Sorry, coach. Were so bummed we cant learn how to bump, set and spike [ laughter ] the only thing we spike is heroin, coach [ laughter ] im sorry i yelled at you, coach. Basically, what we know about iowa is that Bernie Sanders won the popular vote Pete Buttigieg slightly edged him out in the delegates, thanks to obscure rules and Elizabeth Warren came in third. And the Iowa Democratic party is having trouble keeping things together in some cases, together literally. The chair of the iowa party held a press conference on monday to update the media on the results and this happened. The seats are assigned not only by the precinct chair and the precinct secretary [ crash [ laughter ] uh seth oh man, did you did you use an app for your podium, as well . [ laughter ] was the app called metaphor . [ laughter and applause and you can tell [ cheers and applause you can tell that we have moved on from iowa to New Hampshire, because it seemed like virtually every candidate showed up to greet their supporters with the local delicacy, boxes of Dunkin Donuts and that includes senator Amy Klobuchar who repeatedly bragged about how many dunkin locations shed been to. What are you going to do to solidify your place in the top three . Well, joy, were doing it right now. I go everywhere. Ive been in Dunkin Donuts. Ive gone to Dunkin Donuts. And it feels like, for me, that its a fresh start here. I got to go to every dunkin donut i could find [ laughter ] seth and thats no small feat im from New Hampshire and as i recall, every third building is legally required to contain a Dunkin Donuts [ laughter ] although, i have to say, when your big highlight about visiting New Hampshire is that you got to go to every dunkin donut, you definitely sound like an outoftowner thats like going to new york and saying, we really got to experience the culture we went to all of the duane reades. [ laughter ] but hey [ applause ] the strategy clearly worked for klobuchar, because she finished in a strong third, with 20 of the vote and while andrew yang dropping out means the remaining democratic field is allwhite, its Pretty Amazing that the top three finishers in New Hampshire were a Jewish Democratic socialist, a gay veteran and a woman from minnesota, whose next coffee is probably free. [ laughter ] but the big takeaway [ applause ] the big takeaway, of course, was that Bernie Sanders is now the clear frontrunner for the democratic nomination with his win in New Hampshire and his current lead in Many National polls and you can tell that he senses his place as a frontrunner, because in New Hampshire, he started aiming his fire squarely at donald trump. We are going to defeat the most dangerous president in the modern history of america, donald trump the american people, no matter what their political views may be, are sick and tired of a president who is a pathological liar [ cheers and applause who is running a corrupt administration [ cheers and applause who is a bully and a vindictive person [ cheers and applause who is a racist. [ cheers and applause a sexist [ cheers and applause a xenophobe, a homophobe and a religious bigot. [ cheers and applause and those are his nice qualities. [ laughter ] seth damn i mean i got to say [ cheers and applause i was always a fan of gruff bernie, but i like insult comic bernie even more [ laughter ] you can catch that and more on his new netflix special, ya burnt. [ laughter and applause and trumps actions this week have shown that the stakes of the democratic race could not be higher now that republicans, with the exception of mitt romney, have acquitted trump in the impeachment trial, the 2020 election is really the last chance we have to stop our system from fully sliding into a corrupt banana republic. Republicans have given trump the green light to subvert our democracy and the rule of law without consequences and now, hes pushing full steam ahead. Hes literally bullying the Justice Department via tweet to dole out lenient sentences to the cronies who committed crimes on his behalf. Every time i think trump has done the worst thing he could possibly do, he finds a way to oneup himself hes like the exact opposite of simone biles like, every time you think she cant stun you with a new routine, she posts a video of herself doing Something Like this yeah. Seth i mean, its fun to imagine trump attempting even one part of that routine i [ laughter ] you know, i imagine it would look like this witch hunt. [ explosion [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause seth we had like 15 people working all day on that. [ laughter ] 100 first time ive seen it [ laughter ] republican senators tried to tell us that impeachment would be a teachable moment for trump but trump made it clear, that wasnt the case. He was basically an inmate at a parole hearing and when they asked him, so, what are your plans when you get out . He said, uh, id like to kill again. [ light laughter ] last night, we saw how little trump has changed with the