Jimmy thank you very much. Thank you, thank you. Im jimmy. Im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. [ cheering and applause ] thats very nice. I appreciate it. Enough. Im not well, thanks for joining us. You know, we had kind of a flipflop weatherwise. It was a cool 68 degrees here today in los angeles, and 94 in washington, d. C. Today. The temperature was higher than sean spicers Blood Pressure today in washington d. C. [ laughter ] it was another dramatic day in the oval office. Guillermo, you know who works in the oval office . Guillermo the president. Jimmy thats right. What shape is the president of mexicos office . Guillermo i think its a square. Jimmy its a square. [ laughter ] ill say this about our president , President Trump. He comes up with a new twist every day. Senator john mccain last night said the scandal involving former fbi director james comey is reach by the way, betting odds, you can bet on this sort of thing, betting odds on donald trump being impeached are close to even. Theyre close to 5050. Which at in point i have to say melanias looking pretty smart for not moving out of new york, you know. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and then, of course, theres the whole blabbing secrets to the russians thing. Today the department of justice appointed a special counsel to look into all i dont know, former fbi director Robert Mueller is in charge, which is big. Even Vladimir Putin weighed in on it today. He actually offered to help straight the record straight. Translator were seeing political schizophrenia developing in the u. S. I see no other reason for the accusations of trump revealing any secrets to sergei lavrov. If the American Administration agrees, were ready to provide the transcript of lavrov and trumps talks to the u. S. Senate and congress. Jimmy wait, you guys have a transcript and we dont . How is that possible . This explains why the Russian Ambassador insisted donald trump speak directly into the flowers he brought him. [ laughter ] can you imagine a former kgb agent, Vladimir Putin, offering to vouch for our president s credibility . What a love story this is. Its like the notebook 2. [ laughter ] its really beautiful when you think of it that way. Out of all of the hours and hours of cable news coverage, trump and russia yesterday, i would like to offer congratulations to Michael Weiss who got the award for number one moment of the night. Im seeing trump p republicans. Many of them i used the respect by the way, i thought they stood on principal about going after obama, on the middle east and policy. Theyre saying, well, the real problem is not that trump might have blown an israeli spy meaning blew his cover, that is. Jimmy my god. [ cheers and applause ] this president will do anything to stop those leaks. That was on cnn. Of course the coverage was a little more fair and tilted toward trump on fox. This morning on fox ask friends they did Everything Possible to put a positive spin on what many believe was an obstruction of justice. Regarding michael flynn, he said, i hope you can let this go. Now, some people are saying, well, clearly hes ordering the fbi director to end the investigation. You know, some people are saying, does it rise to the level of obstruction of justice . Not so fast. Because youre saying the word hope is the operative word here. I hope you can let it go. Hes not directing him to let it go. Yeah, he said hes a good guy, i hope you can let it go. Jimmy right. He said i hope. Thats not illegal, if you say hope. When obama said hope nobody impeached him. They put it on his posters. [ cheers and applause ] all trump said is i hope you can let it go. Maybe he was singing the song from frozen. We dont know. [ laughter ] those three on fox friends, trump could shoot one of them in the heart live on the air, the surviving two would still defend donald trump. [ laughter ] you know, it is getting increasingly difficult to tell what is true and what isnt. So weve come up with a handy guide to tell the difference between two kinds of news out there. Well start with this. Watch. Theres more breaking news. Indeed another blockbuster revelation, this time from the New York Times which has just published a report saying that President Trump asked then fbi director james comey to end the investigation of michael flynn, the president s former National Security adviser. Jimmy okay. Thats fake news. Anything wolf blitzer says is fake news and theres three ways of telling. Number one, its mean to President Trump. Number two, it is negative. And number three, thats it, there is no number three. [ laughter ] now lets look at the other category of news. All right. Some inventive Young High School students became fast friends with President Trump showing off their awardwinning science project at the white house. A giant model rocket inscribed with big bold gold capital letters bearing its namesake, trump. How did you come up with the name trump . Does anybody have an idea . Simply because he conquers all. Oh. Jimmy all right. So that is fox news. There are three ways of telling its fox news. Number one, its nice to the president. Number two, it is positive. And number three, it has nothing to do with anything going on in the world. Okay . