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Reversing the exodus pressure grows on the g20 to tackle the Migration Crisis, but is more investment in africa the answer . Plus, Making Motorists out of millennials how toyota plans to sell cars to the uber generation welcome to World Business report. Im rachel horne. Also coming up never mind the exploding phones, samsung says its on track for record quarterly profits. But first, we start in hamburg, germany where, as youve been hearing, leaders of the g20 group of the worlds top economies are gathering. High on the agenda, of course, concerns over free trade and the environment, after President Trump set the us on a more protectionist path and pledged to pull out of the paris Climate Change agreement. But for europe, equally pressing is the Migration Crisis. Record numbers of migrants from sub Saharan Africa have been heading into the eu increasingly across the mediterranean via italy, as this map shows. The final destination for many is germany, where migration related costs are p
You carried yourself with grace and dignity for eight whole years. So, on behalf of comedians and talk show hosts everywhere, were gonna miss you, joe [ cheers and applause ] you got us through, buddy. President obama surprised his white house staffers with a private concert by Bruce Springsteen to thank them for their work over the last eight years. Meanwhile, trump thanked his supporters with a performance by a Bruce Springsteens cover brands drummers dj friend. [ laughter and applause ] [ audience boos ] tomorrow at noon eastern time, donald trump will be sworn in as the 45th and final president of the United States. [ laughter and applause ] take us home, buddy. Donald trump will be sworn in as president of the United States tomorrow. Thats right. Tomorrow we will go from this Amazing Grace [ cheers and applause ] seth to this. Bing Bing Bong Bong Bing Bing Bing [ laughter and applause ] seth basically basically, we as a nation are going from the first season of lost to the last se
You carried yourself with grace and dignity for eight whole years. So, on behalf of comedians and talk show hosts everywhere, were gonna miss you, joe [ cheers and applause ] you got us through, buddy. President obama surprised his white house staffers with a private concert by Bruce Springsteen to thank them for their work over the last eight years. Meanwhile, trump thanked his supporters with a performance by a Bruce Springsteens cover brands drummers dj friend. [ laughter and applause ] [ audience boos ] tomorrow at noon eastern time, donald trump will be sworn in as the 45th and final president of the United States. [ laughter and applause ] take us home, buddy. Donald trump will be sworn in as president of the United States tomorrow. Thats right. Tomorrow we will go from this Amazing Grace [ cheers and applause ] seth to this. Bing Bing Bong Bong Bing Bing Bing [ laughter and applause ] seth basically basically, we as a nation are going from the first season of lost to the last se