case of one of his longtime confidants and convicted criminal, roger stone seen here in his very real outfit from the inauguration i mean, look at him. Is he attending the inauguration or mr. Peanuts funeral . [ laughter ] he is dressed like Punxsutawney Phils coke dealer good news, phil baby. Six more weeks of winter, and its the good snow, baby. [ laughter and applause stone [ applause ] stone was convicted of lying to congress and witness tampering, both actions intended to help trump during Robert Muellers russia investigation you might remember that stone even tried to intimidate one witness by threatening to steal that witness therapy dog. Stone wrote in an email, you are a rat, a stoolie, you backstabbed your friends, run your mouth my lawyers are dying to rip you to shreds. Stone also said, he would take that dog away from you. Thats right, he threatened to take someones therapy dog Even Spirit Airlines doesnt do that [ laughter ] and they dont even have cushions [ light laughter ] so, on monday, prosecutors recommended up to nine years in jail for stone and then, in the middle of the night, trump lashed out at that sentence on twitter, writing, this is a horrible and very unfair situation the real crimes were on the other side if nothing happens to them, cannot allow this miscarriage of justice. He lied to congress, tampered with witnesses and threatened to steal someones dog. Dog napping alone should get you jail time, and you should have to serve those years in a dog pound. [ laughter ] and then out of nowhere, in a shocking move, the Justice Department, led by trumps coconspirator and attorney general bill barr, announced on tuesday, they were changing the sentencing recommendation after trumps tweet prompting all four prosecutors working on the case to withdraw in protest barr is turning the Justice Department into a political weapon for trump and when trump was asked about the move yesterday, he insisted both that he hadnt directed the Justice Department to go easy on stone and also, that he had the absolute right to do it if he had wanted to. We see from your tweets today that you were upset about the roger stone sentencing yeah. I thought it was ridiculous that did you ask that of that no, i didnt speak to the Justice Department id be able to do it if i wanted i have the absolute right to do it i stay out of things to a degree that people wouldnt believe seth no. We wouldnt. [ laughter ] we wouldnt believe it you dont stay out of anything you couldnt even stay out of Robert Pattinsons and Kristen Stewarts relationship [ laughter ] youre like the guy at a party who walks up to a couple that are clearly fighting and says, so, who cheated on who . [ laughter ] karen, i didnt know you had it in you. [ laughter ] also, this is not the first time trump has insisted he has the absolute right to direct the Justice Department to do his political bidding or the absolute right to do a bunch of other obviously unconstitutional stuff. He tweeted, as the president of the united states, i have an absolute right, perhaps even a duty, to investigate or have investigated corruption. And that would include asking or suggesting other countries to help us out. Quote, i never offered pardons to Homeland Security officials. Never ordered anyone to close the southern border. Although i have the absolute right to do so. The president tweeting that sharing intelligence with russia is something he has the absolute right to do. He told the New York Times tonight, i have the absolute right to do what i want to do with the Justice Department. Seth no, you dont you dont have the absolute right to do any of that stuff. Also, anytime you use the phrase, i have the absolute right, youre not the good guy in that situation. Trump sounds like an angry customer yelling at a dunkins, because they wouldnt let him use the bathroom i have the absolute right to use the bathroom. Youve got to buy something or get out. Besides, Amy Klobuchar is still in there canvassing for votes. [ laughter ] somebodys in here. Somebody undecided . [ laughter ] so, in the last 24 hours, weve learned that Bernie Sanders is now the frontrunner for the democratic nomination, promising to fundamentally transform the corrupt system that created trump and from which trump benefits meanwhile, trump is stoking a constitutional crisis at the Justice Department by interfering in criminal cases, protecting his cronies, retaliating against his enemies, using the government as a political weapon, talking like a thug and a dictator and those are his nice qualities. [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with edie falco, everybody. Announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. At jimmy johns, we know how much you care about freshness, quality and value. We want your sandwiches to arrive freaky fast®, so theyre freaky fresh®. Thats why we only deliver within 5 minutes of our stores and not. And not farther. Hes new. 