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Building a diagram to show President Trump that hell understand. Heres that diagram. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so what are you trying to say . [ light laughter ] First Lady Melania Trump announced today that her first Solo International trip will be to toronto, canada. The purpose of her trip hasnt been announced. But im guessing, sanctuary . [ laughter and applause ] the publisher of Hillary Clintons upcoming memoir announced today that the title of her book will be the statement what happened . [ light laughter ] well thats the censored version. [ cheers and applause ] in a recent interview, canadian Prime Minister justin trudeau, revealed that the he watched clips from the popular tv show the west wing to prepare for debates. [ light laughter ] while donald trump prepared for debates by watching friday the 13th. [ laughter ] that was the the slot that the obamacare [ laughter and applause ] seth im right behind you. Taco bell announced it will begin selling a potatorito, which is beef, cheese, potatoes and chipotle spice wrapped in a tortilla for 1. Yeah seth or for the same nutritional value, just eat the dollar. [ laughter and applause ] and apologies, apologies to the one man who was excited about that news. [ laughter ] who didnt see there was maybe a joke coming. [ laughter ] who thought the punch line would be, and i think thats great. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] butchers in Northern Ireland have created what they call a gin and tonic sausage, by infusing the meat with gin. Incidentally, gin and tonic sausage is also Steve Bannons nickname at the gym. [ laughter and applause ] doctors are criticizing a hospital in georgia for having a Mcdonalds Restaurant inhouse. When in fact, they should be praising mcdonalds for having a hospital around it. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. A hospital in georgia has a Mcdonalds Restaurant inhouse. Even worse, their inhouse bereavement counselor. [ laughter ] smart move to end with the bereavement counselor joke . [ light laughter ] you guys, we got a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause ] she is the host of americas got talent on nbc, tyra banks is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] how exciting is that . He is a really funny guy, a wonderful guy, hes starring in a hilarious new movie, brigsby bear, from snl, kyle mooney is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] and we will have music from a great band, onerepublic is here. [ cheers and applause ] so its a fantastic night. But before we get to all of that, the Trump White House continued to face the backlash today over president s cruel and sudden decision to ban transgender people from serving in the military. Meanwhile, the senate gop was rushing to pass mystery legislation that could strip Health Care Away from millions of people. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth as we all know, donald trump has cast himself as a champion of the working class. But throughout his presidency, hes done very little to actually improve the lives of those working people. Hes either done needlessly cruel things that nobody asked for, like banning transgender soldiers, or has actively tried to make their lives worse by taking away their health care. But trump thinks he can get away it, because hes billed himself as a crusader against the elites. So when new White House Communications director Anthony Scaramucci did an interview with the bbc this week, he was asked why donald trump is not himself an elite, and gave an answer that wasnt very convincing. So heres whats gonna happen. What part of donald trump is not elite . Were going to move on. The business side, or the politics side, or the inheritance side . What part of donald trump many people in the u. K. Dont understand that. Oh my god, theres so many things about president hes a celebrity. Hes a billionaire. How about the cheeseburgers . How about the pizza that were eating . Everyone eats cheeseburgers and pizzas. What are you talking about . No, no, no. [ laughter and applause ] seth the Trump Administration is so insane, even the british are getting flustered now. [ light laughter ] and the british werent even flustered by dunkirk. [ light laughter ] its worth noting this interaction with the bbc went a little differently than the last time scaramucci spoke with the bbc in 2016, before he took a job with trump. When he told them, if donald trump becomes the next president , im looking forward to the bbc helping me find a flat somewhere in london. [ audience ohs ] and i have to say, i would have loved to seen the mooch living in london. [ light laughter ] that would make a fantastic tv show. They could call it the Great British jerkoff. