This thursday, thursday, thursday, watch the big man testify announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Tilda Swinton. Andy cohen. And Jordan Klepper. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, hey hey, everybody right there. Whats up . Thank you very much. Hey, matt. Good to see you. Looking nice. Summertime. Smooth. Atticus. Atticus finch. Hey, everybody youre very kind. Folks, thank you so much. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause man, theres so much to talk about tonight, im going to do two monologues. Okay, all right . Can we do that . Lets do the first one. You can feel the excitement in this room right now. I i am excited. cheers and applause its its its the most magical night of the year because its comey testimony eve. Im ready. I have the decorations up. I hung my socks up over
This thursday, thursday, thursday, watch the big man testify announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Tilda Swinton. Andy cohen. And Jordan Klepper. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, hey hey, everybody right there. Whats up . Thank you very much. Hey, matt. Good to see you. Looking nice. Summertime. Smooth. Atticus. Atticus finch. Hey, everybody youre very kind. Folks, thank you so much. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause man, theres so much to talk about tonight, im going to do two monologues. Okay, all right . Can we do that . Lets do the first one. You can feel the excitement in this room right now. I i am excited. cheers and applause its its its the most magical night of the year because its comey testimony eve. Im ready. I have the decorations up. I hung my socks up over
Cloth shop is one of the few places in the Delaware Valley that, keeping up in specializes old clock. Mark is in his 40th year as a expert, in clocks. We repair along of historical clocks, over 200 years old and like to think about where they have been, what they have seen, and science. Reporter time passes on these faces as well as those of his customers. If they want in the house and they had a move on baby and fixed grandfather clock and then go back every five or six years and now child is like 27 years old. Reporter just up the way toys stuffed the shells in the happy hippo where the classics are still hot items. I have been here, for 37 years, not a lot has changed. Reporter happy children still wonder the aisles here, six yearold Maggie Barker showed us around a place she has come to know well. Have you been coming here since you remember. Yes, when i first came here , but i always loved this store, it is my favorite. Reporter just over two years old ingrid books is a relative n
Cloth shop is one of the few places in the Delaware Valley that, keeping up in specializes old clock. Mark is in his 40th year as a expert, in clocks. We repair along of historical clocks, over 200 years old and like to think about where they have been, what they have seen, and science. Reporter time passes on these faces as well as those of his customers. If they want in the house and they had a move on baby and fixed grandfather clock and then go back every five or six years and now child is like 27 years old. Reporter just up the way toys stuffed the shells in the happy hippo where the classics are still hot items. I have been here, for 37 years, not a lot has changed. Reporter happy children still wonder the aisles here, six yearold Maggie Barker showed us around a place she has come to know well. Have you been coming here since you remember. Yes, when i first came here , but i always loved this store, it is my favorite. Reporter just over two years old ingrid books is a relative n
The famous sexist paragraph, that will evidently go on my tombstone which, you know what im talking about . Its the one that gets quoted in every review, unfortunately. Completely out of context of course. Number three was a meeting with boggs who is the facebook guy who runs ads and we had this sort of weird mafia boss file meetings and the fourth one was the story where i blew up the plumbing so is there any other theme that somebody wants in the reading that youre willing to propose . One of the characters in the book are standing here. I just looked around. Your freak out yourselves or not. The british trader was there, my kids were there, they chose not to out themselves. The israeli with a face like a sheet of plywood. You can judge for yourself whether thats true or not. The former head of optimization for facebook who interviewed me and made the crazy decision that i assume he said yes because thats how i got hired but okay, anybody else have another passage you want me to read