One thing were going to have to figure out is how to handle president clinton. Here you have a man who was president. And when he goes to the white house, hey, he might be the next ambassador, something. He is capable. So, you ne, what do you do with a former president and a man whos still globally known. Well you have another interview and so youll kind of squeeze us in. We promised to get you out of here on time. Before we let you go youre an officer in the White House Correspondence Association. If you could have anybody as an entertainer for the White House Correspondence Association dinner, who would it be . There are two people. One person was chris rock. I asked his wife. I thought he would be hot. Im putting it out there, chris rock, i think you should. I think he would be great. And another person who came back into the lime light recently with the snl is eddie murphy. I think he would be great. Those are two of my dream comedians. I think he would rock it. Good look at your n
From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Oh, we have a fine program tonight. My guest Elizabeth Kolbert author of sixth extinction about how we as a species doomed ourselves. Its a beach read really. [laughter] wanted to wish good health to young bob costas. He dropped out of tonights coverage due to a nasty eye infection. I told him, bob, do not wash your face with the water. [ laughter ] but bob is all, im eighttime sportscaster of the year bob costas surely my eyes eyes are impervious to russian toxins. Look at the poor eye. [ laughter ] hes a good man were going to help him out. To lift some of the burden from bobs pink, goopy shoulders, here is tonights the daily show olympics moment. That doesnt seem very sensitive. Here we go. Can i do this. Yesterday i can do. This yesterday saw canadian skier alex bilodeau. Here
Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen thank you so much. Welcome to the report. Good to you have with us facial, have you been watching the news, you know that the sochi Olympic Games are in full swing and everybody has got olympic fever. Although it might just be the poisonus hotel water. Now i spent all weekend watching figure skating. I love all the moves, the triple salchow, the double axle, the shoeless joe jackson, all of them. Friday, my friend, Vladimir Putins games kicked off with a stunning opening ceremony, it went through all of russian history including the giant cat invasion. I got to say, i only had one criticism. You do the history of russia and no giant inflatable reagan knocking down a berlin wall. Come on. But no surprise, folks. The Mainstream Media had to find the problem. The most glaring snafu came during the showcase moment of the opening ceremony, those five descending snow flakes were supposed it to meld into olympic rings. But the fifth one on the right mal
Index. The retail earnings day. After the bell, dreamworks and sam adams. Beer in retail. We will get to that in a bit. Commoditiesnd continuing. Futures lighter. Nymex crude, again, stable. Moving onto foreign exchange. We look at the yen at the bottom. A huge deal. That is a weaker yen as the government manipulates the room ramimbi. The gamimbi euroyen 140. 78. This is the dynamics of what revenue is doing. The dynamics are bringing that found the income statement to cap profits are doing. Looks like a disappointing quarter for home depot. Missing on earnings and revenue. That means revenue fell about two percent. Overall, comparison comparable csales. Is the fullyear Sales Guidance also lower than estimated coming in at 4. 8 . The company was looking for five percent. Obviously home depot has been hit with the weather issues. Spring very important to see if there is payback. The Fourth Quarter does not look great coming in at the low end of estimates. Rbc Capital Markets saying whet
Lunch religious wars. Thus the death toll from an outbreak of the ebola virus in some areas of guinea has now risen to fifty nine people. The highly contagious virus which has the fatality rate of up to ninety percent depending on the straight was identified office uncles was sent with a for a treat in the french as the gop deal will be getting and the Health Ministry says the illness may not spread to neighboring countries will to tell us more about it which orange on the line from geneva. I dont as this doctor is a tropical medicine advisor to notice also called c app. Thank you for speaking to us the doctor could you tell us just how long the usual an outbreak of this virus is there is anything like it had been seen before in a recent units. Yet it added. So in order to catch it before but the first time the people that wanted to eat and eat but very dirty. So divided they are so happy youre the apple tea. People are feeding. People die the year. Im going to be the school. Taki care