Applause cheers and applause larry yeah thank you very much. Yes welcome to the nightly show. Audience Larry Larry Larry larry thank you very much. Im larry wilmore, and, yes no, thats beautiful. I appreciate it, and, yes i am in a spandex tux. Its called class. Look it up. laughter in case some of you are wondering why im wearing all this manly spandex or mandex as i like to call it if you dont know i promised if dukakis won the n. C. A. A. Championship id host the show in spandex. And as someone pointed out earlier, why did i do that if i was the boss . laughter thank you very much for pointing that out. Now here we are im taiging my medicine. Im taking it, right . Im doing it inspect. Im doing it. This is what i had to do. applause its all right. Its elect oop i want to thank all the members of the audience who wore spandex out of solidarity. Lets turn on the spandexcam. Yeah. Thats what were talking about. Thats my fannedex people of thank you guys so much. I really appreciate all
My mind went blank. I still cant think im so upset. Tomorrow morning ill have ten. Thats the way it goes. Weve got a few stories tonight as a part of our new segment rich people are getting away with stuff as usual. laughter you know its true, everybody first up, rich people are bleep on mt. Everest. Mt. Everest has a poop problem. Human waste left by mountaineers on mt. Everest is causing pollution and threatening to spread disease. The peak has become a fecal time bomb, and the mess is gradually sliding back toward base camp. Larry bleep worst avalanche ever whats going on . I dont even know whats going on anymore climbing mt. Everest is a rich mans game. It is cost up to 1,000, basically for a bougey hike. And now to add insult to injury, these guys are leaving their caviarlaced turds all over the mountain. Luckily for us, we have a contact on everest at this very moment. Hes hare to the foxley furniture fortune. Lets check in with zephyr foxley at Everest Base Camp one. Zephyr hell
Schock famous for his Downton Abbey style office and pimped out instagram feed has come to a decision. Congressman aaron schock is resigning from congress. I do this with a heavy heart. He said the constant questions over the last six weeks have proven a great distraction from has made it too difficult for me to serve the people of the 18th district with the high standards they deserve which i have set for myself. Jon really, really really . The constant scandal questions are too much of a distraction. Not the zip lining through a rainforest or parasailing in argentina or chilling with Buddhist Monks in myanmar. You served three terms in congress while apparently also competing on the amazing race. But its the questions that have you all [bleep] up. I cant work like this still i imagine resigning is the hardest thing schock will ever have to do except for perhaps cleaning out his desk. Anybody know the best way to bubble wrap fee santa feteders anybody . I have to say i didnt think it
Welcome to the program. Americanled horses have conducted 15 airstrikes against Islamic State elections in iraq concentrating on targets near ramadi, which fell to the jihadists just days ago. There were also airstrikes across the border is area. That has not stopped i is from advancing. The militants now have almost complete command over the border. The group has also released video of its conquest of the historic Syrian Desert town, palmyra. Islamic states advance across syria continues accompanied by haunting propaganda like this. The any of omeara the city of palmyra deserted after they took control. They have seized the last Border Crossing in government hands. In the north they took formerly a government stronghold, and a thursday thursday palmyra with its ancient ruins. Its a side of asked historical importance. The temples and theater are 2000 years old its a site of vast historical importance. In iraq, the jihadists razed similar cultural landmarks including an ancient city in
America shared these concerns. Because i got letters by the sackful from people giving me advice on how to avoid bear attack while hacking. Here the basic advice seems to be to go hiking with someone who cant run as fast as you can. [laughter] but there was one letter i got from a lady in New Hampshire that pleased me. When you go hiking out west in grizzly bear country. Two things they tell you you should do whenever you go. First, you should wear bells on the clothing. Because this alerts the bears youre coming and dont overtake them by surprise. The second thing they tell you you should do everywhere you go look on the ground in front of you for grizzly bear dung. The way you can recognize it has bells in it. [laughter] its one other story i want to tell you. Its on my mind. When i say im happy to be back in america. Im happy for all kinds of reasons. But one of them because its the world series. Its the playoffs of the world sugary series. I know, its slightly a touchy issue in atl