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so lets recap. This is fake news. What we see is a presidency starting to come apart. Jimmy okay. And this is fox news. Its okay if you dont like trump. Im not mad about that. But how about filling some potholes in, you know, and arresting some public urinators . Jimmy yes, those are the leakers we need to find, the public urinators. [ cheers and applause ] its as simple as that. So the president was in connecticut today to give a commencement speech at the u. S. Coast Guard Academy and for once he didnt make it about himself. To his credit he put all of the stuff going on aside to place the focus where it should be, on the young graduates on their special day. Look at the way ive been treated lately. [ laughter ] especially by the media. Thank you, everybody. Great honor. Good luck. Enjoy your life. [ laughter ] jimmy enjoy your life. [ cheers and applause ] enjoy your life. Is that a commencement speech or you just break up with them . Enjoy your life. [ laughter ] meanwhile, the race for 2020 is shaping up. According to a new Public Policy poll, if he ran for president , dwayne the rock johnson would beat donald trump 42 to 37 . [ cheers and applause ] you know polls are never wrong. I think an actual rock might beat donald trump at this point. The thing is the rock, dwayne said he is considering this. He said in an interview with gq last week theres a real possibility he would run for president. While it may sound crazy, when you really look at it he has qualifications to be president. Hes served in the military. Hes worked in the cia. He handled natural disasters. He protects our oceans. And he can handle the tooth. So you know, its not so outrageous. [ cheers and applause ] i would consider it. It would be funny if in the future when kids learn about president johnson they ask, you mean lyndon, arnold, or the rock . [ laughter ] what a race that would be, the donald versus the rock. It would be the greatest race for president pay per view event of all time. The stage is set. White house title holder donald trump. Im here to challenge you. Defends his belt against the rock. You come out here, you run down our country. Its a country we love. Its a country were proud of. I think im stronger than you. We dont boo you because you support russia. 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Jimmy hunter hayes is sitting in with the cletones tonight. Welcome, hunter. [ cheers and applause ] Kelly Rorhbach, music from paramore and Bryan Cranston are here too. We dont hear much good news lately, but this is an encouraging report. According to the centers for disease control, american teenagers are drinking less than they have in a long time. Teen Alcohol Consumption is the lowest its been since 1991. I guess its hard to drink when your hands are always texting. [ laughter ] i dont know if it is good i dont know if teenagers are drinking less because theyre smoking more pot or what. But while it is good for our kids and their health and safety, this is not particularly good news for everyone. Hello, teens. Its me, your parents liquor cabinet. Recent reports say youve cut way down on drinking, and thats great. For you. But teen drinking is my only chance to get rid of some of these bottles way in the back, the ones your parents would never miss, like galliano. What is it . All i know is its a weird bottle and i want it out. How about that apricot brandy back there . Just as sweet coming up as it is going down. This prom season, stop by, say hello. Pick up a half a bottle of amaretto. Ill hold your hair for you. Thanks, guys. Jimmy all right. [ cheers and applause ] something to think about anyway. So from time to time we send my cousin sal out of the office to have some fun with his fellow man, and one of the spots where he really shines is costco, where the return counter suddenly becomes a very confusing place. Take you over here, sir. These were absolutely awful. Im going to return them. What happened . I bought them but theyre so terrible. Theyre all dry. I just couldnt eat them. You couldnt . Yeah. What is this, real chicken jerky . Yeah. Buffalo style . The problem is with these like edible items oh, you cant . No, i can, but the customer has to prove to me they dont enjoy it. I tasted them, theyre terrible. I know, but i have to get a picture of you not enjoying it. Okay. Forget it. What do you mean . No, no okay. Let me get a picture. Ill give you your money back. Hold it okay. But you have to be biting it. Hold on one second. Hold on. But be like ew, you know, you dont want to eat it. Wait, hold on. Maybe but i have to here, put it back. Okay. Now maybe throw your head back a little bit. A little more in your mouth, a little more in your mouth. You really, really despise it, right . You know what i mean . I cant do it anymore. Why . No, i have to get the perfect picture. You spit all over that. Okay. Go ahead. Okay, on