Could you mention my birthday, too . Whats your name, peyton . You guys with bleep with me. But happy birthday, anyway, manny and peyton. Lets get right to it. Im sure youve all been following the big iphone case, not the 6s plus case, but the one where apple and the government are in a fight over your privacy. A federal court ordering apple to unlock the San Bernardino terrorists iphone, and this morning, tim cook, their ceo, telling the feds, get lost. Larry get lost . Dont worry, tim cook. If the government is using apple maps, they will definitely get lost. laughter not gonna be. cheers and applause burn apple burn so heres the deal. The f. B. I. Cant get into this terrorists phone, yet somehow i feel like if there were naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence on this phone, it would have been hacked, like, 10,000 times by now. But theyre the f. B. I. So why cant they get in . The fbi needs apples help because the security settings on the phone lock the device if the password is entered
When you roll the dice as often as i do, you got to double bag it. All right, time to hibernate. Good night. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central trevor welcome to the daily show im trevor noah. Thank you so much tonight weve got a great one from the film triple 9, Anthony Mackie is here cheers and applause but first, lets take a moment to talk about the Supreme Court, or as black robe distributors call it, our best customer. The Supreme Court is the highest court in america, nine justices settling all the disputes lower courts cannot. The same way your mom settles the disputes your dad cannot or that your other mom cannot, because thats okay now, thanks to the Supreme Court. Now, in a court that is often divided, having one extra vote can make all the difference, meaning just one person can be responsible for hugely significant changes in the law and, very often, in
That your other mom cannot, because thats okay now, thanks to the Supreme Court. Now, in a court that is often divided, having one extra vote can make all the difference, meaning just one person can be responsible for hugely significant changes in the law and, very often, in the last 30 years, that person was Justice Antonin Scalia who passed away ten days ago. Now, his vote was the reason america can no longer regulate our Campaign Finance spending and the reason minority Voting Rights are vulnerable and the reason george w. Bush became president which makes scalia sound like a dick but on the other hand his rules prevented the government from conducting ifn vasive home searches and sensorring video games. So if you like to play grand theft auto, thanks Justice Scalia or if you want to commit it, thank Justice Scalia. Hes a good all around guy. Its a powerful position. Now there is an opening. As vague coons tuition is on so many things, its Crystal Clear on whats supposed to happen n
Call it, our best customer. The Supreme Court is the highest court in america, nine justices settling all the disputes lower courts cannot. The same way your mom settles the disputes your dad cannot or that your other mom cannot, because thats okay now, thanks to the Supreme Court. Now, in a court that is often divided, having one extra vote can make all the difference, meaning just one person can be responsible for hugely significant changes in the law and, very often, in the last 30 years, that person was Justice Antonin Scalia who passed away ten days ago. Now, his vote was the reason america can no longer regulate our Campaign Finance spending and the reason minority Voting Rights are vulnerable and the reason george w. Bush became president which makes scalia sound like a dick but on the other hand his rules prevented the government from conducting ifn vasive home searches and sensorring video games. So if you like to play grand theft auto, thanks Justice Scalia or if you want to
Larry thank you very much thank you. Welcome to the nightly show. Man, we have a great crowd. Very great crowd tonight. Thank you so much. So great. Yes, yes yes, you are correct once again, i dont know how they do it, every night, they guess my name. I dont know how they do it. [ laughter ] its weird. Okay, guys, so last night our focus was on nevada and how the democrats were pandering to the hispanic vote, right . Tonight, were focusing our attention on South Carolina where the deciding factor will be be the black vote, which means we get to watch Democratic Candidates kiss some black ass yeah, pretty much what theyre going to be doing [ laughter ] in a segment call eed blaxploit atio blaxploitation a Democratic Party joint. Now, everybody agrees that black lives really matter when they equal black votes. So how do these candidates win the black vote . Bernie sanders has his work cut out for him. This is South Carolina when a white guy in the south asks if a black person wants to fe