[birds calling] [insects buzzing] [boy 1] careful, youre dripping juice on spiderman. [boy 2] the thing about spiderman is that hed be useless in a place like corrigan. How do you mean . [spits] theres nothing for him to swing in between here. He needs an urban environment. Thats why superman is the greatest superhero. Hes allterrain. Superman . [laughs] hes the worst superhero. Excuse me . Superman is boring. Hes invulnerable. Thats why they invented kryptonite, so he has some kind of weakness. Batman, hes the best superhero, because, well, hes just a guy like me or you. He doesnt have any superpowers. Hes not superhuman. He has a cape and a mask and archenemies. Hes a superhero, no question. Youre not listening, chuck. Batman does not possess superpowers. Therefore hes not super. Youve lost your mind. Batman is a master of martial arts. Hes a detective, hes an inventor. And given that super only means greater than normal, by that definition, batman can only be described as a superher
Jackie Miller James, 35, from California, was rushed to hospital after being found collapsed at home by husband Austin. Her family have since issued an update on her condition.