Tonight, stephen welcomes anthony scaramucci. Bob odenkirk. And musical guest Liam Gallagher. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen how are you cheers and applause hey, whats up . Good to see you. Good to see you. cheers and applause band playing thank you, joe thank you so much lewis please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Thanks so much. Thank you very much. Please, sit down. Thanks so much. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. piano riff and it is, its good to be with you. Thank you so much for being here. Boy, what a terrible weekend. Yeah, White Supremacists from around the country carrying shields, clubs, body armor, and automatic weaponry descended on charlottesville, virginia, a beautiful, a Great American town, to hold a rally they called, unite the right. The rally was a clear attempt to spark violence, and it did. One o
Stephen the show is going pretty well. People seem to like it. Online i get likes from the tweets. Ive seen the comments. Thats called reverse trolling. People gang up on somebody, give them a lot of confidence, say theyre great, say how much they love them and make it sound sincere, like i did earlier. See you later. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, trump. And the trumped up tax plan. Plus, stephen welcomes steve martin, Mark Feuerstein. And a musical performance by steve martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing captioning sponsored by cbs stephen thank you very much thanks, everybody ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause now, ladies and gentlemen, you ever woken up and said to yourself, what can i do even in my own small way to make rich people ri
Show our commitment lets brick our fingers on one of mattis medals and mix our blood. Hoorah grab em, mad dog im feeling faint stop struggling announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight Rex Tillerson and the suicide pact. Plus tonight, stephen welcomes Morgan Freeman and, grace gummer featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing captioning sponsored by cbs stephen i didnt mean to do that. Hey cheers and applause how are ya . Good to see ya hey jon cheers and applause audience chanting stephen jon heyaaaah whoo stephen thanks, everybody. Please have a seat. cheers and applause thats an incredible thursday crowd right there. Thats the kind of crowd i want on friday. Might as well stick around for the second show on friday, id like that. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause piano riff im glad you guys are feeling cheerful
And he had two feet, so it was like he had two vietnams. If they awarded a purple heart for minor foot discomfort, trump would have been first in line. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, russia invades facebook. Plus, stephen welcomes Jerry Seinfeld featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen thank you so much. Oh, jon, jon, that you know thats a friday crowd. Jon oh, thats a friday crowd. Stephen thats a friday crowd right there. You cant fake that. Now, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause i dont know about you, but im happy this week is over. Im ready for the weekend. You know who else is ready for the weekend . Donald trump. He tried and failed to repeal obamacare for the third time this week. But you know what they say, if at first you dont succeed, please stop. laugh
Anything you can do to make them i c. Stephen im no thats appropriate or welcome. Moving on, last week there were rumors that instead of your actual wife melania standing next to you it was a body double. Is there any truth to that . We actually have six prototypes that are all very top of the line. Stephen good to know. Can we get personal for a moment, sir . Heres a photo of you playing tennis. How would you describe thisiary . Massive. Just massive. Stephen that seems accurate. Now, mr. President , how do you think the countrys doing under your watch . It has taken a nose dive. Stephen is that because of your poor leadership . I know when i do well and when i do badly. Stephen and have you ever done well . Um, no. Stephen thank you. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, trumps sizzling media feed. Plus, stephen welcomes Julianne Moore. Jermaine fowler. And a musical performance by fleet foxes. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the e