Jimmy no, i mean i loved it but im just tariq Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy yeah tariq see you on stage, man. Jimmy green one eats fast. Blue one eats fast green one eats faster. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Whoopi Goldberg emma corrin musical guest Dierks Bentley and featuring the legendary roots crew and now here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everyone welcome, please. Thank you so much for being here we are coming at you live from new york city right now. Everybody, come on welcome to the tonight show lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, everyone is talking about this today twitter officially launched a new feature where your tweets disappear after 24 hours called fleets come on, twitter, you wait until trump is leaving, then introduce disappearing tweets. Twitter was like, we solved our biggest prob
Can bet on this sort of thing, betting odds on donald trump being impeached are now close to even. Theyre close to 5050. Which at this point i have to say melanias looking pretty smart for not moving out of new york, you know. [ cheers and applause ] ill wait here till you get back. And then, of course, theres the whole blabbing secrets to the russians thing. Today the department of justice appointed a special counsel to look into all i dont know, former fbi director Robert Mueller is in charge, which is big. Even Vladimir Putin weighed in on it today. He actually offered to help straight the record straight. Translator were seeing political schizophrenia developing in the u. S. I see no other reason for the accusations of trump revealing any secrets to sergei lavrov. If the American Administration agrees, were ready to provide the transcript of lavrov and trumps talks to the u. S. Senate and congress. Jimmy wait, you guys have a transcript and we dont . How is that possible . This exp
Jimmy thank you very much. Thank you, thank you. Im jimmy. Im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. [ cheering and applause ] thats very nice. I appreciate it. Enough. Im not well, thanks for joining us. You know, we had kind of a flipflop weatherwise. It was a cool 68 degrees here today in los angeles, and 94 in washington, d. C. Today. The temperature was higher than sean spicers Blood Pressure today in washington d. C. [ laughter ] it was another dramatic day in the oval office. Guillermo, you know who works in the oval office . Guillermo the president. Jimmy thats right. What shape is the president of mexicos office . Guillermo i think its a square. Jimmy its a square. [ laughter ] ill say this about our president , President Trump. He comes up with a new twist every day. Senator john mccain last night said the scandal involving former fbi director james comey is reach by the way, betting odds, you can bet on this sort of thing, betting odds on donald trump being