greg: at what age are you sure you re finally mature? the next topic, the worst word on the planet, adulting. merriam-webster, that s a dictionary, says adult thing is slang for behaving like an adult but i say whoever invented it should be thrown into a bottomless pit with spikes at the bottom. i know that doesn t make sense, but hear me out. i ve been around larry. for me, adulting is when i started making those art films downtown. they said would be tasteful. i said not on my watch. according to a new study, 35% of people so the top sign of becoming an adult was when they finally had to think about saving money. they said others should feel like an adult at age 25. i was 25 i was still sitting on santa s lap. at least he said he was santa. kat, kat, kat, your 45. i turned 33 next month. start thinking about what you re going to get me for my birthday. greg: i will surprise you.
so what are your thoughts? are you really going to me for yeah. i am so qualified to be the leading voice of a generation on black issues. look at me! greg: my argument is you probably have just as much expertise as the woman we were listening to in the webinar. was that three white people on that? greg: i couldn t tell. it was three white people on that panel. look, the official frequently asked questions on the website, which i would also went to, because i m a very hard worker. it said no students required or banned from joining and it s like yeah, i would think you would put that there because that would be illegal. right? you can t do that. i mean, i m not a lawyer, i didn t go to law school. sorry, dad. he s here. greg: your dad is the one over there crying right now. he doesn t cry. greg: could this be pushed
you notice that it isn t plural. -grown up since i was 14 years old, got my driver s license and really found out about girls. i ve worked, drove the car with my brothers and sisters and mama, all over america singing songs and daddy was gone a lot working. i was the man of the house and he said work is noble, go get a job and report back to me when you get one. greg: there you go. all right, with got comedy coming up! up next, stick around for joe devito! (vo) for fourteen years, subaru and our retailers have been sharing the love with those who need it most. now subaru is the largest automotive donor to make-a-wish and meals on wheels. and the largest corporate donor to the aspca and national park foundation. get a new subaru during the share the love event and
good, is he crying? absolutely not. not in my household. greg: it sounds like this thing is more like a baby mama monitor. fun with language. i had the same concerns about amazon watching me in my home, but amazon already knows a lot of incriminating stuff about me. like what i order on amazon. and when. there s no conspiracy there, so i feel like it s already too late for all of us. greg: join us! join the robot overlords! save yourself before it s too late! because i m not going to help you. i m with them. i m with them. out with you guys, you guys are over. i m with you now. me and pete, we re going to open up a robot bed-and-breakfast. up next, lucky for you, it s tom shillue.
you can still lose a photo and send it to me. because i could use the sale. they are $5. greg: all right, tyrus. what? what in the hell can i possibly say to this? i came out a grown man and cried. the doctor slapped me, i took his arm behind his back, took his wallet. greg: i don t know if that s true. i believe you, cyrus! do know how hard it is to be born with tattoos, greg? greg: i didn t know you could pass tattoos on in the womb. it wasn t, i did it myself. i got this. oh, come on! [laughter] greg: i am going to say, last word to larry. emphasis on word.