With some critics calling the blockbuster hit a “feminist nightmare,” The Onion asked conservatives what they thought of the “woke” Barbie movie, and this is what they said.
Making her Senior Day in an Ignacio wrestling singlet unforgettable, Faye Hackett went 3-0 in her division at the Butch Melton Memorial Girls’ Invitational to capture first place and help the Bobcats .