three. One no, go ahead. One, two, three, just bite down on it. Like a little a little sexier. Give me sultry. Maybe like a wink . Maybe a little wink . Sorry. Okay. One thats pretty good. All right. Now hold it to your mouth. Now say, i hate it, i hate it. I hate it. All right. Spit up a little bit on it. Maybe spit up. Try to vomit. [ laughter ] hes right. Thats terrible. Dont buy that. How are you doing . Welcome to costco. What do you have here . My wife bought this for christmas for somebody and she never gave it to them. Uhoh. So were bringing it back. What happened . Whats going on . Trouble at home . No, why . Shes buying gifts for other fellas. No, she buys shes got seven brothers. She buys for everybody. Seven brothers and two sisters shes got. All right. This is worth 90. Im going to give you double the value of these sweat pants if youre willing to play crab claw wiffle ball. You ready . No, im not going to play. I think youll do it. Heres what were going to do. Double your money. Heres your crab claw bag. Hold that for a second. Hold that. Its frozen. I know. Its not going anywhere. Take a step back. Im going to pitch one to you. If you hit it over my head, you get twice the value of the sweat pants. Why dont you ask somebody else to do all of this . Youre going to do great. Come on. Youve got to be crazy. Whos your favorite baseball player . Mickey mantle. The mick could hit it a mile. Do him proud. Go ahead. Go ahead, just step back. Im going to throw you ill walk it to you. Im not going to do that. Two hands, come on. Im not going to do this. Hey, how come hes so crazy and youre not . Im not crazy. Dont answer that. Two hands. This thing is leaking. I know, lets do it quick. Do it quick. Two hands. No. Come on, mickey mantle. Come on. Two hands. Ready . [ cheers and applause ] home run. Very nice. All right. Im going to need you to pee in a cup. I have to check you for steroids. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks, cousin sal. Tonight on the show from the new baywatch movie Kelly Rorhbach is here. We have music from paramore. Hunter hayes is sitting in with the cletones, and well be right back with Bryan Cranston. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by xyzal. Be wise, all. Try new xyzal. That. Uhop, oh okay were moving fast. 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[ laughter ] hes an oscarnominated movie star with a new movie called wakefield opening friday. Please say hello to Bryan Cranston. [ cheers and applause ] bryan, really good to see you. Good to see you, too. Thank you. Jimmy you look good. Thank you. Jimmy i dont mean to put you on the spot. But youre an l. A. Guy. You grew up here. Yeah. Jimmy theres a young woman in our audience tonight. Oh, i heard. Jimmy a nurse. The one driving to san diego. Jimmy she is planning to drive to san diego to have a hamburger at a place called hodads which i have never heard of, but maybe it might be good. Where should she have a hamburger in l. A. That would be better than driving to san diego . Thats risky. I dont know. Jimmy i would say Fathers Office is a good spot. Thats a nice place. Jimmy the apple pan. Apple pan is an oldfashioned its been there for maybe 50, 60 years. Jimmy you cant go wrong with innout. Ever. A lot of good burger places. Why not go from san diego to tijuana and have tacos . [ laughter ] why stop there . Help build the wall. With taco shells. [ laughter ] jimmy eat our way through. Youre a big movie star now. Youre able to still go to fast food restaurants and walk around amongst humans . You know, kind of. Jimmy kind of . Sort of. It is really interesting because, you know, theres no training for this. I just wanted to be a working actor. That happened and all of a sudden it is like a couple of breaks happen here and there, and people are recognizing me. Jimmy i see your face on peoples shirts all the time, at least a drawing of your face from breaking bad. I will see a walter white shirt on some guy and i will sneak up to him and saddle up next to him and just go, i like your shirt. [ laughter ] [ cheering and applause ]. And i swear the guy lying like, whats the he looks at me and goes and i go shh. And i leave. By the time i turn the corner, i start running because in my head i have this magic thing like, no, i swear to god, hes where did he go . Jimmy thats probably what is actually happening. I love it. Jimmy you wrote a book that was a bestseller. It was about your life, stories of your life. Yeah. Jimmy was it fun for you to go around the country sharing your life story with people . It was a delight. It was a little disconcerting only because i was in a different city every night. Jimmy right. For three straight weeks. Jimmy oh, wow. So theres that time when youve been in a hotel room, a Different Hotel room and you wake up and you have to go to the bathroom and you stand there and go, i have no idea where it is. Jimmy yeah. I might as well go in this plant. Wait a minute, thats not a plant. Jimmy yeah. And meeting the people on the road jimmy you signed books and stuff like that . Signing books. A lot of people