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] scaramucci was brought in as the White House Communications director to get White House Communications back on track. But last night he called new yorker reporter brian lizza and unloaded, on fellow trump staffers on the record. Now this is a report that just came out. Now theres one word that we cant say on tv, so instead, were going to play the sound of a rooster and you can figure out what word he was using. [ light laughter ] scaramucci claimed that Reince Priebus had leaked details of a dinner with trump, fox news host sean hannity, and former fox news exec bill shine. According to the article, the issue, he said, was that he believed priebus had been worried about the dinner because he hasnt been invited. Reince is a [ bleep ] paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac, scaramucci said. He channeled priebus as he spoke, oh bill shine is coming in . Let me leak the [ bleep ] thing and see if i can [ rooster call ] block these people the way i [ rooster call ] blocked scaramucci for six months. Priebus did not respond to a request for comment. But his comments on fellow white house official steve bannon, took the cake. Scaramucci also told me that unlike other senior officials, he had no interest in media attention. Im not steve bannon, im not trying to suck my own [ rooster call ] [ audience ohs ] he said, speaking of trumps chief strategist. Im not trying to build my own brand off the [ bleep ] strength of the president , im here to serve the country. Bannon declined to comment. [ light laughter ] im guessing bannon was unavailable to comment, because based on his skill set, he was otherwise engaged. [ laughter and applause ] or [ cheers and applause ] or maybe he did comment and it was muffled. You know [ light laughter ] you know because of his [ rooster call ] but while this insane white house drama is playing out, trumps policies are having real consequences for real people. As you may recall during the campaign, when trump was cynically trying to drive a wedge between Hillary Clinton and democratic voters, he claimed he would be the true champion of the lgbtq community. At one point, even holding a gay pride flag at one of his events. He looks like a matador trying to make peace with a gay bull. [ light laughter ] i dont want trouble of course, it turns out when trump claimed he supported the lgbtq community, he was just engaged in one of his favorite pasttimes, aside from golfing, lying. Although im pretty sure his favorite pasttime is to lie and golf at the same time. [ light laughter ] lets see, one, tree, then water, and then it was the tree again, and then i picked it up and threw it. And it was putt, putt, putt. [ light laughter ] then it went off the green and then i [ mumbling ] i got a three. [ laughter and applause ] and yesterday yesterday revealed the scale of trumps lies about his feelings towards the lgbtq community, when he announced via tweet, that he was banning transgender people from rv our military must be focused on decisive and overwhelming victory, and cannot be burdened with the tremendous medical costs and disruption that transgender in the military would entail. Seth okay, so clearly he didnt write that tweet, thats way too many big words from a guy whos reading level can best be described as tarzan. [ laughter ] but trumps announcement apparently caught actual military officials offguard, because he began his announcement with this vague tweet. After consultation with my generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States government will not accept or allow, and then he left that up, by itself, for nine minutes. [ light laughter ] thats like if you girlfriend said, you know my new trainer, jeff . And then didnt say anything for nine minutes. [ laughter ] the tweet was so a vague it apparently caused panic at the defense department. According to buzzfeed, at the pentagon, the first of the three tweets raised fears that the president was getting ready to announce strikes to north korea, or some other military action. Many said they were left in suspense for nine minutes, the time between the first and second tweet. The pentagon is afraid trump might announce military action via tweet. [ light laughter ] lets pray he never tweets about his lunch. Its official, i just decided to nuke two hot pockets and a bean burrito. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but, as you might expect from a policy announced via tweet, it seems to have been rushed out and poorly thought out. The white house could not provide answers to basic questions about how the ban would work, and whether it would affect Current Service members. So if youre wondering why this decision seemed so rushed and poorly thought out, thats because it has nothing to do with military readiness. The fact is, some of trumps advisers, like the super flexible, i guess, steve bannon, wanted to do things like this to appeal more to his base. In fact, it may be no coincidence, that according to the New York Times weeks ago bannon brought in ann coulter, the firebrand pundit, to see trump. Coulter railed at the president that he needed to focus more on his core supporters. Thats right, trump met with ann coulter. Though technically you dont meet with ann coulter. Ideoape in the mail, and then you put in your in your vcr, and then she climbs out of your tv. [ laughter ] but trump isnt just busy in on transgender people, hes doing it to anyone who needs health care too. Because right now, the gop is rushing the vote on a bill that would repeal and replace obamacare by the end of the week. And we still dont know what theyre going to vote on. In fact, throughout this process, republicans have been at a