Please. laughter also on tonights show, the price of gas is going up, new accusations are coming out against brett kavanaugh, and mike pence fights a horse. So lets catch uh on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with an update on that College Cheating scandal and the celebrity mom whos getting locked up. We are back now with intense reaction to Felicity Huffmans sentencing. The actress must report to prison in the next six weeks to serve 14 days for her role in the College Admissions scandal. She paid 15,000 to inflate her daughters s. A. T. Score as part of a massive College Cheating scandal. In the courtroom an emotional huffman told the judge, i was frightened, i was stupid and i was so wrong. Trevor okay. She said she committed the crime because she was frightened and stupid . I get the stupid part. What were you frightened of . Was the principal to have school, like, maam, your kids score is only good enough nor the university of phoenix. No, no please, no laughter by the way, if
Coming to you live, people. Dont believe me, check your watch. 11 00. See . Told you. Well get to what happened in the debate in a second. First, its important to know the stakes coming in. Unlike previous debates where all you needed to make it on the stage was a permission slip from your mom, this one had a hiring threshold for entry. Only the top ten candidates made the cut. 11 if you include Marianne Williamson debating from the dimension of the mind. laughter it meant for the first time biden, warren and bernie were all on the same stage, yeah. So this was a major milestone in the primary campaign, which is why proper debate preparation was more important than ever. This morning the candidates are getting into debate mode in unusual ways. Beto orourke jamming on the drums. Andrew yang shooting hoops. Pete buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar sharing the same likes. Buttigieg tweeting very funny, united. Trevor bound to happen, so many candidates flying to so many places, it was bound to ha
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This would also include some punishment. It would include 100 hours of community service, an Education Course about prostitution, and a screening for stds. [laughter] a screening for stds . Like, what is all of this . Rich people get deals that ive never heard of. Admit you would have been found guilty and well let you go . [bleep] outta here, man [laughter] at least make him admit it in a room full of eagles fans, then well see some punishment, you know . This is insane well only let you go if youre guilty what . Like, rich people are already living in another world. And also, he has to take an Education Course about prostitution . [laughter] uh, if youve read the reports, he should be the professor, okay . [laughter] the guy has handson experience, if you know what i mean. The College Admissions scandal. For the past few weeks, the whole country has been rocked by the news that hundreds of parents have been accused of bribing their kids way into americas elite colleges, and also usc.