From our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Voodoo Economics One of the many reasons that Castro, Inc. has basically given up on agriculture is that at some point it woke up to the fact that growing food is far less profitable than importing it. According to a
From our Bureau of Socialist Price Gouging with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice, Equity and Inclusion and our Bureau of Thinly-Camouflaged Socialist Government Monopolies Another fake "private" business has opened it doors in Havana. While the international news media see this as a sure sign of creeping capitalism in Cuba, the
From our Bureau of Twenty-First Century Socialist Slavery with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice Allen Tijerino Castro is serving a four-year prison sentence for distributing leaflets that contained phrases written by José Martí and pleas for the release of political prisoners. As any reasonable person can easily see, Allen is a
From our Bureau of Ironic Twists in Church-State Relations with some assistance from our Bureau of Extreme Déjà Vu and our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice This piece of news is so huge and significant that it took three of our bureaus to cover it properly. In a stunningly ironic twist, Nicaraguan sub-dictator Daniel Ortega
From our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice and Equity with some assistance from our Bureau of Anomalous Varieties of Parasitism and Vampirism What the foooooook? Okay, this needs some splainin, as Desi Arnaz might have said to his wife Lucy. Please splain to me how Cubans can get their hands on 17 million dollars to