loss to explain to the American People what theyre trying to do here. What would their bill actually accomplish . Scaramucci attempted to provide an agor g to comfort anyone. What the president is trying to do is make the Health Care System freer. So why not disrupt and decentralize the system, make it more pricecompetitive. Increase competition for the insurance companies. And trust the process of the free market, like in telecom, like in airlines. Seth no one wants health care to be like the airlines. [ light laughter ] how is the hospital . Not great. [ light laughter ] my surgery was three hours late. My bed was doublebooked so they dragged me out of the o. R. [ laughter ] and then they sent my appendix to albuquerque [ light laughter ] after getting over a procedural hurdle on tuesday, republicans in the senate have failed to pass several health care bills. One that would have only repealed obamacare, and one that wouldve repealed and replaced it. Now, theyre scrambling to come up with a third option. The gop is basically a drunk guy trying every key to get into his apartment. No, thats my mail key. Ah, i dont even think this is my building. [ light laughter ] scaramucci was asked why the process has been so difficult and used a historical analogy that didnt quite add up. If you read team of rivals, it took lincoln three or four times to get what he wanted from the senate and the house of representatives, which was the full abolition of slavery. Seth thats right, trute i Abraham Lincolns team of rivals. Who can forget lincolns stirring words denouncing slavery. A house divided against itself cannot stand. I believe this government cannot endure half slave and half free. And i also believe that my election victory was the biggest election victory of all time and no one believed i could do it. [ light laughter ] the fake news, the fake polls, terrible people. Terrible dishonest people but we won. Oh, we won all right. Isnt that right, mooch . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth so now now, with gop leaders scrambling to scrounge together the votes for some kind of new, undisclosed plan, trump is personally going after republicans who are bucking him, like alaska senator Lisa Murkowski who voted no on tuesday. And its not just trump going after his fellow republicans who are against this bill, georgia gop congressman, buddy carter, who was asked about murkowski voting no. And he seemed to threaten her with physical violence. What do you think about the president going after Lisa Murkowski for her no vote yesterday, on the motion to proceed . I think its perfectly fair. Let me tell you, somebody needs to go over there to that senate and snatch a knot in their ass. [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] seth snatch a knot in their ass . [ laughter ] jesus, i guess when they drained the swamp, they found this guy floating at the bottom. [ laughter and applause ] what does snatch a knot in their ass even mean . Its like a grand theft auto character who tried to say, ill pop a cap in your ass but had a glitch. Im gonna snatch a knot in your ass. Eat bread, shopper. [ light laughter ] so now republicans in the senate are moving on to a third mystery plan. And just remember how insane this is. Theyre trying to pass a bill that theyve just come up with, on the fly, to reorganize we onesixth of the u. S. Economy and strip Health Care Away from millions. Obamacare took 14 months and went through hundreds of hours of hearings and amendments from both parties. And at the time republicans argued that that process is too secretive. Republicans like Mitch Mcconnell. Americans are outraged by the lastminute, closeddoor, sweetheart deals that were made to gain the slimmest margin for passage of a bill that is all about their health care. Theyre pulling out all the stops. Theyre doing everything they can to jam this bill through. And they dont even seem to care any more about how ugly it all looks. This is a incredibly unpopular bill. Thus, their only rallying cry, make history. Ignore the American People. What an act of arrogance. Why dont you all just all you American People, all 300 million of you just sit down, shut up, sit down, well do it for you. Well restructure onesixth of the economy. We know whats best for you. This is an act of total arrogance. Seth wow. Its rare to see Mitch Mcconnell get so angry. Usually he just keeps all his rage stored up in his neck pouch. [ laughter ] dont make me open that. [ light laughter ] and now trump is out there, telling republicans they need to make a decision, that they dont have time for hearings or debate or letting the American People know whats in the bill. Of course back in 2010, republicans felt differently. Republicans like thencongressman mike pence. Whats the hurry . I mean, the president says we got to bring it to a close. Its time to make a decision. You know, the issue of health care and Health Insurance and the longterm costs of health care is a profound issue that has enormous consequences, not only to the federal budget, but to the most precious decisions of every american and every american family. He says the time for talk is over. And the president says this he spoke to that. But why . Saying saying that you guys on capitol hill have been