last month when the tonight show landed back in jay leno s lap, letterman was mers iless as only he could be, he took conan o brien s side and pummelled leno so mercilessly he had to respond. jay leno said the nbc mess is not his fault. i said, iny, i know it s not his fault. but it isn t funny that he always turns up at the scene of the crime. letterman s been hammering me every night. you know the best way to get letterman to ignore you? what s that? marry him. it was that kind of back and forth with most of the broadsides coming from this neighborhood. letterman and his art donovan jersey and leno in his denim jersey flanking oprah on a couch. this is the worst super bowl party ever.