if he has no insurance and he s snow boarding, he is a son of a whatever you want i m about to name a bad word. they end up having to have open heart surgery, should which end up having to pay for that? i pay for it might. every dime of it. i m going to call bs. anyone else going to call little insurance, not much little. but we re paying for it now. we re all paying for bob. yes, we are, we pay for the premiums. all of this stuff is not free. and they weren t honest. what she wanted, bob, was to keep her same plan, which is what president obama promised. that is not going to be possible under this. because of you, to give you that nasty chest situation you should have used never mind. the premium spread was supposed to be 1 to 6. an older person pays six times as much. that means more young people are
now, on the west coast, cheerleaders for lincoln high school in san jose wanted to raise money for a trip. they decided a car wash would be fun. until the san jose department of environmental services paid the cheerleaders a visit. turns out, they were denied the permit to watch a few cars. apparently the car wash was violating a discharge law. cheerleaders, car washes. i know it sounds terrible but it reads well for us here. you know what i mean. a law is a law is a law. you don t like the law, change the law. you re supposed to let cheerleader goes because they re good looking? you would. well un-american, bob. cheerleaders. car wash. high school. this is an eighth graders fantasy. i would rent a car at 14 your big wheel. yes, i would take my big wheel. this is sad. i mean, come on, kids are doing car washes all the time. it s just like lemonade stand.
up people s rates so they can profit gouge? you know what happened? bob read the e-mails we passed back and forth across the weekend. because he s like, wait for it, within 36 hours, they re going to be going, demonizing the big insurance companies. it s all their fault. that s where you got that idea. i didn t get it from that because i don t read your e-mails. when they said you like your doctor and you can keep them and if you don t, you should say you hate your doctor and you hate your doctor so much, then obama will say, you know what, you can keep him. all the lies, what obama care, exactly what a guy does to get a girl in bed. i love to meet your parents. i love children. then afterwards i love dogs. after, all that stuff is gone. it s like, i really can t be bothered. i ve heard that. i bet you have. can i say, the genius of progressive socialism, fitting,
i wasn t yawning about that. all right. kimberly, you re going to kick us off. mine is the great pumpkin one more thing. this town in utah called pl pleasant grove, sounds like a lovely place. they have a big pumpkin dropping contest and the pumpkins they drop are 1,000 pounds plus. and the big winner was over 1,200 pounds. can you imagine? this is pretty amazing. i wouldn t try it in your backyard. but the best part about this is the event raises money for the march of dimes charity with ten cents of every pumpkin pound being donated. i think it looks like a lot of fun. then you try to attend a pumpkin event in central park. yeah, i was in the wrong place. i went for a great pumpkin sale but i was in the wrong place. bob, we have an assignment for you next year. that looks like my brain when i was drinking. i didn t know they made pumpkins that big. encourages pumpkin on pumpkin violence. is that a pumpkin hate crime.
give me a break. what country is this? bob, you re on the wrong side of this. i want you to get over here. i sit on this side, i m happy. there are certain laups th l that you happily violate. regularly. cheerleader s faces no. because we d probably get sued if we put their faces up. or maybe it s the water that s blurring their faces. no, they re like underage. whatever, i ve been to car washes. all kinds of groups do them. boy scouts, cheerleaders. there s movies about cheerleaders doing car washes. all right, bob. we should enforce car washing across america and we should have car insurance, car washing insurance. if you like your car wash, you can keep it. car wash are you okay with your teacher spanking your kids? bob says you should be. before we go, want to take a second to recognize an american icon in music, rock legend lureed dead at 71.