Sorry, coach. Were so bummed we cant learn how to bump, set and spike [ laughter ] the only thing we spike is heroin, coach [ laughter ] im sorry i yelled at you, coach. Basically, what we know about iowa is that Bernie Sanders won the popular vote Pete Buttigieg slightly edged him out in the delegates, thanks to obscure rules and Elizabeth Warren came in third. And the Iowa Democratic party is having trouble keeping things together in some cases, together literally. The chair of the iowa party held a press conference on monday to update the media on the results and this happened. The seats are assigned not only by the precinct chair and the precinct secretary [ crash [ laughter ] uh seth oh man, did you did you use an app for your podium, as well . [ laughter ] was the app called metaphor . [ laughter and applause and you can tell [ cheers and applause you can tell that we have moved on from iowa to New Hampshire, because it seemed like virtually every candidate showed up to greet the
so, it s really like third and pete buttigieg was second, but who saw that coming? so it s more like first. and amy klobuchar was third, which is really surprising so, it s also like first and joe biden came in fifth but was expected to do better. so, it s more like eighth. so, i guess the real winner is andrew yang, because he dropped out and doesn t have to deal with this anymore. so - [ laughter ] congratulations, andrew yang, on winning new hampshire [ cheers and applause following last night s new hampshire primary, entrepreneur andrew yang announced he is dropping out of the presidential race. so, now the only way to get $1,000 from a democratic candidate is to go through bloomberg s couch cushions [ laughter ] former new york mayor mike bloomberg picked up two endorsements today from members of the congressional black caucus it s the first thing he s ever gotten from a black person without having them frisked. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] i m okay with it [ laughter