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Go finding. dad vo i saw them out of the corner of my eye. Just a blur when they jumped the median. There was nothing i could do. daughter daddy dad vo shes safe because of our first outback. And our new ones even safer. Thats why well always drive a subaru. avo welcome to the allnew 2020 subaru outback. The safest outback ever. Go where love takes you. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back everybody. Give it up for the 8g band right over there [ cheers and applause joining us once again is the drummer for Country Music legend, shania twain, whose lets go residency in Los Angeles Las vegas, excuse me, has dates scheduled throughout the year. For more information be sure to follow their instagram elijahwoodmusic elijah wood is here everybody. Thank you so much for being here [ cheers and applause thank you seth our first guest tonight is an emmy and golden globe awardwinning actress who you know from the sopranos and nurse jackie. She currently stars as the lapd chief of police in tommy, which airs thursday nights on cbs. Lets take a look. I am from new york, where i served in the Police Department like my father before me but being a cop today is not the same as it was when my dad did it times are changing, and we have to change with them. [ applause ] you cut the passage about neighborhood policing. Good job, boss. You did okay up there. You made us proud. I mean, sure. You were great did you not like the passage about neighborhood policing . Channel 15 wants an interview. Whatd you think of the speech, blake . Uh, it was good okay, im drowning in praise here seth please welcome back to the show, edie falco, everyone [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. Why thank you seth you, being a new yorker, weve been very lucky to have you on the show over the years, quite a few times. And the first year you were on the show, your kids were five and nine so that theyre teenagers. Wow so that was ten years ago. Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh was maybe i got it wrong then. Five and nine seth yeah. Oh, then that cant be. No, no seth yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that was i did a math. Seth okay, good. Phew, cause i was like i have not been doing this show that long [ laughter ] i was like, oh my god. You know, i thought it was you. Seth you must have been with jimmy fallon at the time how dare you im so sorry. Seth how are the teenage years treating you you know, exactly as they should seth yeah. You know, i guess it means i did a good job but its awful. You know theyre just [ laughter ] seth theyre their own people theyre not nice. Seth no, theyre just not. Theyre just not nice anymore and i have to people say, they come back. You know, im like, at this point they can stay away [ laughter ] seth do you remember, like what was the age that they both left you cause you have one boy and one girl yes . One boy my boy is 15 and he left me a year ago. Seth okay. Gotcha it, like, happened at 14. Seth gotcha. He had this huge growth spurt and then he stopped talking. Seth alright i dont know how that worked. Seth and then the daughter, she left even sooner than. Shes been in prepuberty since around 3yearsold i guess. Seth okay, gotcha. [ laughter ] so, shes going to be 12 in gosh gosh almighty, very soon. I got to get her a present seth yeah. Yeah. Seth or not, based on her behavior [ laughter ] maybe no, i keep getting them presents thats the problem seth thats the problem. Yeah. Seth you your daughter and you watch a show together, which is very nice, a show that i did not even know existed. Yeah. Seth will you please explain the show im talking of . Well, the weirdest thing is my therapist told me about it. Seth really . Yeah, its called dr. Pimple popper. Anybody . [ cheers and applause it defies explanation. There are the people who can watch it and the people that absolutely cannot. Seth yeah, i barely could have it described to me. But it is [ laughter ] i mean, it is what the title says it is they tell me yeah, theres no subtext there seth yeah. But it is a little bit like a car accident you really you cant turn away, in some weird way. Seth yeah. And i dont understand it seth you know, its interesting. Was there subtext in your therapist telling you to watch it like, that just how cathartic it is to watch a pimple i dont know. It was like 45 minutes of my 48minute session that im owed money for, i think [ laughter ] seth exactly well, she had found it on youtube. It wasnt quite a show yet seth okay, gotcha. Yeah, yeah and theres something about this woman not being horrified by these horrifying things seth yeah. And there you go and then you just watch it together and thats a tv show. Seth there you go. Thats a tv show there you go. Seth another you know, obviously, im very lucky. I get to see people all the time, like you, that i was first introduced to on television. And its very exciting but your the big celebrities for you are cnn anchors. Yes seth thats who, if you saw in the street, that would make you just drop your jaw its like yeah i dont know what thats about i mean, i watch them every day seth yeah. Im aware of their clothing like, thats a good color for her. