Yes, I get It. Yes, I It. I get It. I get It. You love me. What can You do . HappY tuesdaY, everYone. So Kamala HarrIs Is In the mIddle of a MedIa BlItz. Shes The VIew, 60 mInutes,a me stephen colbert, howard stern. Shes been In front of more old than BrIan Stelters. Boxers. Last nIght she made o a dIsastrous, paInful appearance on 60 mInutes. It was so bad Joe BIden turned over In hIs grave. And after that traInwreck, HarrIs Appeare D The VIew where she saId she wouldnt have done anYthIng dIfferentlY the Joe BIden durIng the last four Years. Well, except PIck A Better VIce PresIdent. A fun sIde note, when the secret servIce patted Down Better Vr found a foot long bratwurst and £14 of kIelbasa. S ecre but be remIss If we dIdnt wIsh joY a happY bIrthdaY. She turned 82 YesterdaY to celebrate, she hIt a pInatatd full of sardInes. Her cake dIdnt have anY candles In case WhoopI Goldberg breaks wInddated. MeanwhIle, TIm Walz vIsIted JImmY KImmel show Last NIght, revealed he saved Carmelas N
Greg: i get it what can you do. Happy tuesday. Greg: harris is in the middle of a media blitz doing the view, 60 minutes howard stern in front of more old then brian stelter s boxers. Your appearance on 60 minutes so bad biden turned over in his grave. She then went on the views saying she wouldn t have done anything different than biden in the last four years except pick a better vp. When the secret service patted down joy behar they found a pound to of bratwurst and kielbasa. She turned 82 yesterday and celebrated by eating pinata of sardines. No candles because whoopi goldberg might have broke wind. Jimmy fallon revealed he had harris saved as my dry cleaner. I could use one of those says one man. I wonder what alias harris has for tim walls and hit her phone. For the next week shell help the president make the transition from the oval office to his new home by the way what the hell was she wearing yesterday. Obviously it s a jacket from the charles payne collection. And gemma pentz
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Im Dana Perino along with Judge Jeanine pirro, harold Ford Jr. , jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new york city, and this is the five. So the democrats Assistant Coach fumbling the ball at the big vp debate. Senator j. D. Vance and governor Tim Walz striking a more civil tone as they tangled over the big issues facing the country, and it turns out shielding your candidate from Media Scrutiny does not the best strategy. Tim walz only doing half dozing interviews before the showdown, and it left him a little bit rusty when compared to the battletested vance, watch. A nearly 80yearold Donald Trump talking about Crowd Sizes is not what we need in this moment. Governor walz just accused Donald Trump of being an agent of chaos. Donald trump actually delivered some stability in the world and he did it by establishing Effece Deterrence peered people were afraid of stepping out of line. When you start to see that type of fickleness around holding the coalitions together, Donald Trum
I think you ve got a tough job because you have to play whackamole, you have to pretend that donald trump did not deliver rising takehome pay and then defend kamala harris is atrocious economic record. Jesse: the debate we ve been waiting for. I m a knucklehead at times. I think the lack of interviews that he s done with national media, with local media, it showed. Jesse: the media is crying after babying little timmy. Stop, stop. Are you kidding me? the day will come when we will name names. The names we are going to name our names that will shock you. Jesse: 100 victims sue pd. Their lawyer joins primetime. Plus. . . This is going to be a great debate. jesse: the vp debate last night told you everything you need it to know about kamala harris. She has terrible instincts. The biggest got decision i ve made most recently is to choose my running mate. Yeah. Jesse: yeah. Tim walz was supposed to be a normal midwestern white guy and said this. . . Sitting in the office with the sandy