fox news senior meteorologist and author of the new book i am the storm jenna z. when he produces a tv show, characters ask it to be killed off, founder of the loftus cardi.com, kyle loftus! and rattlesnakes describe her as to poisonous, fox news contributor captive. and finally, elephants won t discuss him when he is in the room, my massive sidekick and the n.w.a. a world w weight double weight champion, tyrus. okay, before we get to some new stories, obviously, since it is friday, it s time for this! greg s leftovers. greg: i love leftovers, this is where i read the jokes we did not use this week, so if they suck, it s not my fault. and you say the word and i will fire the staff. here we go, this week president biden address the classified documents found in his garage when asked why he thought her garage would be a safe place for such things, he said, because hunter has been hiding his cokes there for 15 years, and he has never lost an ounce. fair enough. spe
weekend, my friend. thanks to all of you at home. one of the biggest news stories of the century with the january 6th attack on our and capitol the congressional investigation that followed. there were ten public hearings in which the committee presented damning evidence showing that former president trump not only riled up the crowd, within sat back and watched as a violent crowd try to steal an election. it was dramatic. and it was reveler tory. and it was hugely compelling. but we now know, thanks to polling conducted by monmouth university, that those january 6th hearings did not shift public opinion at all. about the same number of people would call it a riot. about the same number of people would call it legitimate protest. in every way, the monmouth poll, the members were basically the same, before and after the january 6th hearings. now there are a lot of reasons why that might be the case. but a huge one a reason that cannot be ignored is this one. fox news did
kill me lunch turned into a butt butterfly. it is a caterpillar if you didn t know it. do not dead name them. this is what happens when you go woke, the saying is, you go broke. you can blame the cowardly exec who let the woke turned disney into a joke now. you want to talk about transitioning, forget leah thomas, look at the disney products? remember that wooden p pegged lying lit little pinocchio. he taught children not to fib or you will rp be rp eaten by a whale. i never understood until i saw the vi view. [ applause ] i don t get it. remember that slutty little ariel? nobody told her drugstores have medicines for those. she taught a generation of young women that you can over come a disability. she was a cartoon mermaid. [ laughter ] i mean that s a hard life if she can t stand up. how could she make me a sandwich. and then there is the 101 dalmatians, what message did you learn from that? i learned there are better puppies for your coats. they re kind
i call it, everybody run! it s the attack on brass. why are the democrats so evil? [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg: you know, sometimes i think he takes my direction too literally. i said, you know, it s about attacking children and he goes the attack on brats. like a 1950s horror movie about sausage. tonight i dedicate my monologue to the next generation because someone s got to look out for them t democrats certainly aren t. fact is we re in a cultural war and the kids are caught in the cross fire literally if they re in chicago or baltimore or dc. if the mayor stands for d after their name it stands for duck. post covid there s a new pandemic out there kids killing kids. according to the wall street journal violence among kids has soared since 2020, it s a stain on this country spreading faster than the one on joe biden s pants. homicides by juveniles acting alone rose 30% in 2020 from a year earlier, while those committed by multiple kids were up 66%. and murders
seriously, thank you my friend. and thank you to you at home for joining us this hour. do you remember italy gate? it was a conspiracy theory that made it all the way to the white house after the 2020 election and claim that somehow an italian defense contractor had conspired with the cia to use military satellites to flip votes from trump to biden. pennsylvania republican congressman scott perry was the one who brought that theory to the white house. he texted former president trump, chief of staff mark meadows, and he texted him things like why can t we just worked with the italian government? on italy gate? perry was ultimately one of just four republican members of congress that the january six committee referred to the house ethics committee prevailing to cooperate with its investigation. the others were california congressman kevin mccarthy, ohio congressman jim jordan, and arizona congressman andy bags. mccarthy is obviously now the speaker of the house. and as of toni