school trying to reward youngsters who had taken part in a fund-raising drive, giving them slap bracelets. some kids got curious, started peeling back the cloth that wrapped around their wrist when they peeled it back, what was on the bendable metal were pictures of nude women. now they re trying to get their bracelets back from the kids who got an early biology lesson. on the bright side, the thing, young men who got the bracelets were studying hard. with that, here is your morning polka. politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores that s the world news polka tapes that roll in way too slow stuff you saw on koppel s show that s the world news polka it s late at night you re wide awake and you re not wearing pants grab your world news mug and everybody dance have some fun