[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you please, have a seat. Enjoy yourselves welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause youre here. You made it. Give it up for the roots, while youre at it come on. [ cheers and applause the best band in late night. Well, you guys, this sunday is fathers day is everyone excited . [ cheers and applause of course you are. I love fathers day. Its that special day each year where you call up your dad, and t a few one word answers and then go, well, good talking to you. All right, bye. [ light laughter ] but you got to call your dad on fathers day, mainly because he has no idea how to text. You know [ light laughter ] this probably wont surprise you, but i read that americans spend 40 less on fathers day than they do on mothers day [ audience ohs ] i cant believe its that close. [ laughter ] on mothers day, you do flowers, brunch, jewelry fathers day, its an air freshener from 7eleven.
Was, quote, treated like a rock star. Specifically jackson maine when he pissed himself at the grammys. [ laughter ] a local television station released video today showing President Trump bragging about the crowd size at his rallies while talking to medical staff treating victims of the el paso shooting said one doctor, thats very interesting, have i shown you our psych ward . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause former Vice President joe biden said during a speech today that, quote, half of winning is showing up. The other half is obama. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause after sparking outrage by claiming on his show that the rise of White Supremacy is a hoax, fox news host Tucker Carlson announced last night that he will be taking a vacation and man, is he going to be upset when he finds out whos sitting in for him [ laughter ] president ial hopeful andrew yang has qualified for the next two democratic primary debates while john delaney has qualified to save 15 on his Car Insurance .
Fascinating. What else does he want to just be investigated . That the mayans built the temples to compete with maralago . Lets continue to investigate that. Did eric trump is really just a shaved sasquatch or shavesquatch . That will be revealed in time. Thank you, kellyanne conway. I hope this interview puts to rest the widespread notion you are actually 40 shrieking weasels in a translucent skin sack. Thank you. cheers and applause announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight the Conspiracy Theory. Plus stephen welcomes Cate Blanchett and marc maron, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whoo audience chanting stephen good to see you good to see you whoo cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody please have a seat, everybody thank you so much welcome to the late show, one and all. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause i have some good news. I
[ cheers and applause jimmy oh my goodness oh, wow, oh. Oh please, welcome. I feel the love. Thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you very much for being here [ cheers and applause guys, we had a Beautiful Day here in new york city. It was 85 and sunny. It was so nice over at laguardia. Whited pilots switched from [ light laughter ] it was really a beautthe democratic president ial candidates are visiting the iowa state fair. Yep, its the time of the year where they all pretend to be relatable by wearing jeans [ light laughter ] you fellas like the crease on these bad boys [ light laughter ] but the fair is a huge event featuring deep fried twinkies, bacon wrapped sausage and brownies on a stick. Or as one guy put it, wow, its just like the white house [ laughter ] thats just breakfast. [ light laughter ] the fair is massive. Organizers set up literally hundreds of food tents and this is nice, they also set up a prechewed food tent
Mother and her child. Water pouring into this new york city bus. And now the new tropical threat brewing in the atlantic. The new twist in that murder in rome. The parentof those American Teens breaking their silence. And now the social media posts uncovered raising questions about the suspects. Escape in paradise. Nearly 30 people forced to jump off a burning ship and plunge into sharkinfested moments. Then the moments their rafts wont deploy. How they were finally rescued. An abc news exclusive. Descendants cast and director now opening up for the first time about the sudden death of Cameron Boyce. The emotional interview. How theyre keeping his legacy alive only on gma this morning. And good morning, america. So great to have you with us on this thursday and were really looking forward to sharing that exclusive interview with the descendants cast ahead. Just a powerful sitdown. Also, big night last night. That debate. Former Vice President joe biden against the rest of the pack. Wev