Seth first up as your president , i will do everything in my power to protect our lgbtq citizens. [ light laughter ] seth this has been so that was a lie then . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth newly appointed White House Communications director Anthony Scaramucci said today that hes not a backstabber, but more of a frontstabbing person. [ laughter ] and its very telling about this administration that they think there is a right way to stab somebody. [ light laughter ] i stab from the front, underhand, like a gentleman. [ light laughter ] at a rally in ohio last night, President Trump said that Abraham Lincoln is the only president more president ial than him. And then this is weird. Trump invited him to the white house. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i think we would enjoy each others company. [ applause ] according to politico, President Trump and attorney general Jeff Sessions are no longer on speaking terms. Though come to think of it, trump by himself is barely on s
Building a diagram to show President Trump that hell understand. Heres that diagram. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so what are you trying to say . [ light laughter ] First Lady Melania Trump announced today that her first Solo International trip will be to toronto, canada. The purpose of her trip hasnt been announced. But im guessing, sanctuary . [ laughter and applause ] the publisher of Hillary Clintons upcoming memoir announced today that the title of her book will be the statement what happened . [ light laughter ] well thats the censored version. [ cheers and applause ] in a recent interview, canadian Prime Minister justin trudeau, revealed that the he watched clips from the popular tv show the west wing to prepare for debates. [ light laughter ] while donald trump prepared for debates by watching friday the 13th. [ laughter ] that was the the slot that the obamacare [ laughter and applause ] seth im right behind you. Taco bell announced it will begin selling a potatorito,
Seth first up as your president , i will do everything in my power to protect our lgbtq citizens. [ light laughter ] seth this has been so that was a lie then . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth newly appointed White House Communications director Anthony Scaramucci said today that hes not a backstabber, but more of a frontstabbing person. [ laughter ] and its very telling about this administration that they think there is a right way to stab somebody. [ light laughter ] i stab from the front, underhand, like a gentleman. [ light laughter ] at a rally in ohio last night, President Trump said that Abraham Lincoln is the only president more president ial than him. And then this is weird. Trump invited him to the white house. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i think we would enjoy each others company. [ applause ] according to politico, President Trump and attorney general Jeff Sessions are no longer on speaking terms. Though come to think of it, trump by himself is barely on s
Building a diagram to show President Trump that hell understand. Heres that diagram. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so what are you trying to say . [ light laughter ] First Lady Melania Trump announced today that her first Solo International trip will be to toronto, canada. The purpose of her trip hasnt been announced. But im guessing, sanctuary . [ laughter and applause ] the publisher of Hillary Clintons upcoming memoir announced today that the title of her book will be the statement what happened . [ light laughter ] well thats the censored version. [ cheers and applause ] in a recent interview, canadian Prime Minister justin trudeau, revealed that the he watched clips from the popular tv show the west wing to prepare for debates. [ light laughter ] while donald trump prepared for debates by watching friday the 13th. [ laughter ] that was the the slot that the obamacare [ laughter and applause ] seth im right behind you. Taco bell announced it will begin selling a potatorito,
Look at that guy. He did not work on his hair that long to go on the radio. [ laughter ] he probably cant reach orgasm without at least two cameras on him. [ laughter ] look at him. Hes like a televangelist without the humility. Ladies and gentlemen, the mooch [ cheers and applause ] white house give it up for the mooch White House Communications director Anthony Scaramucci reportedly told his staff today, quote, youre either going to stop leaking, or youre going to get fired. Replied the leaker, you cant fire me, im the president. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the girl scouts have announced that they will offer 23 new badges focused on science, technology, engineering and math, while the boy scouts have announced theyre just going to lay low for a while. [ laughter ] President Trump spoke yesterday at the boy Scout Jamboree and bragged about his election victory over hillary clinton. And every scout in attendance earned the merit badge for eye rolling. [ laughter and applause ]