lovely place. they have a big pumpkin dropping contest and the pumpkins they drop are 1,000 pounds plus. and the big winner was over 1,200 pounds. can you imagine? this is pretty amazing. i wouldn t try it in your backyard. but the best part about this is the event raises money for the march of dimes charity with ten cents of every pumpkin pound being donated. i think it looks like a lot of fun. then you try to attend a pumpkin event in central park. yeah, i was in the wrong place. i went for a great pumpkin sale but i was in the wrong place. bob, we have an assignment for you next year. that looks like my brain when i was drinking. i didn t know they made pumpkins that big. encourages pumpkin on pumpkin violence. is that a pumpkin hate crime. i don t know, dorky. all right. resurrected phrase, rat fink. it s a great phrase used to describe people on the make. these are people that are not enemies. they re people that you know that end upturning on you and screw you over.
mitch daniels, he prevented this book from being taught in their schools. this guy is not historically accurate. he s just preaching socialism. i don t see the whole point of it being in public schools. now, on the west coast, cheerleaders for lincoln high school in san jose wanted to raise money for a trip. they decided a car wash would be fun. until the san jose department of environmental services paid the cheerleaders a visit. turns out, they were denied the permit to watch a few cars. apparently the car wash was violating a discharge law. cheerleaders, car washes. i know it sounds terrible but it reads well for us here. you know what i mean. a law is a law is a law. you don t like the law, change the law. you re supposed to let cheerleader goes because they re good looking? you would. well un-american, bob. cheerleaders. car wash. high school. this is an eighth graders
snow boarding, he is a son of a whatever you want i m about to name a bad word. they end up having to have open heart surgery, should which end up having to pay for that? i pay for it might. every dime of it. i m going to call bs. anyone else going to call little insurance, not much, i had a little. but we re paying for it now. we re all paying for bob. yes, we are, we pay for the premiums. all of this stuff is not free. and they weren t honest. what she wanted, bob, was to keep her same plan, which is what president obama promised. that is not going to be possible under this. because of you, to give you that nasty chest situation you should have used never mind. the premium spread was supposed to be 1 to 6. an older person pays six times as much. that means more young people are
rico? for real. what s the difference? shows you how bored eric s wife is with him. what s the difference between a puerto rico dog and a nonpuerto rico dog. language. yo quiero taco bell. what is happening to people? i don t know. bob, you re next. on this day in history i was 19, congress enforces prohibitions over president wood row wilson veto banned alcohol. normally, i don t like alcohol being around for people that use in this case what followed was this, there were riots and organized crime got a big boost out of this thing and most of the mafia made most of their money on selling bootleg liquor. it was not a good idea. meaning legalize drugs. well, i m going to go last year. and, greg, i have good news for you. all right. here comes the short joke. it is a study by the associated press center for public affairs research finds nine in ten workers who are age
car wash are you okay with your teacher spanking your kids? bob says you should be. before we go, want to take a second to recognize an american icon in music, rock legend lureed dead at 71. huh, fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. everybody knows that. well, did you know that when a tree falls in the forest and no one s around, it does make a sound? ohhh.ohhh.oh boy! i m falling. everybody look out! ahhhhh.ugh. little help here. geico. fifteen minutes could save you.well, you know. anybody?