Stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us cheers and applause thank you so much, folks it is good to know that the colbert nation is standing strong no matter what happens all around the world because, folks, for months, the world has been shocked by the brutal terrorist group i. S. I. S. Dont be fooled just because they have the same name your lonely aunt gave her cat. laughter these guys are pure evil. Tv, scare us till its brown downtown i. S. I. S. Is brutal . They are animals beheadings, crucifixions, mass executions or live burials, enlivement of women. They certainly arent the j. V. Team of al quaida. Theyre the green bay packers. Stephen yes, theyre the green bay packers, but with beheadings. So slightly less head trauma than the n. F. L. And yes applause yes, the u. S. Did hit i. S. I. S. With airstrikes in iraq. But that just drove them back into syria, where, last week they captured a major air base. Although, i dont know what good that will
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