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Theyre very, very, very smart. Seth yeah. They have to know all kinds of stuff they can theres very little that you can catch them on seth i do enjoy because, you know, even when were working, we have it on in the background so, its thats how i know an hour has passed. Yeah. Seth you know . When a different ones on. Thats right. Seth im like, oh, its 3 00. Poppy harlows on it must be 3 00. Seth yeah, exactly oh, i stayed late. [ laughter ] this is you have pulled off i dont think people quite appreciate the coup that youve pulled off with this show, tommy. Because it is about an l. A. Police chief. And yet, it is filmed in new york city. Yeah. Seth which is insane yeah. Seth because usually like, sometimes they will shoot vancouver and try to make that look like new york, because its cheaper in vancouver nothing is more expensive than new york city. And yet, here they are pretending to make it look like los angeles. [ laughter ] you know, i think for it to be a coup, i had to have some sort of volition, i think. Right . Seth yeah. Thats true. Yeah cause i didnt with this. I read it. And i thought, this is so good but its in l. A. Oh, well seth yeah. And that was the end of it. And then my agent came back and said, well, what if they shot it in new york . I thought he was, like, making a joke seth yeah. [ light laughter ] but apparently, he wasnt seth yeah. You know, we have our palm trees, and we stick them in front of each location seth and it works. [ laughter ] are there ever i mean, weve only had one episode air so far we havent had a ton of comments seth thats true like, thats not l. A. Well see. Well see how it goes. Seth yeah. What about have there been moments where the i mean, obviously, there are different weather patterns indeed. Seth yeah. Well, on my phone, i have us shooting exterior scenes in a squall do you remember that night where there was those crazy snowstorms seth yeah. I dont know, in november or something . Yeah, that was insane. It was really insane the poor guys would come out, like, and wipe all the cars down roll camera, roll camera [ laughter ] anyway i dont know if this thing if it has legs. Seth well see well see. Well see we shall see seth you how do you you have been you appeared in shows with police before youve never played. I believe this is the first time youve played a Police Officer yes, it is, i guess i played an emt and a prison warden i dont know seth yeah, of course i mean, theyre all they all carry things to hit people with i dont know [ laughter ] seth do you think you, in general, would have made a good Police Officer is that something i do. I do, actually its an interesting question im bossy. Seth yeah. Im typea. I like to tell people what to do [ light laughter ] seth that all sounds pretty much like the job description. I know, thats it pretty much, yeah. Seth what about the uniform . Do you enjoy that as a hideous seth yeah. I got to say, i mean, i like the authenticity piece but the uniforms are made out of some plastic amalgamation, something. Seth yeah. Horrible. Theyre so uncomfortable i mean, i have a whole new thats what it takes for me to have a, you know, a respect for the cops that theyre able to wear these things all day. Theyre just horrible. [ laughter ] horrible seth you i mean, a very unique costume, over years, you did was carmela soprano. Did you find, over time, that you enjoyed that style did you go, i like carmelas style . Or were you no. Seth very happy to say goodbye to it. Never happened. Seth yeah. Not once. Seth yeah. Even at the end of all of the years of shooting, theyll often say, take a look at your wardrobe do you want to take any of it home . I was like, no. [ laughter ] seth that is a clean break this is good. I need to really separate. Seth thank you so much for being here it is always such a delight to have you on the show a pleasure, pleasure. [ cheers and applause seth edie falco, tommy airs on thursday nights at 10 00 p. M. , on cbs well be right back with adam pally [ cheers and applause we are tmobile the first to go unlimited. First with no annual service contracts. First with taxes and fees included. Now tmobile has the first and only nationwide 5g network. Reaching over 5,000 cities and towns and over 200 million americans. And tmobile is not charging extra for 5g access. Because this isnt our network. Its yours. Start maxximizing today in store and online. Or the local team to the season opener, well always go the extra mile to make your journey special. Hertz. 