are very friendly, and i usually, you know, ill get someone that comes up and says, would you sign this for my brother . Hes a huge fan. I go, what, youre not a huge fan . They go, oh, no, i am too but my brother really jimmy yeah. One time a guy came up to me and said, oh, this is going to be great, my wife is a huge fan of yours. I said, my standard, what, youre not a huge fan of mine . He goes, eh. [ laughter ] jimmy honesty is not always the best policy. Yeah. Jimmy that will bring you downtoearth i guess. Eh. Jimmy you just finished shooting a movie with kevin hart . I did. Jimmy he seems like he enjoys his life. Oh, man, does he ever. Jimmy right . He is a dynamo. Jimmy he is. He has a lot of energy and a lot of positive energy it seems like. Unbelievable. He comes on the set and ignites and makes everybody laugh. And hes a good energy to have, although he does have some of his own fears. In this movie that will come out next year, we have to go paragliding in it. I talked to him and said, are you going to go paragliding and he goes, no, no. No let me tell you this, bryan. Were all going to die. [ laughter ] im just not going to help. [ laughter ] so instead he gets on a crane, so they said, well, hes not going paragliding, how do we do this . We have a big green screen back and an arm boom and connecting with wires and carabiners and things like that and we just raise him about 15 feet off the ground. Even that, ahh, ahh, ahh jimmy really . He just jimmy well, 15 feet for kevin hart is more than most people. In fairness to him. [ laughter ] [ applause ] in fairness. And heres the thing. Jimmy a lot of people dont know but you were my older son, who is now 23 years old, his Little League coach. Its true. Jimmy yeah, bryan was the best Little League coach i think he ever had, i mean certainly better than my Little League coaches most of whom were psychotic honestly. There was one guy who wore dolphin shorts that you could see not most of his nuts, all of his nuts. All of his nuts. Jimmy yeah. With high socks up to the knees and a whistle. Jimmy oh, you had this guy, too . I had the same guy. 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Excuse me, you dont have any soy milk, do you . Of course shes got soy milk. Shes got everything. Please, ben. Please, tell her about your tragic lactose intolerance. All the bloating and flatulence. Jimmy thats Bryan Cranston in wakefield. I think you need to explain what is going on there. Well, its all selfexplanatory right there. This is a really interesting story about a guy who comes home one night, a lovely guy, working hard, has a wife and a couple kids, and he shoos a raccoon out of his garage attic. And while hes up there he sees through the by way of the courtyard through the window and into his house and he sees his wife and his children, and hes fascinated by watching his life without him in it. And he decides to stay, and he stays for well, as you can see, until whiskers start to grow. Jimmy yeah. Its such a weird, good movie. I think there are a lot of thoughts you have watching it. One of them is, i kind of would like to do that for a little while just to see what would go on. I think thats what resonates with audiences, is that who in the world wouldnt like to just once push the pause button of your life and take a break, take an adult snow day, and do whatever you want and dont be responsible . And then you can push it back and connect up with your life. And Howard Wakefield does that, but then he cant unstick the button. Jimmy right. He doesnt know how to reenter. Jimmy because theyre not going to be happy when he comes back. In a way it is like tom sawyer watching his own funeral, but then it continues on and on and on well past the funeral. A little bit like a movie, i think it was one of those after school specials, bad ronald. Do you remember bad ronald . No. Jimmy bad ronald was a kid who pushed a girl down and she hit her head and died. And the police were going to arrest him. So his mom hid him in a wall in his house, and his mom died and he had to live in the wall while the new family youre like an adult bad ronald. I want to see that movie, too. Jimmy not as good as this one. But theres some kitsch value there. So you grew up here, as i mentioned a little while ago. We got your yearbook to take a look through it and see what was in it. Youre in like a whole bunch of clubs. You were in a lot of extracurricular activities, including most interestingly i thought, down here right here, you can zoom in. Thats you right there. Yeah. Jimmy in the Chemistry Club. [ laughter ] which is [ cheers and applause ] a bit of trivia. Yeah. And were it true it would be a great story about how it was a precursor to walter white in breaking bad, but its not true. Jimmy what do you mean its not true . Its in the yearbook. So it must be true . Jimmy yes, of course. Is this fake news, back then . [ laughter ] there was always, you know, picture day and all of the clubs have to show up at certain, you know, 10minute intervals, show up there. So my friend sergio and i ditched class and showed up to all these Different Club pictures. [ laughter ] i think were in four or five Different Clubs that we were never in. Jimmy the other club members never objected . Some of the Chemistry Club members were going, hey, youre not in our club. And i you know, a big tough guy. Hey, shut up, im a club guy. Jimmy quiet nerds. Quiet nerds. Jimmy so your school sent something over. This is their yearbook from last year, 2016. And because apparently you werent pictured in the regular part of the yearbook thats right. Jimmy why werent you in the regular . It was one of those rare errors of omission. I was supposed to be in it. Ive never seen this. Jimmy so this is what they did this year. Oh, my god. Jimmy they added you and they found your picture, and there you are. 