hello, america. i am jimmy fay locke, king of late-night and greg bashes my wardrobe a lot, but i am like greg, i can t broke legs from we have a great show for you tonight with a panel. it is friday, the tradition on gutfeld as we open with leftovers but seeing is it s th last episode of 2023 the producers agreed to let me shar my final thoughts on the year i it s okay with you. to be honest 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot of things for instance, it taught us that thi was not the customers meant whe he asked a bartender for a beer with some nuts. [cheers and applause] the craziest part is they gave him a commemorative can to celebrate one year of womanhood. so technically speaking they gave beer to a one -year-old girl. i m not sure that s what they meant by drink responsibly, but we are vr. don lemon told us it s possible to suck so bad even cnn will fire you. lemon, if you remember got into hot water after saying that nikki haley was past
hello, america. i am jimmy fay locke, king of late-night and greg bashes my wardrobe a lot, but i am like greg, i can t broke legs from we have a great show for you tonight with a panel. it is friday, the tradition on gutfeld as we open with leftovers but seeing is it s th last episode of 2023 the producers agreed to let me shar my final thoughts on the year i it s okay with you. to be honest 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot of things for instance, it taught us that thi was not the customers meant whe he asked a bartender for a beer with some nuts. [cheers and applause] the craziest part is they gave him a commemorative can to celebrate one year of womanhood. so technically speaking they gave beer to a one -year-old girl. i m not sure that s what they meant by drink responsibly, but we are vr. don lemon told us it s possible to suck so bad even cnn will fire you. lemon, if you remember got into hot water after saying that nikki haley was past
[ chcheers and a applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of n new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests matt damon cecilyly strong, musicacal guest, r rema, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1830 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. That was a crowd, right there. Welcome, everybody [ cheers and applause welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching what a great day it was today, huh . Guys compared to yesterday, didnt new york city seem so quiet today . [ laughter ] felt like going from a a t. J. Maxx to a library, you know [ laughter ] didnt it a little bit yep. Yesterday was crazy because former President Trump got arrested here, in new york city, and [ cheers and applause the news covered every move, his every, every move. But most of it was just him traveling. Did y
[applause] hello, america. hi, girl. i m jimmy the king of late night is off so instead you get the rodney king. good start. too soon, it was 1992, you guys. thank you. i get beat up a lot on the show for always mentioning that i m a former new york city cab driver but i ve had some pretty cool experiences behind the wheel. i once got al pacino, because he got in, and i was like, alpena, and he goes, my god, a white cab driver. what are the odds? i have had a tons of celebs in my taxi although i never drove gutfeld. i never picked up prince harry or meghan markle. although it s worth noting that my high-speed chase happened when i was on foot but the point is the point. growing up i felt bad for being a guy with a c-cup boopies but i wish i had them now i could get a bud light into them. [applause] jimmy. you know, we make fun of mulvaney but the truth is i would rather watch 10 hours of him pretending to be a woman than sit through another second of harry and megan s
light, like hem lock. more tastier like spring water near a train derailment. the company lost tons of money in the wake of the dylan mulvaney controversy where they gave us the first commemorative can featuring woman-face something that will no doubt be con telled in about 10 years. sails plummeting faster than hunter biden s pants in a porno theater. and we re seeing more boycotts than at kevin spacey s sleep away camp. it s okay. it s okay that i said that. just a joke. but to me this is wrong, because while i think it s good for a company to get a message from the public when they screw up, boycotts usually hurt the people making a living who weren t responsible for this mistake. of course, the left always loves a good boycott because they seek retribution for anyone having more fun than them, which is everyone. but we re different. we re fun. we re glad budweiser learned a lesson and we hope other companies will learn not to fall for a fad. but that s enough, right? well