Its a test of your commitment, your preparedness, a test of whether you love someone enough to waste 100 on flowers that any other day of the yes, sir would cost you 30. Theres no more brazen lie than dont get me anything this year. Even if you believe it, deep down, you dont believe it. Even if you dont spend a dollar for valentines day, you have to do something. Heres a tip. If you dont have money this year, you dont need money. Go to the store and steal something. [ laughter ] thats right. Show her that youre willing to go to prison just to winner on love or his love, either way youre going to prison. Speaking of prisoners this should be an interesting valentines day at the white house. For instance, will donald trump get flowers from Vladimir Putin . We dont know. [ laughter ] and what about his wife melania . Will they spend the night together or will she remaintrap ed like apartment in new york . Melania has a new line of greeting cards. They carry them at cvs. Happy valentines d
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Their way of life and all life on earth. Am i really that powerful. Of course i am. Now, night night. Dont let the bed bugs bite. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, we welcome will arnett. Pete molless and comedian paul mecurio. With jon batiste and stay human. Now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Stephen hey. How are you . Nice to see you. cheers and applause welcome to the late show. I am your host Stephen Colbert and man t is friday, right . Theres no. cheers and applause . Stephen and i just want to say these people are excellent liars because it is actually thursday right now. Heres the deal, we taped this ahead of time, okay. We did this on thursday night. This is the second show we have done on thursday. And im only telling that you is because i want you to know its thursday because we just learned minutes ago, this is true, that the 9th Circuit Court of appeals has ruled that george and amal clooney are
Stars in the music world will hit the stage behind me for the grammys. Coming up a little bit later we have super secret intel about beyonces performance. Of course, shes pregnant with twins right now. Speaking of secrets and twins how about george and mail clooney . How did they keep that secret . One guy who no longer has to keep his mouth shut, georges good buddy, matt damon. They are going to be great. They are going to be awesome parents. Those kids are lucky. Will you give him advice . We never had twins. We had one at a time. That was plenty. So, you know, look, its going to be a huge challenge. I mean, you know, one baby cries, wakes the other one up. Its going to be on in that household. Hes not 30. Its tough. Yeah. He doesnt sleep a lot anyway. Hell be all right. Here is the first shot of the barely there baby bump. Amal eight days ago at a conference in barcelona. In this shot, strategically using a binder to hide her tummy. In your circle you did a hell of a job keeping it
Their way of life and all life on earth. Am i really that powerful. Of course i am. Now, night night. Dont let the bed bugs bite. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, we welcome will arnett. Pete molless and comedian paul mecurio. With jon batiste and stay human. Now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Stephen hey. How are you . Nice to see you. cheers and applause welcome to the late show. I am your host Stephen Colbert and man t is friday, right . Theres no. cheers and applause . Stephen and i just want to say these people are excellent liars because it is actually thursday right now. Heres the deal, we taped this ahead of time, okay. We did this on thursday night. This is the second show we have done on thursday. And im only telling that you is because i want you to know its thursday because we just learned minutes ago, this is true, that the 9th Circuit Court of appeals has ruled that george and amal clooney are