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It is. Jimmy i learned something about you today. Your intention was not necessarily to be an actor, you were focused on golf. I was. Jimmy you must be a very good golfer i assume . I went to college for golf. I had a scholarship for golf at georgetown. Jimmy georgetown is a hard school, right . Yeah. Jimmy its hard to get into. You played on the golf team there. I did. Jimmy when you play on the golf team at georgetown, do you have to actually go to classes or do they say oh, shes good, well just give her a c and push her through . Well, thats where the acting comes in. Jimmy i see. I was like wheres the easiest class on campus . They were like right that way. No problem, ill be taking that class. Jimmy what is the easiest class . Like what are the classes you can pretty much get an a no matter what . I took history of australia. I know all about the aborigines. Jimmy see, you obviously werent paying that much attention. Tell us about the aborigines, kelly. Lets start from the beginning. Oh, we dont have time for that. Jimmy what grade did you get in that class . A. I took all the a classes on campus. Jimmy a for aborigine. And australia. Jimmy what other classes did you take there . Performance studies, and i chose ribbon dancing and mask puppeteering. Jimmy is that an acting class . It is. Jimmy what is mask puppeteering . Its mask work. Which is actually amazing and super fun. And the most liberating sensation. You walk around class in a mask. Jimmy its time to shut down our universities. It really is. [ laughter ] is there any actual puppeteering . Youre just wearing a mask . Yeah, well, this is going to get really hokey. Jimmy yes. You have a partner that acts as your puppeteer and youre the mask. Jimmy i got you. And you do whatever your body is doing. It is about the connection you establish and working off the other person, and so youre supposed to feel them yeah, its it is hokey but it worked. I loved it. It was great. Jimmy somehow you wound up in acting as a result of it. No, but i took classes and i loved it and had the best time. And then after i graduated i was like what should i do with this degree . So i flew out to l. A. And jimmy and here you are. Here i am i guess. Jimmy what do you do when you first get to l. A. . Did you have contacts or anybody you were here to see or live with . No, i just showed up. Jimmy you showed up, said, hey, sign me up kind of thing . No, i googled how to get an agent. Jimmy you did . I did. Jimmy and google was right. Power of the internet. Who knew . It works. Jimmy you were a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. I mentioned that a little bit earlier. And now really what could be better for someone who was a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model than to be in the baywatch movie . You were too young probably for baywatch, right . I was too young, but i was an avid fan. I was 4 years old, sucking my thumb in onesie pajamas watching baywatch, i swear. It was my sisters and my goto show. I know everybody who does a reboot says that. Jimmy and theyre lying almost all the time. Diehard. Jimmy you have actual proof. And this is an amazing thing i think. So you brought a photograph. This is a photograph that you took when . In 2014. Jimmy okay. So 2017, so three years ago. Jimmy before there was talk of a baywatch movie. Yes. Jimmy this is something you posted to instagram or your sister posted to instagram . I posted. Jimmy show this picture. Now, this is a photograph you took three years ago. Watch your back, c. J. [ cheers and applause ] which turns out to be the character that youre playing. The character Pamela Anderson played. My sisters and i were such avid fans of the show that anytime any of us would see a red bathing suit in a store it was a gag wed take a picture in it, and we played baywatch on the beach. We were doing bae, bae, watch gags before it was a thing. Jimmy i didnt even know it was a thing. Im learning this right now. Be no, baewatch. Like youre any bae. Jimmy i got you. Hey, bae. Jimmy would hey be spelled hae in that im very focused on spelling. Somehow you visualized this, like right out of oprah magazine. The power of manifestation. How do you audition for baywatch in do you bring in this photograph and say youve got to give me this job . Well, i