awesome fans and my razor wi t and my wash board apes, according to the news site cnn is reportedly considering hiring a comedian to host one of its primetime shows. makes sense. the network is still a joke. that s mean. apparently some floated names including bill mar, trevor noah and john stewart. what? no elaine boozler. but if they want comedy they should launch that more than the crow stapled to chris wallace s. they went ahead and ruined it. i m talking, of course, about the golden aiming of comedy. chris cuomo, don lenin, perhaps as they are known in the business, the three stooges. those were the days, right? now everything is ruined. chris lost his kid after trying to help his brother andrew fend off a sexual harassment scandal which is like having alec baldwin teach you gun safety. hey, kill the lady. and linen lost his primetime gig because he comes off as real as this guy s breasts. and no offense to that guy and his giant fake [ bleep ] he s a global treasure
Greg yes sunday hello. Happy wednesday everybody. Lets get to the jokes. President ial candidate rfk claims aware mate part part of his brain a while back leading to memory problems. When reached for comment he was just trying to level the Playing Field something biden will never have to worry about a brain. According to Stormy Daniels She Spanked Trump with a Forbes Magazine at a Hotel Rendezvous steve forbes claims that counts is him having sects. Forbes denied it saying its a rumor but we are getting it straight from the horses mouth in a related story trump has been holding up shoe for good luck from stormy. Due to a rise in youth crime that makers of the Swiss Army Knife have a version without a blade a Swiss Army Knife with vote on knife so now we are transitioning knives. What is it without a knife you are left with tweezers and Nail File A Toothpick when the name it swiss army bottom of the handbag you are called Swiss Army Knife, knife is in the name if you have the name of th
[ cheering and applause ] greg yes indeed i know, i know. According to report White House Communications staff correct transcripts 148 times so far this years remarks which is impressive because hes only spoken 4 times 3 times asking for directions a new poll has trump leading biden in all 7 swing states. [ cheering and applause ] upon hearing this joe said fine but what about slides and monkey bars states. In a near book a pair of psychologists say forgetting things is good for your brain just function properly they recommend the last 3 and a half years leak proof suits to guard against the ocean also ordered by joe bidens secret service. Man in alabama hugged 1123 trees in an hour for a world record the previous record held by john karis wife. Spectators in manhattan saw a man in an Orange Mask Eat a jar of cheese balls making it the largest audience Brian Stelter has had in years. Kfc perfume smells like Barbecue Perfect for women trying to attract their ideal man. We would stop doi
minutes but first the fox news update. u.s. officials warning the war in israel giving rise to terrorism in the homeland. the white house says it s impossible to know exactly who is in the u.s. the israeli ground war continues to expand in gaza now approaching gaza city where the death toll on both sides is rising. and while many are still calling for a ceasefire. we now have a hamas official on the record and on video saying they won t stop until they rid the world of israel. and a group of hundreds of wounded palestinians and foreign nationals, including five americans, were allowed to een evacuate gaza for egypt. all five of the americans are aid workers, at least 400 more americans living in gaza have asked the state department to help them evacuate. let s get to correspondent alex hogan live for us in tel aviv with the latest. alex. hi trace, we re learning more about these 400 americans who have asked the u.s. government to help them leave gaza, the white house and th
troops have, quote, advanced to the gates of gaza city. it follows days of heavy fighting between israeli forces ,hamas fighters. the battles inside gaza are blamed for. the deaths of at least 17 idf soldiers since friday. at least nine of them died in one incident after being struck by an anti-tank guided missile. israeli airstrikes also jabalya ,a densely populated and populated area in northern gaza. israel claims the buildings they were housing hamas operatives and that people living there had been urged to evacuate. hamas claims many civilians were killed, but it s not possible to confirm how many have died over the past two days of heavy bombardment. and for the first time since the war began, some foreign passport holders and critically injured palestinians were allowed to leave through the rafah border crossing. a handful of americans have been able to leave, but at least 400 other u.s. citizens stuck in gaza. i won t get into details than to say that we feel confid