[laughter] greg: yeah! yeah! [laughter] tony orlando? his sorry. [laughter] happy monday, everyone. So with kamala harris preparing for tomorrow s debate at a former aide to hillary clinton is playing trump in mock rehearsals. So if harris loses in that guy goes missing, you know who to blame. [laughter] i m not saying she kills people. But i m not not saying it. Know the debate is planned for 90 minutes which gives kamala s has been dug enough time to knock up three nineties. [laughter] meantime donald trump is busy trying to make kamala feel at home by also knocking up in 90. [laughter] the debate is expected to feature two commercial breaks one break to take kamala s wine order, and the other to take her second wine order. Nancy pelosi claim that trump might get the debate, saying i know cowardice when i see it. Drew clark is the fear that she seize on her husband s eyes when she puts on a onepiece. [laughter] [applause] you discussed me expo one times posters claim harris is fallin
The Nordic States Have made Child Care Support and paid parental leave more affordable that has increased Birth Rates a tiny bit. But not notably. So how do you address it . Thats a good question, because ive not got the slightest idea how you address it. Clearly a massive problem for pretty much every developed nation in the western world. Here in the uk the Birth Rate is the lowest on record last year, i mean, theyve absolutely gone through theyve absolutely gone through the floor nowhere near replacing the population without significant immigration, just at the moment when many people in the western world seemed to be very against increased immigration. So it really does beg very important questions about who is going to be paying the Tax Money in the future, who is going to be looking after it all in our old age. How a society going to support itself . There isnt a simple answer. Its been a sort of being pressed in this country and quite possibly in the united states is well aware
And now the hbo original series real time with Bill Maher start the clock i, everybody. How are you doing . Hi thank you. People thank you. How are you everybody hi. Thank you. Hi all right. I know. Exciting time of year. Thank you very much. Youre very kind okay. Sit down. We got a big show. Theres a lot to talk about. Election is only two months away. And of course, happens every time. Its tied does it even matter who runs . Every year we do this its tied. It always comes down to a few thousand people in three states who cant make up their mind between two items on the menu You Know the best thing, the best thing about living in california is that were not a swing state. So they leave us alone really . I mean all year in l. A. , i think ive seen one Trump Sign and Scott Baio was sleeping under it just a joke. We can all in good fun. No, we have we have much bigger problems out here. It was 104 today. Here it was 118 in the valley. Oh, i was sweating like j. D. Vance in a donut shop.
[ Cheering And Applause ] Greg Yes all right. Okay. [ Cheering And Applause ]. Greg i guess that will do laughter . Greg it is friday, so you know what that means, lets welcome tonights guest, he is so bland, he is getting sued by rice cakes. Cohost of fox and friends, tyro he is a lawyer named trustie, like a cop named friskie. Former trump attorney, and doj prosecutor. If you bont buy her new book, she will have to learn how to cook, a Fox News contributor, kat. He is stronger than gravity, and puts up with my dipravity [ Cheering And Applause ]. Greg yes. Yes. All right. Before we get to some new stories, lets to this [ ] gregs leftovers. Greg all right, it is leftovers, where i read the jokes we didnt use this week. And as always, it is my first time making them. The Movie Beetle Juice Beetle Juice opens in theatres today, about a dead guy that wants to return to the land of the living. laughter . Greg thats a blot that sounds really familiar. [ Cheering And Applause ]. Greg set It
Traveling with the trump campaign and this is cnn tonight. And now the hbo original series real time with bill maher start the clock i, everybody. How you doing? hi thank you. People thank you. How are you everybody hi. Thank you. Hi. All right i know exciting time of year. Thank you very much. You re very kind. Okay. Sit down. We got a big show. There s a lot to talk about. The election is only two months away. And, of course happens every time it s tied does it even matter who runs? every year? we do this. It s tied. It always comes down to a few thousand people in three states who can t make up their mind between two items on the menu you know the best thing, the best thing about living in california is that we re not a swing state. So they leave us alone. Really? i mean all year in l. A. , i think i ve seen one trump sign and scott baio was sleeping under it just a joke. We kid all in good fun. No, we have we have much bigger problems out here. It was 104 today. Here. It was 118 in