Members of the cabinet, our first lady and my wife, sheena greitens. [applause] gov. Greitens we have many honored guests here tonight. One who is particularly special to me, my Kindergarten Teacher and richardson, who is here with richardson, who is here with us tonight. [applause] gov. Greitens thank you. I was in mrs. Richardsons kindergarten class at mckelvey elementary, home of the dragons, and it was there that i first heard the story of a boy from the town of diamond, missouri. He was born over a century ago and was born a slave. When he was a baby, he and his mother were kidnapped. He never saw his mother again, but by gods grace, he found a loving home and a new family that raised him as their own. Now, at the time, no school in town would admit a black student. So his parents taught him how to read and write. When he was older, there was a school about 10 miles down the road that opened its doors to him. He worked hard and did well. So well, in fact, that he was admitted to a
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the governor of the great state of missouri, eric greitens. Governor greitens thank you, thank you. Thank you, all. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Lieutenant Governor parson, speaker richardson, and the members of the missouri house, president pro tem richard, and members of the missouri senate, chief justice fischer, and judges of the supreme court, state officials, members of the cabinet, our first lady and my wife, sheena greitens. We have many honored guests here tonight. And one who is particularly special to me is my kindergarten teacher, anne richardson, who is here with us tonight. [applause] Governor Greitens i was in mrs. Richardsons kindergarten class at mckelvey elementary, home of the dragons and it was , at mckelvey elementary that i first heard the story of a boy from the town of diamond, missouri. He was born over a century ago, and he was born a slave. When he was a baby, he and his mother were kidnapped. He
Feet of rainfall over the weekend, flooding streets and homes and displace approximating thousands upon thousands of people. Obviously the situation in texas is still unfolding so i urge you, please send the people of texas your thoughts and your prayers. But first send them money, how about that, yeah . Send them money . Because it goes money, then thoughts then prayers. Or prayers then thoughts, whichever way you like t people need your help there are Many Charities helping the people of tech as such as these fine organizations, the houston food bank, or hands, volunteers, send something, it will help people out. There was a lot of chaos and destruction in texas this weekend. But it was heart warming to see that there was also a lot of this. This is about regular folks becoming heroes. That is the reality in houston right now. Here are some of the boats, people showing newspaper wave runner, boats on their own, trucks, cars, pulling as many people out of here as possible. The jackson
All queef a little each day and let your soul take flight ahahhh ahhhh queef free for this reason, a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh. [queefs] no [both cackling] stop it, katherine this is a serious moment therefore what god has joined together, let no man [farts] oh [cackling] [queefs] oh, sick [farts] [cackling] [queefs] [farts] thats it i now pronounce you farts and queefs [all cackling] captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, thank you so much for tuning in, thank you, everybody. Im trevor noah my guest tonight the only black scientist in the world, Neil Degrasse tyson is here, everybody. What a fun chat were going to have. But first, but first, as you know by now, as you know the situation on texas gulf coast is bad, and it is getting worse. Hurricane harvey
Hurricane harvey dropped two feet of rainfall over the weekend, flooding streets and homes and displace approximating thousands upon thousands of people. Obviously the situation in texas is still unfolding so i urge you, please send the people of texas your thoughts and your prayers. But first send them money, how about that, yeah . Send them money . Because it goes money, then thoughts then prayers. Or prayers then thoughts, whichever way you like t people need your help there are Many Charities helping the people of tech as such as these fine organizations, the houston food bank, or hands, volunteers, send something, it will help people out. There was a lot of chaos and destruction in texas this weekend. But it was heart warming to see that there was also a lot of this. This is about regular folks becoming heroes. That is the reality in houston right now. Here are some of the boats, people showing newspaper wave runner, boats on their own, trucks, cars, pulling as many people out of