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Ready, set steady, bet [ cheers and applause seth our next guest is a very funny comedian and actor you know from shows like the the Mindy Project and happy endings. He start stars in the new series, indebted which airs thursdays at 9 30 here on nbc. Lets take a look. We brought you your favorite bottle of wine aww oh, no. Who died is it a cousin i know or i dont know [ laughter ] dont know. It was your cousin avi, but thats not the news. [ laughter ] were deadbroke. [ light laughter ] oh, shes exaggerating. But, yes, we are drowning in debt [ laughter ] what . How is that possible i mean, i had kris kross and david cross at my bar mitzvah. Seth please welcome back to the show, adam pally, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. Thank you seth so this is this is a new show its a new show, yeah seth and that basically lays out the premise of the show right there. Yes, right there. My parents were baby boomers and funloving, are fiscally irresponsible and have to move into my house. [ laughter ] seth and its the great Fran Drescher that plays your mother the great Fran Drescher seth she was here a couple weeks ago and i i know. I got a text message that was sent into the subject matter of an email. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] she i did i mean, i love her. And then meeting her was like, sort of goosebumpy yeah, its totally seth were you a fan of her oh, i mean, yes i i you know, im a jewish kid from manhattan so, you know, the nanny having the nanny play my mom, its its like being jewish royalty [ laughter ] in a lot of ways like, my kids hebrew school, they just call me and theyre like, dont worry about tickets for the high holidays. [ laughter ] the nannys your mom we got you. Seth that open doors like that for you totally the other day, i didnt even know i did this, but just from sitting on the couch, i got three separate cousins, three separate internships at conde nast seth oh, my god. [ laughter ] wow, just from just from Fran Drescher playing my mom, yeah seth wow yeah. Seth you have three children i have three children seth and you have you raise them for a bit in l. A. Yes seth and now, youre raising them in new york yes seth how whats the difference like for you . You have kids in new york i feel like now, i have to do things to like guard them from the elements, prepare them, you know, that its gonna be cold outside. And they dont want to even deal with that. Seth yeah. Because they have lived in l. A and so, in l. A. Itd be like, its a little cold outside. Might want to wear a jacket. Theyd be like, no. Id be like, all right. I dont care. [ laughter ] now im like, its cold outside. You want to put on a jacket . And theyre like, no. And im like, all right suit yourself. And then as soon as we get outside, theyre like, its freezing why would you do this to me . [ laughter ] im like, all right ill go get you a jacket. And i go get the jacket, and i come back. Im like, you want the jacket . Theyre like, no [ laughter ] what am i doing . But theres a lot more of that seth yeah, it seems like a part of it thats worse. And then they get bossy cause they are new yorkers yeah. Well, yes. Now they tell everybody like my son loves to go, you know the water here amazing. And im like [ laughter ] he loves that bit of information. And he loves to tell people that the reason the pizza and the bagels are good is because of the water. [ laughter ] seth we so, this is something just had a fiveyear anniversary. And your cohost for this great moment in Television History was ben schwartz, who was here last week yes seth you were a onenight host of the late late show yes seth in the period between Craig Ferguson doing the show and james corden taking the show over which was a very dark period in all of our lives. [ laughter ] seth it was a very short reversely seth and different guest host on different days yes sometimes it was it was like once john mayer and once Whitney Cummings and a bunch of very, very established people. Regis philbin. And the last night, i did it seth yeah. [ laughter ] and it was it kind of it went horribly. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] but its fascinating television. I would argue it did not go horribly i would argue that, too seth yeah. Everyone else argues against me [ light laughter ] seth lets show a little bit of just you introducing it and then a well talk about it oh, god as far as late late show guest hosts are concerned, im an odd choice. Not a great fit. Ive never been on cbs before. I dont even really watch cbs. [ laughter ] but i have two living jewish grandmothers and a fatherinlaw all over 60. So, someone related to me is always watching this network [ laughter ] cbs could not give a fart about what im doing seth so, that was basically and is it true [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] you mentioned whitney and regis who hosted the same week as you. Yes yes. Seth is it true that you flew out on the same flight out to new york . Yeah, we yeah, we a[ laughter ] showed up to the airport on monday cause they wanted us all to be in new york for the week and i realized something was different right away when they