[ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well, and now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news republicans yesterday elected mike johnson the 56th speaker of the house, which is crazy cause a month ago we were only at 12 [ laughter ] politico published a new profile today about House Speaker mike johnson titled 55 things you need to know about mike johnson. 55 [ laughter ] i dont know 55 things about my wife [ laughter ] i dont think there are 55 things about mike johnson. Whats number 55 on the list hes not allergic to cilantro . [ laughter ] workers at the capitol yesterday hung a sign above the Speakers Office for House Speaker mike johnson, instead of what johnson wanted to hang in the capitol building, mike pence [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] judge Arthur Engoron fined former President Trump 10,000 yesterday for violating his gag order. Said trump, heres 20. I just posted your address on instagram
And now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news President Biden hosted a state dinner tonight for australian Prime Minister anthony albanese, and the menu included Butternut Squash soup and roasted beet salad. Which is weird, because i was under the impression that australia was our ally [ laughter ] beet salad [ light laughter ] the house of representatives voted today to elect louisiana congressman mike johnson speaker of the house and apparently this election result he will accept. [ light laughter ] thats right republicans today elected mike johnson speaker of the house. While the speaker race was so embarrassing, theyre not even giving their real names anymore. [ laughter ] mike johnson is the name you give when you check into a motel with your mistress [ laughter and applause thats what Spirit Halloween calls their Michael Jackson costume. [ laughter and applause during t
Hi, everyone. Very nice. Im jimmy, im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us. Please, relax. It was a very stormy day for everyones favorite former president today. [ laughter ] we are coming to you from our studio in hollywood, or exhibit f as it was entered into evidence during the donald trump hush money trial this afternoon. The prosecution today called their star witness, their porn star witness, Stormy Daniels took the stand this morning. For donald trump i could only imagine the nervous farting was off the charts. [ laughter ] it was quite a day in court. We got mentioned in court again today, which is exciting. [ cheers and applause ] prosecutors asked stormy about her interview on our show. In which we examined her signature on a letter trumps henchmen cooked up, denying that she and trump ever did it. Daniels said she signed her name in a different way as a tip off to jimmy kimmel. Who is me. [ laughter ] somehow i have become the kato kaelin of this trial
Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. Now, if you dont mind, lets get to the news. Trump 2020 Campaign Lawyer jenna ellis pleaded guilty today to a criminal charge in the Georgia Election interference case, making her former President Trumps fourth codefendant of the trial to plead guilty so i guess in the end, he did teach them all the art of the deal [ cheers and applause thats right, jenna ellis pleaded guilty to a criminal charge in the Georgia Election case, making her trumps fourth codefendant of the trial to plead guilty you might remember ellis as the leastweird lawyer from this press conference [ laughter ] shes the one sticking out like a normal thumb [ laughter ] she looks like marilyn from the munsters [ laughter ] for the kids, got to put one of those [ light laughter ] its 2023 [ laughter ] Michael Cohen is set to testify today in a manhattan courtroom against former President Trump in his civil fraud trial its a big deal, even t
[ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers [ cheers and applause seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well tonight. And now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news President Biden and first lady dr. Jill biden were photographed yesterday walking on the beach and when there were one set of footprints, thats when jill carried him. [ laughter ] thats right President Biden and first lady dr. Jill biden were photographed walking on the beach while Kevin Mccarthy was spotted walking into the ocean [ laughter ] President Biden and his israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu reportedly spoke last night on the phone. Well, if anything can delay an Israeli Ground invasion, its one of bidens stories [ laughter ] let me tell you about my track and field days they called me they called me the scranton flyer. [ laughter ] following reports that he repeatedly shared Sensitive Information with australian billionaire anthony pruitt, former President Trump