actually had that suit. I bought that suit that day. When it came time for the audition i decided it would be a good idea to wear the suit to the audition. Jimmy really . Yes. Dont ever do that, anyone. Jimmy that seems like a crazy idea. So it was like january, dead of winter in new york city. I did my audition. I put the suit on. I think its great. Im like im going to kill this, this is a great idea, nobody else is going to have this. Put sweatpants over it. I get to the audition room, theres five other girls sitting there looking exactly like me, not wearing the swimsuit, wearing appropriate jeans and a tee shirt, attire for an addition. And they called my name, i stood up, i dropped trow and im like, im going in, guys. They were like, oh, my god, what is she wearing. Jimmy they absolutely despised you when you did that, right . No, it was pure pity. They were like, oh, man, she is wearing the suit. Jimmy then you get in there and whats the reaction of the casting director . I was like im so sorry about this. Im kidding. Not that i take this as a joke. Ill just start now. Okay. Jimmy and apparently it made a good impression. I guess so. The first day i got to set i went to the director and said im sorry about that whole audition thing. It was weird, right . He was like, its cool. Jimmy youre lucky you had a guy in there. [ cheers and applause ] the casting director was a girl, so, i guess jimmy all right. Well, hey, congratulations. Thank you so much. Jimmy your dream has come true. Youre a member of the baywatch community now. [ cheers and applause ] kelly rohrback. Baywatch opens in theaters a week from tomorrow. Well be right back with music from paramore. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Then we wad it up to make it nice and soft. But grandma, we use charmin ultra soft so we dont have to wad to get clean. Mmm, cushiony. And we can use less. Charmin ultra soft gets you clean without the wasteful wadding. It has comfort cushions you can see that are softer. And more absorbent, and you can use up to 4 times less. Remember, thats charmin in there. No wasteful wadding we all go. Why not enjoy the go with charmin. Goldvo as a goldman sachshose companiepresident ,legal activity helped destroy our economy. Phil murphy made his fortune in a rigged system. Now the jersey machine has lined up with murphy and his millions. Leaders should stand for the people, not the political machine. As a prosecutor, at treasury, and as head of the brennan center, ive taken on the powerful from the mafia, to the nra, to the dark money that poisons our politics. Ill be nobodys governor but yours. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank Bryan Cranston, Kelly Rohrbach and hunter hayes. Apologies to matt damon. We did run out of time for him. Nightline is next. But first, this is their new album, after laughter. Here with the song hard times, paramore [ cheers and applause ] all that i want is to wake up fine tell me that im alright that i aint gonna die all that i want is a hole in the ground you can tell me when its alright for me to come out hard times gonna make you wonder why you even try hard times gonna take you down and laugh when you cry these lives and i still dont know how i even survive hard times hard times and i gotta get to rock bottom Walking Around with my little rain cloud hanging over my head and it aint coming down where do i go gimme some sort of sign you hit me with lightning maybe ill come alive hard times gonna make you wonder why you even try hard times gonna take you down and laugh when you cry these lives and i still dont know how i even survive hard times hard times and i gotta hit rock bottom tell my friends im coming down well kick it when i hit the ground tell my friends im coming down well kick it when i hit the ground when i hit the ground when i hit the ground when i hit the ground when i hit the ground hard times gonna make you wonder why you even try hard times gonna take you down and laugh when you cry these lives and i still dont know how i even survive hard times hard times hard times hard times hard times gonna make you wonder why you even try hard times gonna take you down and laugh when you cry these lives and i still dont know how i even survive hard times hard times hard times [ cheers and applause ] i dont mind letting you down easy but just give it time if it dont hurt now but just wait a while youre not the big fish in the pond no more you are what theyre feeding on so what are you gonna do when the world dont orbit around you so what are you gonna do when the world dont orbit around you. Aint it fun living in the world aint it good being all alone where youre from you might be the one whose running things well you can ring anybodys bell and get what you want see its easy to ignore trouble when youre living in a bubble so what are you gonna do when the world dont on or aboutit around you so what are you gonna do when nobody wants to fool with you aint it fun this is night line. Tonight, marry me. Its the latest twist on wedding bliss
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