Brazen thefts sweeping the country. Gone are the days when shoplifting meant putting a snickers in your pocket then telling the cashier youre just glad to see them. Tyrus ew. Greg now shoplifting means shop lifting the whole store at once and humiliating you in the process. Roll it. Theyre not going to do nothing. Do you have insurance . Do you have insurance. What . Does he have insurance . Yeah he got insurance. No. It hurts me. [bleep] [bleep]. Aint nothing you can do though. Aint nothing you can do. Police, aint nothing you can do until police come in. Hey, hey, no, dont. Hey, aint nothing you can do, man. Greg infuriating to watch, right . Even worse it got me in the mood for a smoke. [laughter] greg but we all feel how the people in that storm must feel, hopeless. Which is a weird thing when youre told Law And Order exists. We know it doesnt anymore. So this looks like all the other Smash And Grab videos were seeing every dam day, just another criminal getting away with it. Its t
florists shaped casket sprays. the head of the texas funeral director s association brought in an extra funeral coach along with other morticians. some experts at the art of facial reconstruction to assist. all of this happening against the backdrop of persisting questions around the police response to the shooting and deep anger and confusion over why it took law enforcement well over an hour to confront the shooter. on sunday the justice department announced that it is launching a probe into the police response, what s known as a critical incident review. new york times reports out the history of this type of investigation saying, quote, other mass shootings that the justice department has looked at in its review of law enforcement agency responses have included the 2015 domestic terrorist attack in san bernardino, california, and the 2016 attack on the pulse nightclub in orlando, florida, with an eye toward understanding how officers could have been better prepared and r
your monologue was spot on. they don t participate, they can t succeed, they re not trying to succeed. so i will make myself something different so i can win in my event because i m the unicorn leaf self, and there s only one of me. i did some research, too, kat, and everyone i found was like, one guy was like, i m half vampire and half because my parents were a wear wolf, and a vampire so they have both their powers and when i find someone attractive my eyes itch. kayleigh: insanity. tyrus: you stay away from those people. greg: exactly. keep your pronouns on twitter so we can avoid you. tyrus: if if my kids came home and sad daddy my pronouns are this, this, and this, my pronoun will be ass whooping. i will sit in detention with you, i ll bring cake and by, okay. greg: all right we have to move on. up next taxpayer money s for
like three or four siblings, but you never saw them. tyrus: well, because kids, they had this parenting tool back then it was called an ass whooping. so to buck s point, i don t think buck would be offended as much if there was well behaved quiet children. buck: absolutely. tyrus: the problem is you have bulldozer parents who think the children run the house and do things saying he s just expressing myself. i have six kids and your kid will get tripped and get a chop because my kids [cheers and applause]. tyrus: see? greg: kat, last word. were you allowed out as a child? you were a feral beast they kept you in a cage kat: they should have. i think it s insane some places to bring a baby, but i think it s more insane, when you re a parent, some people think you re a bad parent when you do things only that your kid wants to do and cease to be a person. but as a parent you have to be happy and not only miserable and
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