were, like, calling, like, the aisles of where youre sitting on the plane and the three of us were in like, a discussion, and then the two of them got up and went when they said Business Class [ laughter ] and i was, oh oh, right. Sit right here. And then i had to walk by them on the airplane, all the way back, after three minutes previous telling them that i had the same job as them that they were doing seth sure, yeah. It was really bad, but on my way back, regis did yell out, go get em. [ laughter ] which was nice, knowing that i was he meant, go get em, like to row 30 [ laughter ] seth you also, on top of Everything Else the god seth there was a snowstorm that day yes there was a blizzard seth so, you didnt have guests i didnt have guests. [ laughter ] i by the way, i just saw this on the monitor im wearing the same thing that edie falco was wearing [ laughter and applause seth its really now that you mention it its the same exact thing seth its really close [ laughter ] bizarre seth and you know what like, i feel like for certain people in show business, you worry about that like i hope i dont i didnt think about it once today. Seth of course not [ laughter ] it was like, i guarantee i wont be wearing the same thing as carmela soprano turns out i was deadwrong also, im giving off a very strong vibe that i am one of the directors of uncut gems that ate the other one. [ laughter ] seth thats a very thats a very good safdie joke. Its a solid safdie joke. You dont have to get it [ laughter ] its for me and the jews that run hollywood. [ laughter ] seth its time they get something nice no, i seth something for them. If something its so hard for a jew to break into hollywood. [ laughter ] its just not our you know. Seth you you broke into something that you would also think, like, this maybe not be the way your career was heading. You were in the mandalorian. Yes, i was in the mandalorian. Seth you and jason sudeikis. Me and suds, yeah [ laughter ] seth played played storm troopers we played stormtroopers, bike scouts officially. I dont want to upset a billion dorks online [ laughter ] bike scouts. Want to make sure i get my spot at the convention. [ light laughter ] uh yeah, another odd choice, but seth but you actually wore the suit we wore the suits it was it was awesome i mean, to get to do that was so cool and we like, you know, we had bikes that were like on hydraulics and i got to punch baby yoda seth you did [ light laughter ] i feel like people might think thats a joke. But in this scene, you really did punch baby yoda. Yes, and i cant stress this enough the scene called for it. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] i didnt it wasnt, like i did it willynilly seth yeah. It was in the script it was in the script. Seth yeah, yeah. But the first time i did it, i hit it like too hard [ light laughter ] because i dont know. I was excited. [ laughter ] so, i clocked it [ laughter ] and, like, 30 people popped up, like moles in that game that you hit. Seth yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] and everyone was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa [ laughter ] whoa, whoa and then like, jon favreau came down and like put me in his like little, like nook of his favreau. And he went [ laughter ] hes like, that thing is very expensive. [ laughter ] you dont want to do that. Hes like, i cant stress this enough this is the movies. I was like, got it. I got it. [ laughter ] and i went back. And everybodys really awkward because i had, like, potentially ruined a billiondollar franchise. Seth yeah. So like, no one was saying anything and so, like, before i got on my, like, hover bike, i went, i just want everyone to know that baby yoda did Say Something antisemitic to me. [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause and like, i thought that would like clear the air but instead, it had that vibe from like when a mechanic is working on your car and youre like, hey, how long and they go, like [ laughter ] they just stare at you so i was like, cool, no problem. 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[ cheers and applause seth our next guests are awardwinning television hosts, and chef Andrew Zimmern and michelin rated chef and humanitarian jose andres they can both be seen in the premiere episode of whats eating america hosted by zimmern, which airs sunday at 9 00 p. M. On msnbc lets take a look. Mohammed. Wheres my buddy there you go good luck with everything. All right, thank you. Because i think people forget that immigrants are the ones that dont give excuses. Theyre actually blessed with opportunity to belong to a new place. They dont want to take anything from anybody they only want to be part of it. I asked him what was his secret and you know what he said . I worked hard. Seth please welcome to the show, Andrew Zimmern and chef jose andres. