hey, you doing everybody? aha. it s friday so you know what that means? let s welcome tonight s guests. like a genie she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom, dana perino. hide him from your wives because he ll probably kill themselves. comedian joe matchy and my thirty favorite lou. mr. that joke is not funny anymore lou perez. she does her best lifting at the gym. bestselling author kat timpf. [applause] alright. yeah. okay. before we get to some news stories let s do this. gregs left overs it s left overs where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and it s my first time reading them so if they suck we ll throw mackey in a meat grinder and make meatballs and force feed them to steve doocy. up first. medical researchers say nose picking can lead to memory loss. [lau [laughter] i really don t have to say anything. this is easy. speaking of joe, yesterday special counsel investigating joe biden s counsel called him an elderly man with a poor
[applause] greg: all right. [cheers] greg: happy thursday, everybody, sometimes the universe remind you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting the 8:00 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micropenis. can we really say that? greg: yes. here s another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis. if you ve never heard of him tonight is the case. tonight the leader of isis is killed. trump goes is dead. he died like a dog. in front of the whole world. abu, we could hear him crying, abu, don t cry. let me tell you something, abu cried, he cried quite a bit. i wouldn t have cried. cry baby baghdady, that s what we were calling him. greg: he s funny and he does track better than alec baldwin plus he hasn t shot anyone yet. but what is special about gillis is he beat cancer culture in 2019. he was hired as a cast member on saturday night live but was fired before he appeared on the show after people dug
hey yeah. as evan waits for his next day in court, his parents say they understand the conviction rate in russia as just about 100% so they don t have a lot of hope right now that he will be freed anytime soon, but they were given some relief when they got to physically see and speak with evan at his last pretrial detention hearing. it s even harder now to leave him there. then it was the first time trying not to think about anything. it s just very hard. that was part of a new interview evans family did with the wall street journal who employs evan, his parents say when they saw him. he appeared to be in good spirits and strong despite his tough circumstances. now just this week, u. s ambassador to russia than tracy was granted access to evan for the first time in nearly three months. we re also learning the kremlin may now be signaling they re open to the idea of exchanging evan for one of their own in a prisoner swap , but evan s parents and sister danielle, say right now
[cheers] greg: happy thursday, everybody, sometimes the universe remind you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting the 8:00 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micropenis. can we really say that? greg: yes. here s another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis. if you ve never heard of him tonight is the case. tonight the leader of isis is killed. trump goes is dead. he died like a dog. in front of the whole world. abu, we could hear him crying, abu, don t cry. let me tell you something, abu cried, he cried quite a bit. i wouldn t have cried. cry baby baghdady, that s what we were calling him. greg: he s funny and he does track better than alec baldwin plus he hasn t shot anyone yet. but what is special about gillis is he beat cancer culture in 2019. he was hired as a cast member on saturday night live but was fired before he appeared on the show after people dug up old jokes when he made jokes
$6 million if he will have to pay interest on it. how will he make that payment? it s not humanly possible. dana: david spunt at the justice department with this. good morning. today s line of questioning is not a deposition, a transcribed interview, a former business associate of hunter biden will not be under oath but lying to congress is a big no no. the first two met back around 2017 according to sources. they say that the two came together through cefc, a chinese energy company with reported ties to the communist party of china. the company has since shut erred. according to house oversight investigators, yen will be questioned about money that came through there and various companies allegedly that money made its way to joe biden. $40,000. it was a payment listed as a loan repayment from the president s sister-in-law, sarah biden. oversight chairman james comer says the origin of that money going far back or edge gnats with a company that benefited from cefc which i