And not only is the summer over, today also marks the end of emmy season here in los angeles. The emmys were handed out last night. Americans were glued to their televisions watching football, not the emmys. Watching the rams beat the browns. [ laughter ] this was the lowestrated emmys ever by a lot. They say if things get any worse they may have to add themselves to the in memoriam reel. [ laughter ] i was at the emmys last night. Guillermo and i were there. Guillermo yeah. Jimmy and for me more than anything the emmys is a xhachan to learn what shows my wife has been secretly watching out me. Shes like oh, hes great. Im like really . How do you know that . [ laughter ] what time did you get home last night, guillermo . Guillermo 1 00. Jimmy its even later. Guillermo, by the way, has some exclusive interviews with the winners from the emmys moments from now. [ cheers and applause ] i always look forward to that. You know, game of thrones won the most emmys of any show this year. They
[ light laughter ] welcome back to my terrible, awful, no good, very unfair week in office [ light laughter ] i got to tell you, folks, donnys not a happy president right now, no. [ laughter ] impeachment is heating up, the stock markets going down and worst of all, nickelbacks mad at me. [ laughter ] not only that, the media has been very mean to me, very mean and very nasty [ laughter ] very mean, and very, very nasty. [ laughter ] they keep saying im unhinged. Which is completely untrue, because everyone knows that ive never been hinged [ laughter ] im like one of those folding accordion doors, folks you know the ones you find at a cheap massage parlor with the little magnets on the side [ light laughter ] just like that cheap massage parlor, you dont know whats going on inside, but you know its not good. [ laughter ] but anyway, ive learned my lesson this week dont ask ukraine for dirt on joe biden. [ light laughter ] thats why today i asked china for dirt on joe biden. [ laughter
That both ukraine and china should investigate the biden family oh, what happened to doing your crimes in private . [ laughter ] trumps like a mobster who instead of throwing a body in the trunk, throws it in the passenger seat so he can use the carpool lane [ laughter ] according [ applause ] according to a new poll, 45 of americans now support impeaching President Trump, including a major increase in white men age 60 to 61 [ cheers and applause according to the Washington Post, President Trump has privately suggested that u. S forces form a human wall to prevent people from crossing the border [ laughter ] i dont want to say the president is a child, but his immigration policy is literally red rover, red rover [ laughter ] send nobody over nobody. [ cheers and applause according to a new poll, senator Elizabeth Warren is trailing former Vice President joe biden in ohio by two points, but that could change as soon as biden accidentally calls it idaho. [ laughter and applause cnn annou
Please say hello to our special guest cohost, deietrick vader. E. T. Came to the set. We sure did. First, we have to take care of a little news. Absolutely. The stop story. Kevin hart breaks his silence after his near fatal crash and what caused the accident . The roof is crushed and the car is pretty totaled. The startling 35 report has 32 photos of kevins mangles 1972 care cuda. You can see the crushed roof and shattered windshield. According to the investigation, his friend, Jared Stanton black when his reckless sudden and accelerati his girlfriend was in the back and it was converted into a storage area and no longer actually had seats. Aid black wa under the influence of drugs or alcohol and also states no one properly. After the crash, kevin quote exited the vehicle and 11th the scene of the collision. After the report revealed kevin caused the crash, he released a statement through his attorney, quote, i have nothing but love for him and rebecca and wish them a speedy recovery.
It starts right now e. T. welcome, everyone. Please say hello to our special guest cohost, deietrick vader. E. T. Came to the set. We sure did. First, we have to take care of a little news. Absolutely. The stop story. Kevin hart breaks his silence after his near fatal crash and what caused the accident . The roof is crushed and the car is pretty totaled. The startling 35 report has 32 photos of kevins mangles 1972 care cuda. You can see the crushed roof and shattered windshield. According to the investigation, his friend, Jared Stanton black when his reckless sudden and acceleration forced him to let go of the vehicle. His girlfriend was in the back and it was converted into a storage area a no longer actually had seats. The report said black was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol and also states no one was wearing their seatbelts properly. After the crash, kevin quote exited the vehicle and 11th the scene of the collision. After the report revealed kevin caused the crash, he