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause seth welcome so happy to have you here. This is your first time here fist time here. Seth jose, youve been here before we had some mezcal last time youre here. [ laughter ] we did have mezcal. We supported local economies [ laughter ] seth yeah, thats right. Thats right we were supporting local businesses farmers you were supporting farmers. Avocado, guacamole. Seth yeah. We had guacamole. Seth we did have guacamole yeah, dont worry seth its all coming back to you. Oh yeah, guacamole was good seth it was great. This show [ laughter ] the thesis behind this show is that theres more that unites us than divides us. Yes seth and you sort of use food as the what as something that connects us well, theres no more important time in the history of this country than we need to take a look at the issues of the day. Sadly, a lot of those issues are conceived of is being polarizing we have much more in common than what divides us. And to tell those stories through the lens of food is the most, i think, accurate way to do that, and a way that people havent seen before. So, whether its immigration, our episode, addiction, health and wellness, voter rights, climate crisis, this was the time and this was the network. And im just thrilled that the series starts this sunday. Seth and this is an episode about immigration. And one of the core points of this episode is that all of our food, not just the international cuisine, but the people who make it and how they make it, are its sort of supported by immigrants can i tell something about the show please, yeah. So imagine for a second were able to run the restaurant inside congress. Yes, we do that. Why . Because in america, you can do anything you want. [ laughter ] watch your president , people seth yes so we rented seth you rented out the congressional cafeteria. The restaurant seth okay, yeah. And we invited congressmen, senators, republicans, and democrats. Many of other people and we were able to fit everybody inside and we went into the kitchen and we saw everything that was happening in that kitchen, every vegetable, every fish. And we filmed the boxes of vegetables and we were able to follow those vegetables all the way to the place they come from and guess what we found, people . That actually undocumented immigrants are the ones that are feeding our senators and congressman seth yeah. And this is a big lie [ cheers and applause seth yeah. In fact in fact, every single plate of food in america, every ingredient is touched by the hand of either an undocumented, documented or migrant visad worker. And we followed food from crab in maryland, to items on the menu at the trump grill, to the gardens, the giant farms in the salad bowl of americans in Salinas Valley in california and then use that as storytelling tool to fill out the rest of the episode. Telling real stories of real human beings seth did you know right away you wanted jose for this episode . Ive been trying for three of four years yeah. [ laughter ] i mean, he let me tell you, people he needed a translator seth are you okay if jose answers . No, he he needed a translator. [ laughter ] i was his official translator, because his english is kind of soso. [ laughter ] and i was going through the entire show translating to the people what he was asking. Seth yeah. Theres a lot of truth theres a lot of truth to that seth yeah. Youre very hard to follow yes seth whereas, jose, im with every step of the way. Its every word [ laughter ] the thing is, is that, you know, in friends, weve been real life for many, many years and weve been look for a project to kind of work on together and when this started to come alive, you know, i got at our Production Company in minnesota, intuitive content. Everyone is jumping up and down, like, immigration, jose, you, msnbc, got to do it. And then the network was kind enough to give us a twohour platform to do this so its a really special episode i think, around an issue, if you had to pick one, is the the single great issue of our time this is something that has been, you know, unsolved by lots of different administrations. You know, both democrat and republican and as my buddy says all the time, immigration is not a problem for america to solve. Its a opportunity for america to seize. Seth there we go [ cheers and applause well, im so happy youre doing this show. Im so happy you have jose with you on the First Episode thank you both for being here. Thank you for having us seth Andrew Zimmern, chef jose andres, everybody whats eating america premieres this sunday at 9 00 p. M. On msnbc well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause great bag. Twins my bosss boss, has the same taste in bags. I got this italian leather beauty for way less at t. J. Maxx which is good business. I should tell her [ cheers and applause seth my thanks to edie falco, adam pally, Andrew Zimmern and chef jose andres. Elijah wood, and of course, the 8g band. Stay tuned for lilly singh. Well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause lilly tonight, on a little late with lilly singh, im