One of my favorite ways that lame trademark fights end is when the victim of the bullying makes slight changes to their branding such that it pokes the bully in the eye while still getting the victim out of legal harm's way. When you couple that with the beer industry, all the more so. After…
Nov. 27, 8 p.m.: Christmas meets kangaroos
Never did I ever think I would type “Elvis Presley” and “red kangaroo” in the same sentence, but it’s 2020, and here we are. Though most of the Lehigh Valley Zoo’s animals are kept off site during its “Winter Light Spectacular” event, I caught a glimpse of a red kangaroo hopping along as Presley’s “Blue Christmas” pulsed through the zoo’s PA system.
The Lehigh Valley Zoo’s “Winter Light Spectacular” includes over 1.2 million lights.
(Rachel Schnalzer / Los Angeles Times)
Then, it happened and surprisingly quickly I locked eyes with a dashing zookeeper (who bore an uncanny resemblance to Timothée Chalamet). After our love-at-first-sight meeting, we decided to leave our troubled pasts behind and raise reindeer out in the country. It was the stuff of Hallmark legend.