Judge Jeanine Jr. , harold Ford Jr. , jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new York City, and this is the five. Well, apparently, greg, it was a showdown for the ages. Donald trump met Kamala Harris, squaring off for their first debate, the night starting out with a handshake that quickly darted a makers. She doesnt have a plan, she copied Bidens Plan and it is like for sentences, like run Spot Run P or g is going to my philosophy. I was going to send her a maga hat. In the course of his rallies he talks about fictional characters like hannibal lector. He will talk about windmills cause cancer. And what you will also notice is people start leaving his rallies early out of exhaustiOn And boredom. Im talking now. If you dont mind. Please. Does that sound familiar . Donald trump was fired by 81 Million people. What you think is a friendship with what is known to be a dictator, who would eat you for lunch. Quiet, please. She is going to do all of these wonderful things. Why hasnt s
Starts right now. Hi, ari. Hi, nicole. Ill share what we talked into the hallway late into the night. Everybodys working. Im watching. You made this great point that there are so many ways we are limited sometimes and the Taylor Swift endorsement matters to her fans and it matters to her listeners and you haveinvolved, involved and its tailor made for Girl Dads and i stewed in the hallway and ill tell the viewers, you are so poetic, taylormade and you said my synapsis are no longer firing. Id been on tv since 4 00. You know whats funny . I peaked in the Ride Home to see what folks are saying about the Coverage And Taylor swift fans were so mad, her fans are not young. No, i didnt mean theyre all wrong and i said her massive and vast base of super fans also includes my friends kids, because im old enough that my friends are buying tickets for their kids to go to Taylor Swift concerts. So its a Family Affair for just a sliver of her fandom and that is the young fans, but i am not i am a
Tired playbook. There is no floor for him in terms of how low he will go. We should be prepared for that. We should be prepared for the fact is not burdened by telling the truth. And, we should be prepared for the fact that he will probably speak a lot of untruths. Its like her monologue was going there. We should be prepared for anything. After all, her opponent is a wannabe dictator talking about imprisoning his political opponents. We have seen this Debate Playbook many times before. We saw this one trump creepily lurked behind Hillary Lake clinton, literally stalking her. You can see if there. In a way she said made her Skin Crawl which many of us watching understand. We saw this moment in the first debate between trump and Joe Biden in 2020. Im not here to call out his lies. Everyone knows he is a liar. I want to make sure dad spent you agreed with bernie sanders. There is no manifesto. Please let him speak. You just lost the love. Let your senators know. Make sure you, let people
[ Cheering And Applause ] Greg Yes all right. Okay. [ Cheering And Applause ]. Greg i guess that will do laughter . Greg it is friday, so you know what that means, lets welcome tonights guest, he is so bland, he is getting sued by rice cakes. Cohost of fox and friends, tyro he is a lawyer named trustie, like a cop named friskie. Former trump attorney, and doj prosecutor. If you bont buy her new book, she will have to learn how to cook, a Fox News contributor, kat. He is stronger than gravity, and puts up with my dipravity [ Cheering And Applause ]. Greg yes. Yes. All right. Before we get to some new stories, lets to this [ ] gregs leftovers. Greg all right, it is leftovers, where i read the jokes we didnt use this week. And as always, it is my first time making them. The Movie Beetle Juice Beetle Juice opens in theatres today, about a dead guy that wants to return to the land of the living. laughter . Greg thats a blot that sounds really familiar. [ Cheering And Applause ]. Greg set It
[ cheering and applause ] greg: yes! all right. Okay. [ cheering and applause ]. Greg: i guess that will do! (laughter). Greg: it is friday, so you know what that means, let s welcome tonight s guest, he is so bland, he is getting sued by rice cakes. Cohost of fox and friends, tyro! he is a lawyer named trustie, like a cop named friskie. Former trump attorney, and doj prosecutor. If you bont buy her new book, she will have to learn how to cook, a fox news contributor, kat. He is stronger than gravity, and puts up with my dipravity! [ cheering and applause ]. Greg: yes. Yes. All right. Before we get to some new stories, let s to this: [ ] greg s leftovers. Greg: all right, it is leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. And as always, it is my first time making them. The movie beetle juice beetle juice opens in theatres today, about a dead guy that wants to return to the land of the living. (laughter). Greg: that s a blot that sounds really familiar. [ cheering and a