[cheering]. greg: yes! [cheers and applause]. greg: happy tuesday, everybody! it s good to be back. last night after all of the campaigning and spending, ron, nikki and desantis were on the receiving end of another trump thumping. finishing second, third and fourth just like women at a women s swim meet because the dude always wins. remember in 2015, what a photo. that s like timberlake with the rest of in sync. trump bumped each off like the last act of good fellows. there should be yellow crime tape around their podiums. good thing chris christie was already gone. you know how much chalk it takes to outline that body. [laughing]. greg: you should not laugh at that. he is struggling. last night it was not a caucus. it was a carcus. kamala harris predicted it. president trump insighted an ere erection. greg: and last night he did. what does last night s result mean for november. let s face it. there are only 4 people in america who know what a caucus is ask an
There are humans. This is a politician. In too many parts of the world, especially in the middle east, theres been a breakdown of order thats been building for decades. And its i unleashed forces that are going to take a generation to resolve. Greg this is a human. Theyre sneaky, dirty rats. [laughter] [applause] greg this is a politician. We will prevail because america is a great country. [applause] well prevail because americas a great country that can withstand even some of the present circumstances. Greg this is a human. How am i doing, am i doing okay . Im president. Hey, im president. Can you believe it, right . [applause] i dont know. Greg i dont know. Is so when a politician is told that a friend is toxic, hell drop him like a hot potato with syphilis. [laughter] but a human being with no political experience relies on something called loyalty. Maybe thats why donald trumpjao easy on mike flynn. Now, thats not political, but its human. Come to think of to it, every trump error
This is a politician. In too many parts of the world, especially in the middle east, theres been a breakdown of order thats been building for decades. And its i unleashed forces that are going to take a generation to resolve. Greg this is a human. Theyre sneaky, dirty rats. [laughter] [applause] greg this is a politician. We will prevail because america is a great country. [applause] well prevail because americas a great country that can withstand even some of the present circumstances. Greg this is a human. How am i doing, am i doing okay . Im president. Hey, im president. Can you believe it, right . [applause] i dont know. Greg i dont know. Is so when a politician is told that a friend is toxic, hell drop him like a hot potato with syphilis. [laughter] but a human being with no political experience relies on something called loyalty. Maybe thats why donald trump said to james comey, hey, go easy on mike flynn. Now, thats not political, but its human. Come to think of to it, every tru
This is a politician. In too many parts of the world, especially in the middle east, theres been a breakdown of order thats been building for decades. And its i unleashed forces that are going to take a generation to resolve. Greg this is a human. Theyre sneaky, dirty rats. [laughter] [applause] greg this is a politician. We will prevail because america is a great country. [applause] well prevail because americas a great country that can withstand even some of the present circumstances. Greg this is a human. How am i doing, am i doing okay . Im president. Hey, im president. Can you believe it, right . [applause] i dont know. Greg i dont know. Is so when a politician is told that a friend is toxic, hell drop him like a hot potato with syphilis. [laughter] but a human being with no political experience relies on something called loyalty. Maybe thats why donald trump said to james comey, hey, go easy on mike flynn. Now, thats not political, but its human. Come to think of to it, every tru
Other natural disasters. [laughter] dont even have to say. [cheering and applause] you know, politics is like sex with Michael Moore. [laughter] you are either on top or crush crushed. [laughter] like the broken stars on hollywood boulevard, which is officially a disaster area, how bad is it getting there . The left is turning on the left. Case in point, deborah messing lashed out at fellow left Susan Sarandon. Why . Because susan said donald trump has inspired more women and minorities to run for office. Deborah gets on twitter and says all this mean stuff like stfu which i believe stands for still tweeting forever uninformed. Now, in case you forgot who deborah is shes the star of an old tv comedy that they brought back just like obama but thanks to trump and her new life on twitter she is gone from thi she doesnt have the stomach to go where i go. Greg to this. What is that . [cheering and applause] greg talk about a fall from grace. [laughter] just to prove playing a smart, funny w