biden impression is so accurate, forgotten how to tien his own shoes. fox news contributor tom shalu . sh].e goes against the grain lie something someone with celiac disease. deputy opinion editor at newsweek , botchy hungar, gar-a sargonrg when he asks women for their numbers, they they only give them one for the suicide hotline. e hoactor, writer and comediance jamie lizzo and her meltdowns brought a trademark bean suit from chernobyl. fox news contributorl. tim. all right, it s friday. so before we get to some news stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers. mm-hmm.t s it s leftovers where i read the jokes we did not use this week and just like greg does it, this is my first time reading these. so here we go . donald trump has announcediz a contest where the prize is a free dinner at his new jersey golf course. sounds good. former governor chris christie called itthen grandstandin askg, then askedhen how many times you re allowed to enter the contestte to visitm
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