But the schools right down the street. If we run out the door right now, we can catch it case open . Closed. Okay, well wow. Since were not doing any police work, i just wanted to mention its teds Retirement Party tonight, and somebody ate all the buffalo wings out of the fridge. Case closed. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, checks and unbalanced. Plus, stephen welcomes Bryan Cranston. Rupaul charles. And musical guest bonnie raitt. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hello i love it. I love it. Thanks, everybody. Please, have a seat, up here, down there. Thank you, one and all. What a lovely, lovely greeting. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. You know, folks, i love new york, because it is not washington, d. C. Its bad down there. Its bad, its like the battle of winterfell down there. This morning, donald trump asserted