Thanks, trevor. America, family, fishing, heartland, baseball, flag pin, america. Americans, american, the people that we love, americans, america first, make our country great again. Americans. Trevor what the hell . What the hell, donald . I mean on the one hands im pissed off, on the other hand you realize this means donald is watching the show, hey, donnie, hi. And hes clearly a fan of jrd an klepper. Yeah. [bleep] that gives me an idea, jordan, jordan, jordan klepper, everybody. cheers and applause jordan klepper. How you doing. Trevor i. I do not wish to be president any more. And i see that my campaign has been di vicive so i will be dropping out of the race. cheers and applause . Trevor good. America needs to be great again and thats why we need to build the wall and ban the muslims and get rid of all these mexicans, make make America Great again. Trevor i didnt say that, what are you doing . Im sorry, its just me and trump are linked. Like harry potter and volumed mortgage. If
All aww. Whats the matter, didnt you boys like skiing . No, we cant keep track of when you pizza and when you french fries. And when the hotshot asshole skier takes your girl, if youre supposed to race him the first time, or train first to beat him on the really difficult mountain so you can save the dorky, but hot girls youth center. Skiing sucks yeah, what a stupid sport. I heard that you were the one responsible for making tad lose the race. Thanks. Yeah, well, he really flipped when he saw these. Uhhhgg. Start the reactor. Talking away i dont know what im to say ill say it anyway todays another day to find you from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central trevor welcome to the daily show, im trevor noahment thank you so much for tuning in. My guest tonight the managing editor of Bloomberg Politics and host of the showed circus, Mark Halperin and John Heilemann are joining
Mark halperin and John Heilemann are joining us, everybody. But first up, some breaking news and its personal. Hey, donald trump, dont be stealing our [bleep], man. Yeah, no, because last night on our show Jordan Klepper gave a speech. And then today donald trump totally are youd it off. Check it out. Thanks, trevor. America, family, fishing, heartland, baseball, flag pin, america. Americans, american, the people that we love, americans, america first, make our country great again. Americans. Trevor what the hell . What the hell, donald . I mean on the one hands im pissed off, on the other hand you realize this means donald is watching the show, hey, donnie, hi. And hes clearly a fan of jrd an klepper. Yeah. [bleep] that gives me an idea, jordan, jordan, Jordan Klepper, everybody. cheers and applause Jordan Klepper. How you doing. Trevor i. I do not wish to be president any more. And i see that my campaign has been di vicive so i will be dropping out of the race. cheers and applause .
And Elizabeth Warren, vp rumors are swirling. Can she satisfy the bernie supporters . We shall find out. Donald trump, hell take center stage, meeting with evangelicals today and giving an antihillary speech on monday. And then we have this, bill oreilly says that trump will win the election if it comes down to the economy. Where have we heard that before . A big day for politics and your money, well get to the money stuff, of course, Varney Company about to begin. And we will get to the politics. You can be sure of that. But lets begin with your money. It looks like lower open for stocks in the european markets and down across the board and, wow, a triple digit loss at the open. Part of the oil that was below 50 a barrel, down 1 1 2 , a strong dollar hurting oil. Now, lets take a look at tesla, possible suspension problems with the model s we hear. The feds are looking into it. There are reports that tesla is maybe being sneaky with customers, well have more of that coming up. First,
It was things you wouldnt say to a man and a colleague tells the times at trump tower he called me honey bunch. He is truly a monster. Dennis, you are shaking your head. Can you believe donald trump likes bikinis . That invalidates his presidency of its own. It was 4,600 words and the most interesting thing uh said from how nonsensical. The comments are by the New York Times readers over well mingly overwhelmingly mocking readers. I was stunned. When you come back i have another revelation. I have one big one. Good. Guy, look hang on. If there is a big revelation we should hear it. It is up to you. You know i will come back to him anyway. Guy, what do you think . What are we saying . It is a hit piece. The problem is the woman has come out to say they have taken what i said out of context. They have spun it and excluded the things that were pleasant stuff she had said about him. And the New York Times reporters said, well, you know, we talked to so many people over so many weeks or day