debating this, he said for decades. And that, you know, the time for talk is over. Yeah, well, and he says this isnt about politics. But why do we have to get it done in two weeks . Seth man, look at pence . That was seven years ago and he looks the exact same. [ light laughter ] can we see his kindergarten photo . [ laughter ] my god. Of course, republican objections, back then, were not in good faith, and neither is the process theyre using now. The things trump and the gop are doing right now are deeply unpopular, so theyre doing them in secret. In the words of the great Abraham Lincoln you can fool some of the people all of the time. And to keep the rest out, were going to build a wall [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with more late night, everybody [ cheers and applause ] for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. Agent broughton, shes our best intelligence expert. We have a mission for you. Trust no one. [ grunting ] do what they say youve got every agency in the world after you. Im off to a great start. One thing leads to another to another yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 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Seth now, if you got a chance to look at the paper this morning, you might have seen there was a new study on migrating tree frogs and excuse me, im sorry, i could be wrong here, but i think i smell some smoke and that could only mean one thing. Its time for ya burnt [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome to the burn zone, everybody. We got a lot of topics to sizzle through, but not a lot of time. Over here is the burner, lets turn on the gas and load her up. Woo, scaramucci [ laughter ] first up, karaoke. Oh, good. Its that song i like, but out of tune and screamier. [ light laughter ] if i wanted to hear someone drunkenly butcher piano man id go to a billy joel concert. [ light laughter ] [ audience oohs ] and if i wanted to watch a bunch of people who arent talented enough to be professionals, id go to a mets game. Side burn mets. Side burn. Seth karaoke, read my lips. Ya burnt public pools. 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Seth its hard to get late night barbecue in l. A. . Yeah, l. A. Its like 10 oclock it stops. New york, its like you can get the cue all night boo. You know what im saying . [ light laughter ] seth wow, where do you where is a good latenight place to get the cue . You know, i love daisy mays seth okay, wheres daisy on 11th street. Seth okay, great. Oh my god, the sides. Its very cafeteria style, dont think its all fancy yall. [ laughter ] seth okay, gotcha. All right, you cant wear this dress there. Seth by the way, it was very hard for me to picture fancy barbecue late at night. [ laughter ] so, okay. Seth all right, well, great. So, congratulations on americas got talent. You very good ratings this year, youre a host have you been enjoying it . Yeah, i have been having a really good time, but it is hard as hell. Seth it is. You were saying backstage, you have to you have to interview everyone. I have to interview every single person. Seth and they have very divergent talents. Quite. I mean, its the the singin chicken that plays the piano, and the dog seth yeah . Was that a good interview . [ light laughter ] that was really good. She was like, laying eggs, and stuff. So, and then im the one that has to like hug them when theyre crying, and tell them its going to be okay. Seth right, so youre sort of a therapist as well. Yeah. You have to know, you guys, that when you see people and theyre doing some kind of crazy act, and youre like, oh, theyre in on it, theyre just having fun. No, a lot of times they are really serious, and think thats their real talent. Seth oh, gotcha. Yeah. Seth so there are you mean, theres times where im watching, and im saying, that person knows thats dumb, they dont . [ laughter ] they dont. Seth interesting. And you just dont see it, it might not have made the cut with them running into my arms and crying. Seth right, but i will say, i mean even things that look, again, who am i to judge, im sure a lot of people think what i do for a living is dumb. Everybody has clearly put a lot of time into it, which is really nice. Like even the skill that you would think is the silliest, has like a lifetime of doing it. Have you had a favorite contestant this year . Yeah. My favorite is this singer named yoli. Seth okay. She is out of miami. Seth great. And she came on the stage during auditions, and shes 21yearsold, but she had on all this like jewelry, and makeup, and just like way too much, and she started to sing, and simon stopped her, and he was like, i dont know, i just you just you just look old, and just i cant i cant get into this. God, i just made him very cockney, didnt i . [ laughter ] anyway, and i could tell he was about to like, kind of just be over it, and my feet hurt on americas got talent, cause im on my feet all the time. So, yall dont know, but i take off my high heels all the time, and i throw on vans. Theyre not paying me. But they should. Seth okay. [ light laughter ] and i throw on vans, and before i can turn, and put on my high heels, i had to go save yoli. I run out on the stage, i take off all of her jewelry, and shes like, oh my