Greg: yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I like my haircut. Happy tuesday, everyone. Scientists have discovered what they call a third state of existence. Somewhere between life and death. No kidding. Democrats responded to the second assassination attempt on trump by turning down the rhetoric by comparing the former president to mussolini. In a rare sign of unity, maxine waters has offered to schedule his next tee time. The biden a ministration has promised to beef up security for president trump. Using the same agents that protect kamala from reporters. A neighbor of the accused gunman says the family was weird and kept a live horse in their home. Further proof that the suspect was unstable. [ laughter ] greg: it s okay to boo that one. I felt the same way. An investigation into the immigrant crisis in springfield, ohio reveals that auto accidents have increased four fold. I did not know the haitians were all women. Rfk junior is being investigated for allegedly cutting off the head
Im jimmy failla and this is fox news Saturday Night. Hopping. Im jimmy failla and this is fox news Saturday Night. There it is. And just like the cable news tag party is back in effect welcome to fox news Saturday Night wherm everybody can hang no matter whn you vote for or what youve slept with and man have i seen some old nippings my taxi garage but theres a lot of variety here and in that spirit Featurei Girlgh who once babysat my sona once who babysat my dog and woman who always babysits mygu liquory cabinet podcast royalty Christina Hutchison hey girl comedian Instagram Influencer Charles Mcbee there it is and outnumbered cohost human happy hour emily in the house, yo, yo, yo christina really quickly this is your first time on my show and everyone should know you and i go way back. But did i nottening i hosted first standup show you ever did at comics. Didnt comics. I was shaking in the background. Im happy to report, the club is now out of business. [laughter] historic night for
Im jimmy failla and this is fox news Saturday Night. Hopping. Just like that, the cake party is back and welcome to fox news Saturday Night where everybody can hang no matter who you vote for or what you slept with. Man have i seen some things in my old taxi garage but theres a lot of variety here in that spirit, tonights panel, the girl who once babysat my son, a guy who once babysat my dog and a woman who always babysat my liquor cabinet. Podcast loyalty christina hutchinson. Hey, girl. Influencer charles mcbee. [applause] cohost in human happy hour, emily compagno. Christina, this is your first time on my show and everyone should know you and i go way back. Text war days. Democrat think i hosted the first date of show you ever didnt comics. I was shaking in the background. Im happy to report, the club is now out of business. [laughter] historic night for comedy. For america, we are still in business but have entered our rescue days. Everybody talking about trump versus biden we migh
Im jimmy failla and this is fox news Saturday Night. Hopping. Just like that, the cake party is back and welcome to fox news Saturday Night where everybody can hang no matter who you vote for or what you slept with. Man have i seen some things in my old taxi garage but theres a lot of variety here in that spirit, tonights panel, the girl who once babysat my son, a guy who once babysat my dog and a woman who always babysat my liquor cabinet. Podcast loyalty christina hutchinson. Hey, girl. Influencer charles mcbee. [applause] cohost in human happy hour, emily compagno. Christina, this is your first time on my show and everyone should know you and i go way back. Text war days. Democrat think i hosted the first date of show you ever didnt comics. I was shaking in the background. Im happy to report, the club is now out of business. [laughter] historic night for comedy. For america, we are still in business but have entered our rescue days. Everybody talking about trump versus biden we migh
[cheering]. greg: yes! [cheers and applause]. greg: happy tuesday, everybody! it s good to be back. last night after all of the campaigning and spending, ron, nikki and desantis were on the receiving end of another trump thumping. finishing second, third and fourth just like women at a women s swim meet because the dude always wins. remember in 2015, what a photo. that s like timberlake with the rest of in sync. trump bumped each off like the last act of good fellows. there should be yellow crime tape around their podiums. good thing chris christie was already gone. you know how much chalk it takes to outline that body. [laughing]. greg: you should not laugh at that. he is struggling. last night it was not a caucus. it was a carcus. kamala harris predicted it. president trump insighted an ere erection. greg: and last night he did. what does last night s result mean for november. let s face it. there are only 4 people in america who know what a caucus is ask an