Jerry Zezima: The winner by a nose
Jerry Zezima
Of all the famous bridges in America the Brooklyn, the Golden Gate and, of course, Beau and Jeff Bridges the most impressive is the Zezima Bridge, which spans a great natural landmark: my nose.
So prominent is my proboscis that I could have set up a toll on the bridge using SneezyPass and made money to pay for a recent procedure that was performed not by a road crew but by Dr. Gregory Diehl, a sensational plastic surgeon with a practice in Port Jefferson Station, New York.
I first saw Diehl a few years ago, shortly after my dermatologist told me I had a basal cell carcinoma, a common type of skin cancer that another doctor removed via Mohs surgery, which did not, fortunately, involve Larry and Curly.