god. And i take all of it off, and im like, girl, be young. Be young. Now go. Seth oh, wow. And then she sang again. She got a standing ovation, and she made it to the midrounds, and now she made it to the live shows. [ cheers and applause ] seth well, congratulations for helping her out. Thank you. Seth congratulations to yoli. So, that that seems like a little bit of your americas top model skills like, drifted in. I cant help myself, seth. Seth and now youre going back to americas top model. This is the 24th cycle of the show. [ cheers and applause ] yes, 24 cycles. Its one of the longest reality shows, or television shows, ever. Seth now, weve obviously established that youve brought some of your top model to americas got talent, will that go the other way . Are you going to ask the models to like, spin plates . [ laughter ] spin plates, juggle. Seth yeah. I actually now because i created top model and i produce it. So, ive been speaking to my team, and saying, you see that americas got talent heart . You see how everybodys on their couch crying, looking at them kids singing, and this dog doing this . Our objective is to make people cry this cycle. [ light laughter ] seth really . Yes. Seth cause they you dont think about the emotional connection on americas top model as much. Yeah, so i mean, we have emotion, we have tears and stuff. Seth of course. But i want em to flow. I want you to watch top model and be like, tyra, baby, keep her. Dont send her home. Seth i will i will look forward to this season of americas top model. So, we have actually have children who are very close in age. I think your son is two months older than my son. Oh wow, so your sons 14 months . Seth yeah, 14 months. Oh, okay. Seth so congratulations, you had not put any photos of your son on social media, but you just did. For over a year. Seth congratulations, you made it longer than i did. Thank you. Seth i had the plan not to. Yeah, and why did you . Seth because it was just like, the world needs to see this little angel. This amazing gorgeous thing . Seth yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] well mine it wasnt so much that i was itching for the world to see him. I went to a restaurant for fathers day with my son and my dad. Seth very sweet. And we my son, it was by the ocean, and my son was awa, awa, awa water. Seth yep. And so i was like, okay, youre going to get in the water for the first time. I slathered him with like sun you know, screen. He was looking purple, cause hes black. So, we put on sunscreen we look purple. [ light laughter ] and he just was looking crazy. Got slammed by waves. Sand everywhere. Were leaving, paparazzi, and im trying to hide him with a blanket, and im like i pull over to the gas station after they get the shot. I i text his dad, and im like, i got to put the picture out before the paparazzi. I dont want them to make money off of our child who had the first picture. Seth you wanted to beat em to the punch. Beat them to the punch, so i post the damn picture, next day, aint no paparazzi pictures, cause momma knew how to hide that camera. Shes a supermodel for a reason, and so now his picture is out there and i didnt need it to be. [ cheers and applause ] seth you didnt need to do it. But this you have a beautiful baby. Hes something else. Aw, thank you. Aws seth really good you know, i know that youve sort of popularized the idea of smizing, smiling with your eyes. Yes, yes. Seth it seems like that what your son is doing here. I know. [ light laughter ] seth did he learn how to smize from you . I am not a stage mom. I dont want you to think that i am saying, you aint gonna get no peas and carrots if you dont smize. [ light laughter ] no, he just has that natural thing, and i had it when i was young, too, but i do not want him to model, but he has that thing. Look at him, hes like, hello. Seth yeah, no. Its very [ light laughter ] i am smizing. Seth it like, pulls me in. Im like, whatever you want me to do, im there. [ laughter ] well, congratulations on him, congratulations on your show. Thank you. Seth so, lovely to have you here. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] seth tyra banks everybody. Americas got talent, airs tuesday nights at 8 00 p. M. On nbc. Well be right back with kyle mooney. [ cheers and applause ] on mi came across this housentry with water dripping from the ceiling. You never know when Something Like this will happen. So let the Geico Insurance agency help you with Homeowners Insurance and protect yourself from things like fire, theft, or in this case, water damage. 