gonna talk about commercials you cant get through an article, or a tv show or a movie without seeing a barely hidden ad its so weird, but not as weird as not using sparkrock tires on you car. [ laughter ] then im gonna try to guess the names of products and celebrities in wrong answers only oh, oh, oh ed sheeran [ laughter ] ill sit down with one of my favorite people onarth, the hilarious, one of a kind awkwafina. We both chose names that are definitely copyrighted yeah, i will not sell water lilly yeah [ laughter ] were gonna go through our phones and see if we can get anyone we know to answer okay, im not im not mad im just disappointed. All right ill do your show. Lilly okay [ laughter ] hi constance, hi. Hi, congrats. Thank you thank you. I just crapped my pants on the red carpet lilly should we do shots in preparation for our game of shot collar . No, i dont think thats a good idea, lilly [ laughter ] lilly wait, did you say no no. Lilly oh but thats fine no, thats okay. Lilly okay, well be back in one minute [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause daniel ladies and gentlemen, please make some noise for you host tonight, lilly singh. [ cheers and applause lilly how are you . How are you . Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you have a seat. Have a seat. Sit down sit down welcome to a little late with lilly singh. Are you happy to be here because im happy. [ cheers and applause im happy youre here. Now lets talk about the reason this show exists no, not the fans, but yo, team super, i do love you all i do love you. [ cheers and applause but im talking about something else, the advertisers. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause advertising is everywhere these days i mean, you cant get through an article or tv show or movie without seeing a barely hidden ad its so weird, but not as weird as not using sparkrock tires on you car. [ laughter ] sparkrock, all the other Tire Companies are for suckers. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seriously, Advertising Strategies are really interesting to me. Like, did you know that geico is one of the only brands that has multiple competing mascots all airing at the same time . [ light laughter ] theres the gecko, the caveman, the camel. Theyre basically the real housewives of Car Insurance [ laughter and applause and honestly, if im just being real, im just jealous of advertising agencies i mean, i have to fill half an hour every night with new creative content, but theyre just like, i dont know maybe some frogs could just say budweiser. [ laughter ] all right, that will be 20 million please. What [ laughter ] and sure, occasionally, theyre creative or funny, but usually theyre so cringe i feel worse than the woman in that peloton commercial [ laughter ] yall remember the one, where an incredibly fit woman got an exercise bike as a gift from her husband . [ laughter ] thats not a commercial for peloton. Its an ad for divorce [ lau0ghter and applause ] more brands need to really think through their creative you feel me . Because they are way too many advertising fails. Like, the placement of this underwear ad [ audience oohs [ laughter ] bad underwear ad, but a great laxative ad. [ laughter ] or this insulting Health Care Ad on an elevator [ audience oohs hey, ad team today is the day yall effed up. [ laughter and applause not to mention the infamous Kendall Jenner pepsi commercial. [ audience oohs i mean, kendall still gets flack for it no one in her family had blown something that big since ray j [ audience oohs [ laughter ] [ screaming [ applause ] hey yo, advertising isnt just tv ads anymore theres so many new ways to reach people now some Companies Still do giant movielike commercials with explosions and george clooney, and others just pay an Instagram Model a Million Dollars to say, i mean, this skin care system, like i dont hate it. [ laughter ] speaking of skin care, i use viano hand cream to lessen skin irritation and keep my hands silky soft viano hand cream, creep your partner out by feeling like a baby [ laughter and applause and online theres targeted advertising, which is where youll see ads based on the stuff youve searched for in the past its genius. Like, im a vegetarian, so ill get a lot of targeted ads for avocado toast. [ laughter ] and im a millennial, so ill get a lot of targeted ads for avocado toast. [ laughter ] and some of the targeted advertising knows way too much about you. Youll tell a friend how much you want a pair of boots, and then youll see an ad for those boots, which means number one, our phones are listening to us [ laughter ] and number two, theyre better boyfriends than most guys. [ cheers and applause what irritates me more than my phone listening to me is when it doesnt understand what im saying [ light laughter ] i cant tell you how many times my phone hears me mention that im a talk show host, and serves me ads for a shirt that says,
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