Its friday we deserve it. We deserve this friday in ways we dont often. Now, i hope you had a good week. But i know that you havent because i live here, too. Now, of course, for my jewish friends, good shabbos. To jared and ivanka, happy most awkward sabbath dinner ever. Okay, lets go around the table and Say Something were thankful for this week. Dad, were going to skip you this time. Get you double next time. See and i cant believe i have to say this the president has been taking heat all week for being an apologist for some people attending a neonazi rally. I just want to say, tom arnold, if you have those outtakes of trump saying the n word on the apprentice, maybe release them now before he screams it at the turkey pardoning in november. It could happen. Jon we dont know. It could be coming. Stephen we dont know. laughter speaking of rallies, i just found out today, or yesterday trump tweetannounced to join me at 7 00 p. M. On tuesday, august 22, in phoenix, arizona, at the Phoeni
However. Could never fully commit because i was still in love with sharon. So you see, kids, thats why you dont look directly at a Solar Eclipse. Have fun. Call me, sharon. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephens take on c. E. O. S jumping the trump ship. And stephen welcomes anthony scaramucci. And Tiffany Haddish. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen wooo whats going on . Hey cheers and applause stephen yeah, its friday. Its friday. Youre very kind. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause thanks. Im excited, too. Im excited, too because its friday we deserve it. We deserve this friday in ways we dont often. Now, i hope you had a good week. But i know that you havent because i live here, too. Now, of course, for my jewish friends, good shabbos. To jared and ivanka, happy most awkward sabbath dinner ever. Okay