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We eat, and we own it. Special k. Nosy neighbor with a glad bag, full of trash. What happens next . Nothing. Only glad has febreze to neutralize odors for 5 days. Guaranteed. Even the most perceptive noses wont notice the trash. Be happy. Its glad. [ cheers and applause ] seth you know our next guest from his work on saturday night live. His new film, brigsby bear, is in select theaters friday. Lets take a look. Did they ever touch you . Its okay. Yeah. Sometimes theyd grab me. Like this. Then theyd say, great job on your studies james. [ laughter ] seth please welcome to the show, kyle mooney, everyone [ cheers and applause ] seth hi, buddy. Hey, seth. Seth so great to see you. I think that its great to see you, too. Seth oh, thank you. Thank you for having me. This is i love new york city. Seth great. [ cheers and applause ] excellent opening pander. [ light laughter ] so this is, this movie is really funny. Its really sweet and charming. It has sort of a an insane premise. Do you want to try to lay it out for people . Im going to try, i struggle with this so much. Seth because theres so you dont want to give it away. Exactly, so im going to do my best. Bare with me. The movie its its called brigsby bear. Its about a guy whos obsessed with a childrens tv show called brigsby bear adventures. He lives with his parents in seclusion. One day, the show ends, his whole life changes, and he enters a whole new world. But hes still obsessed with the show. So he sets out to finish the story for himself. Seth excellent, there you go. I think that was very well done. Oh, god. Seth like, really, really well done. [ cheers and applause ] and, so this is really cool. The film was directed by dave mccary. Yes. It is really cool, and i thought it was cool, too. Seth and you guys are friends. You worked together in a sketch group called good neighbor. And youve known each other forever. Yes. Dave and i have known each other since fourth fourth grade. Seth and you guys were in a band together . Yes, we were in a Hip Hop Group called instruments of intelligence. Seth instruments of intelligence. [ cheers and applause ] dont new york city [ light laughter ] seth so instruments of intelligence was a hip hop band. What was your music like . Well we were we were really into underground hip hop, and conscious hip hop. Seth message, hip hop with a message. Yes, exactly. So, all of our songs, our album our album was called represent difference. Though we werent that different. [ light laughter ] but all of our songs were about how we werent mainstream. We didnt want to be mainstream. We dont care about money, we dont care about girls. In reality i would have loved all of those things. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] we had one song that i like a lot called stand and deliver. That it was truly a time capsule of the era, because the opening lines are its 2002. [ laughter ] seth yeah, that is a time capsule. [ light laughter ] we want to make sure everybody knew what year it was. Seth i will say, like, now that weve gotten a sense of you, as a band, from those lyrics. But here you are, at your turn tables. Yes. Seth and i will say, you dont seem to be enjoying it. [ laughter ] and i feel like if i walked into a club and this was the deejay, i wouldnt feel like, im about to have the best night of my life. See and i just i see somebody who is incredibly focused. [ laughter ] somebody who is going to make this his career. Seth yeah, so you watch on the show, and the movie, you watched brigsby bear on vhs. Yes. Seth you are, in real life, you have an obsession with vhs. I love videocassette tapes. And i collect them. Seth you do collect them. This is a real photo of your collection of vhs tapes. Yes. Seth yeah. There you go. [ light laughter ] somebody was like, wow. Seth well, i think they said wow because, they dont quite know what it means. That a person well, i like theyre like i kind of got like a gangster look over here. [ laughter ] yeah, no, im especially into childrens tapes from the 80s and 90s. Seth and you brought some. I did bring some. Seth this is you this is a bag you actually brought em in. [ light laughter ] and so im going to pull a few out, and if you can just tell me a little about each of these tapes. I would love to. Seth okay, there you go. You can there you go. Okay, so we got prayer bear volume three. This is a time to pray. And for those of you who dont know prayer bear, hes an animatronic bear who helps you to learn when is the right time to pray. He loves spumoni ice cream. I i dont know, you can maybe see. I dont know if you can see any of that but, hes just a really fun guy to have around. Seth yeah. [ laughter and applause ] this seems like a different guy than prayer bear, which is mr. Nasty. Okay mr. Ooh boo seth so what does mr. Nasty do . Well, mr. This is a fascinating video, because mr. Nasty speaks directly to you. He talks to the camera, and he just insults you. Seth uhhuh. [ light laughter ] thats the whole video, is just him telling you that he doesnt like you. Seth really . Yeah. Seth and its an actor a who plays mr. Nasty . No, i think its the actual mr. Nasty. Seth oh, its like a cartoon . [ laughter ] no, no. Its a human. Seth its a human. Okay, gotcha. I see. This one seems creepy immediately. Okay, similarly this is [ audience groans ] this is video girlfriend. And yeah, this is another one where where you, youre the character. How how do i describe this. [ light laughter ] youre on a date with this woman. Seth uhhuh. And so the perspective is just you, the camera is your eyes. Seth got it. Yeah, okay. And lets just say that things end up going pretty well. [ laughter and applause ] seth this one. Yeah, i dont i have no sense of what this could possibly be. Nathaniel the grublet. Seth the grublet . Seth, well, you got to know about the grublets. [ laughter ] seth i dont know just know, before you start, i know nothing