Musical guests the war on drugs, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 807, ontario steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, goodness thank you very much i love you looking good welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome to the tonight show this is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] this is it youre here, you made it thank you. Heres what everyone is talking about, you guys. Good news. It looks like the Government Shutdown is over. [ cheers and applause ] they shut it down, and they started it back up. [ laughter ] nice to know trumps plan for fixing the government is the same as fixing a windows computer. [ laughter and applause ] did you try unplugging it . Wait ten seconds. [ laughter ] even though the government is open again, Congress Still has to reach a longterm budget agreement. And one of the problems that democrats, republicans, and the white house all seem to want different things. Here, ill show what i mean. For example, democrats want t
Get your [ bleep ], or you join a gang to protect you. The police say the smoegs ke condition was caused by a smoke grenade. The suspect fired at least four shots from inside that apartment, and then more than five officers returned fire as he apparently emerged from the building, shooting at officers. As for the fire lieutenant, hes expected to be released from the hospital sometime tomorrow. Back to you. Listening to that video, it sounded like a war. Thanks so much. Tonight, mayor de blasio under fire for what he was doing during that standoff. Apparently, getting a workout in at the gym, as all this drama unfolded. Michael george is live at city hall. Reporter clearly, the mayor wasnt happy about getting that question. He says he was on top of the situation by phone all morning. Some say this is an example of a mayor whose priorities are in the right place. Others feel this is a big fuss about nothing. Was the mayor out of line . Reports came out that after de blasio was briefed ab
Here it comes. Take a look. And no, thank you [ laughter ] President Trump released a 2018 budget plan today, titled a new foundation for american greatness. Boy, you can tell that from the name, trump loves this budget. When he doesnt love something, hell give it a boring name like eric. [ laughter ] according [ cheers and applause ] according to politico, President Trump is reportedly looking to hire a crisis manager. A manager . Its a presidency, not a walgreens. [ light laughter ] mr. President , what do you have to say about these new russia allegations . Im sorry, i just work here. Youll have to talk to my manager. [ laughter and applause ] ive got to go price some cans. President trump will meet with pope francis tomorrow at the vatican. I cant wait to ask him why he wears that ridiculous thing on his head, said the pope. [ laughter and applause ] according to a new report, a group of experts have found President Trumps speech has deteriorated in recent years. For example, he us
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