Youre wearing lavender and Peach Blossom perfume. No, sir. I think thats the glade plugin youre smelling. laughter ah, yes, freshness all day. Still hunting President Trump . Do you know him . I do. We were golfing buddies once. We ate our caddy, turned him into a taco bowl with a nice diet coke. Pfpfpfpfpf. Doctor, what can you tell me about the president . You already have the answers. What is his nature . What does he do, this man you seek . Hes hes an idiot who says the first thing that comes to mind. No, that is incidental. Quid pro quo, clarice. Tell me your worst memory of the election. One night, on a tuesday, donald trump won the presidency, and then i heard a strange noise. It sounded like a scream, like some kind of screaming. What did you do . I crept into the living room. The tv was on. I was so scared. So scared. Msnbc, the anchors, they were crying. They were crying. laughter thank you, clarice. Now its your turn, doctor, quid pro quo. What evidence do you have on donald
cheers and applause cheers and applause Stephen Lovely crowd; welcome to the late show, everybody. Im so happy youre here, so happy everyone is with us tonight. I am your host, stephen colbert, and wow. I am glad you could be here on this historic evening. Because, donald trump held his first solo press conference as president okay . Alright . Hes had them with world leaders; hes gone out there with the podium, like the twin podiums with the world leaders, but this was just him, by himself. Evidently, he didnt even bring his meds with him it was just him, alone. It was a robust one hour and 17 minutes long. That is beefy, okay . So beefy, you could eat it with a fork, okay . So youre going to want to use a spoon to get every drop of the crazy. It just happened actually. Were recording this in the early afternoon. It literally just finished. What im saying is this is fresh. It must be fresh because you can smell it. The smell is theres a real cheers and applause this press conference, i
cheers and applause cheers and applause Stephen Lovely crowd; welcome to the late show, everybody. Im so happy youre here, so happy everyone is with us tonight. I am your host, stephen colbert, and wow. I am glad you could be here on this historic evening. Because, donald trump held his first solo press conference as president okay . Alright . Hes had them with world leaders; hes gone out there with the podium, like the twin podiums with the world leaders, but this was just him, by himself. Evidently, he didnt even bring his meds with him it was just him, alone. It was a robust one hour and 17 minutes long. That is beefy, okay . So beefy, you could eat it with a fork, okay . So youre going to want to use a spoon to get every drop of the crazy. It just happened actually. Were recording this in the early afternoon. It literally just finished. What im saying is this is fresh. It must be fresh because you can smell it. The smell is theres a real cheers and applause this press conference, i
cheers and applause cheers and applause Stephen Lovely crowd; welcome to the late show, everybody. Im so happy youre here, so happy everyone is with us tonight. I am your host, stephen colbert, and wow. I am glad you could be here on this historic evening. Because, donald trump held his first solo press conference as president okay . Alright . Hes had them with world leaders; hes gone out there with the podium, like the twin podiums with the world leaders, but this was just him, by himself. Id him, alone. It was a robust one hour and 17 minutes long. That is beefy, okay . So beefy, you could eat it with a fork, okay . So youre going to want to use a spoon to get every drop of the crazy. It just happened actually. Were recording this in the early afternoon. It literally just finished. What im saying is this is fresh. It must be fresh because you can smell it. The smell is theres a real cheers and applause this press conference, its still steaming. You can warm your hands over this pile.
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