about the grublets. Okay, the grublets are, i think theyre a family. Seth okay. And they they take junk and they turn it into nice things. Seth okay. And nathaniel the grublet is hes the focus of this story. Hes seemingly played by like a, 40something woman. [ laughter ] and theres hes got a big dog friend. Seth have you watched it . Oh, yeah, i love it. Seth okay. Its [ laughter ] its kind of got these religious undertones. But they dont. Seth a lot of your tapes have religious undertones, because im going to guess that bible man also [ laughter ] i think theres some bible man fans here. Seth yeah, they are. Yes. Yes, thats religious, too. [ laughter ] seth thank you so much for bringing these videotapes, im so excited. [ cheers and applause ] and if anyone wants to come over and watch those. I live in the west village. Seth and do you still have a v do you have a vhs player . Ive got a dual vcr dvd combo. Seth thats great. Thanks. [ light laughter ] seth so when was well i wasnt being [ laughter ] yeah, i guess it is pretty cool. Seth hey man, thanks for being here. Congrats on the movie. Oh, thanks for having me. Seth congrats on the great season of snl. So awesome to see you, buddy. Thanks seth. Seth kyle mooney, everybody brigsby bear is in select cities friday. Well be right back with music from onerepublic. [ cheers and applause ] [crunch] yeah [slap] [slap] [punch] [crunch] critics are raving about the number oall cheers the year. You guys killed it and now, audiences give it an a . Let the good times roll. Yes oh, slower baby. What . Come on girl. Girls trip. Rated r. When youre close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment . If you have moderate to severe psoriasis, you can embrace the chance of completely clear skin with taltz. Taltz is proven to give you a chance at completely clear skin. 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Klondike hooks up with tasty flavors. The best ice cream bars ever conceived. Im leaving you, wesley. But why . You havent noticed me in two years. I was in a coma. Well, i still deserve appreciation. Who was there for you when you had amnesia . You know i cant remember that. Stop this madness. If its appreciation you want you should both get snapshot from progressive. It rewards good drivers with big discounts on car insurance. I have news. Ive used most of our cellular data. Come on, susan lucci [ cheers and applause ] seth tonights musical performance is an original song written for the film an inconvenient sequel truth to power which opens in select theatres this friday, and nationwide on august 4th. Performing truth to power, please welcome to the show, onerepublic, everybody [ cheers and applause ] i could tell you i was fragile i could tell you i was weak i could write you out a letter to tell you anything you need ive seen minutes turn to hours hours turn to years and ive seen truth turn to power if you could see me the way i see you if you could feel me the way i feel you youd be a believer youd be a believer minutes turn to hours hours turn to years and ive seen truth turn to power i could tell you i was ageless but i know you see the light i could tell you im immune to everything but thats a lie dust dont turn to flowers skies dont disappear but ive seen truth to power if you could see me the way i see you if you could feel me the way i feel you youd be a believer youd be a believer youd be a believer youd be a believer its hard to keep going on i said its hard to keep going on i said its hard to keep going on if you could see me the way i see you if you could feel me the way i feel you youd be a believer youd be a believer youd be a believer youd be a believer youd be a believer youd be minutes turn to hours hours turn to years and ive seen truth turn to power [ cheers and applause ] seth onerepublic, everyone. For tour dates head over to onerepublic. Com well be right back [ cheers and applause ] g on her . Um. Im babysitting. Thatll be 50 bucks. You said 30. Yeah, well it was 30 before my fees, like the pizzaordering fee closet fee. Sitting fee. E tr are those my heels . Yeah yeah, were the same size. In shoes. With tmobile taxes and fees are already included, so you get four lines of unlimited for just 40 bucks each. For a limited time save 300 dollars on the amazing iphone 7. Strummed guitar you cant experience the Canadian Rockies through a screen. You have to be here, with us. Strummed guitar travel through this natural wonder and get a glimpse of amazing. With a glass of wine in one hand, and a camera in the other, aboard rocky mountaineer. Canadas Rocky Mountains await. Call your travel agent or rocky mountaineer for special offers now. How yothats why new downy sprotect and refresh. Conditions fibers to lock out odors. So clothing odors dont do the talking for you. Lock out odors with new downy protect and refresh. [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to tyra banks, kyle mooney, onerepublic, everyone [ cheers and applause ] brad wilk and the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson hi, im carson daly. This is last call. Tonight, a solid lineup for you. In our spotlight, its the film maker behind the movie sleight, j. D. Dillard. For our music, its alou

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