Are meritbased, just ask my president ial adviser, my daughter. [ laughter and applause new york mayor bill de blasio announced today that he is running for president. Come on, bill, everyone knows the next step after mayor of new york is insane lawyer. [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause former Vice President joe biden announced today that the headquarters for his president ial campaign will be in philadelphia and hes already getting to know the locals [ laughter and applause according to the washington post, President Trump is frustrated with his advisers, because he believes they are pushing him toward war with iran dude, youre the one who hired john bolton. [ laughter ] did you not know thats his whole deal bomb iran was his yearbook quote. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause still rocking that mustache even back then. Game of thrones will air its final episode this weekend and if youre wondering who is going to die, my guess is hbo . [ laughter and applause senator Bernie
Made to look kind of like the civilian version of an m4 rifle but sized down so like toddlers can use them. Not toy guns, not like supersoakers, squirt guns, not bb guns, not cap guns, real guns that fire real bullets. You have heard of the ar15. Now meet the jr15, as in the junior ar15. The company that makes it is just super cute about the whole thing. They call themselves wewon, tactical. They the logos for the little girls and little boys version of this gun for babies. The logos were this little kids Skull And Bones pacifier with a cross bone and this one for girls. Because why should any kid have to wait until theyre done with the teething process before they can start carrying their own Assault Rifle . They advertise the jr15 as smaller, safer, lighter. They apparently recently did drop the pacifier logos and the scoobydoo cartoon font in some of their advertising. But its not like theyre no longer claiming this is an Assault Rifle for babies. I mean, they could change their mar
Real guns that fire real bullets. Youve heard of the ar15. Well now meet the jr15 as in the junior ar15. The company that makes it is super cute about the whole thing. They call themselves we won the technical. Ca wee ones as in little ones. Until recently they had logos for the little girls and little boys version of this gun for babies. Because why should any kid have to wait until they finish the Teething Process so they can carry a gun. They apparently dropped the Pacifier Logos and the scooby do cartoon font in some of their asvertising, but its not like theyre no longer claiming this is an Assault Rifle for babies. I mean, they could change their marketing of it. They could have started to say theyre making this mini sized Assault Rifle for people with usually short arms. Hey, are you built like a trex, hard time reaching the steeral wheels and pedals at the same time, weve got the Assault Rifle for you. Cant handle a gun that weighs more than 2 pounds, find yourself unable to li
The air tonight. I can tell you i have an endless appetite to watch blue iv content, shes only Getting Better and more fantastic every show. On that note, i wish you a very good night. From all of our colleagues across the networks of nbc news, thank you for staying up late. I will see you at the end of tomorrow. Thank you athome for joining us tonight, good to have you with us. We are a big country, 330 million people. Very diverse, very heterogeneous in terms of everything, in terms of backgrounds, tradition, the way we live, our values, our opinions, but for all of our diversity, i think we americans can all probably agree, we can all come together around the somewhat obvious idea that if there is one Consumer Product america needs, one thing we are missing as a country, it is probably a gun that is specifically designed for babies. A gun specifically designed to be wielded by babies, specifically an Assault Rifle style semiautomatic long gun made to look kind of like the civilian v
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