little devon is young, not in school yet. but the day will come, that s how you will feel. you love them to death. having a few hours to yourself just to nap. a good thing. have you done it yourself? kind of. no, goes back next week. i miss her, but i m glad to have a little free time. anyway, she told gma she looks forward to mommy time when sons george and andrew are no longer home for the summer. bye-bye kids. need to get everybody in the neighborhood in on the dance. more than one mom dancing. dancing in the shadows when babies go back. here s something that has actually happened to me. but i have been the person who has been the subject of a terrible video. similar to this one. so, a lady and her boyfriend go to an amusement park. her boyfriend decides to get on a ride called the spring shot with a family friend of theirs, and hilarity ensues. take a look. [ screaming ]
never as unfit as some people. just kidding. oh, yeah. i take that as a shot. plus only in america, an eternity with elvis for a price. bill maher tonight starts now. good evening. piers morgan is off. i m your guest host bill maher. tonight i m talking to two guys who know no boundaries. first a take on family values. with the man behind one of the raunchiest comedies. family guy s seth mcfarlane. lance armstrong winning the tour de france seven times, beating cancer, but he s just getting started. how he s making a comeback as an ironman. that s coming up. we begin with a man who turned a foul mouth cartoon into a tv sensation. seth, i ve never met you, have i? no. nothing up my sleeves. nothing at all. this is completely on the up and up. this is completely natural. there s nothing artificial about this at all. i read in your bio that you re a tv pioneer. i ve heard pioneers get all the this is how it s going to be. this is going to be the hour. do yo
also, the only man who can turn a four-letter word into an international smash hit. see you driving around town with the girl i love and i m like forget you what s up, man? i m so anxious to talk tour, the anticipation is killing me. my exclusive with cee lo green. you have got probably more money in those diamonds in your teeth than i have earned in a lifetime. how many have you got? would you stop being modest please? plus, only in america. a lesson for all those new facebook millionaires on the right way to spend their money. this is piers morgan tonight. very few television programs could actually improve your health. i m hoping this one will because dr. oz is the kind of guy that makes you feel better and not just in that kind of cozy convivial sense. dr. oz, welcome. thank you very much. originally said heart surgeon, author, research, philanthropist, tv star. oh, please. read all that. be sealy wand s husband. i had the best time. it was bri
armed or not. that expression of regret as you ll see did not move trayvon martin s family. it did, however, as you ll also see tonight inject high drama into a bond hearing that many thought would be routine. it was not. zimmerman s apology was only part of the reason why. today s hearing also exposed some of the strengths and many believe weaknesses of the prosecution s case. for example, an investigator today admitted that he does not know one way or another who threw the first punch. martin or zimmerman. even though the second degree murder charge might indicate there was some evidence zimmerman was the aggressor. he admitted that there was no evidence for the claim he was attacked by martin while walking back to his truck. yet he also testified that the state has evidence raising doubts about other parts of zimmerman s story including his claim that trayvon martin was slamming his head against the ground shortly before he pulled the trigger. you add up all the testimon
carney wilson, wendy wilson and chynna phillips on life, love and getting the band back together. we never dreamed it could be this good the second time around. this is piers morgan tonight. good evening. i ll get to my interview with wilson phillips in a moment. but first, we ll hear from actor and lawman steven seagal on this woke s big story. the outspoken actor takes on the trayvon martin tragedy and he s not holding back. later i ll talk to hollywood star and ceo jessica alba about the choices she s making to keep america great. you can invest in health care and you can invest in education, which at the end of the day how can any society thrive if they re not healthy and if they re not educated? they won t be able to compete in the world. steven seagal isn t just an action movie star. he s also been in law enforcement working as a reserve deputy chief. he s with us tonight talking hollywood, life, keeping america great, and trayvon martin. and other issues. l