what it is america, welcome to new year s with tyrus. happy new year s eve we almost made it. we did it. woo. man. it fell like it was 2023 for another year. with inflation, corruption, de funding. my truce, first word oh oppression and white house with a moral compass of a creepy man living in a van down tdown the. river. why the big smile. kennedy will make drinks and solving world problem here s with us. 2024, is right around the corner, new year, new outlook, new opportunities, already looking better. get this. influencers are leaving the country. new american dream is to leave. sold my house in houston, texas to move to bali. bond voyage. less social security should be everyone s new year s resolution. what about 2024. you don t have to be blind but it helps if you are famous blind mystic, who had 7 predications for 2024. including foinclude putin s assassination, a cure for cancers, natural disasters and cyberattacks and more, babas had been dead since 199
3, 2, 1. [cheers and applause] baby, i can t wait to get this thing started rachel: happy new year, everybody, it s 6:00 and it s 2024. there you go. rachel: still partying with all those people out there. joey: did you even sleep last night? were you up all tight? griff: happy new year. i have a confession to make. i don t like new year s resolution. rachel: you aren t like will and do like 20. joey: will does enough for all of us. griff: percentage break down of what i accomplished. i admire will s list. i have one this year and it may be the secret to life. joey: oh, no. griff: that is go bed early. that you will past week joey and i were on the couch. forced me to go to bed at 8:00 every night. i deal like a million bucks. my wife says you look great. i go to bed at 8:00. i feel like i m joining the senior club my new year s resolution is go to bed early. rachel: senior club. it s just the morning show, people. [laughter] griff: i didn t even
brand got canned. get ready for most embarrassing short lived tragic. high-tech, devastating canceled stories of the year, 2023. blee go bleac [bleep] yourself is that clear? it is was peak taylor, can we have any more. i don t listen to her music but i respect her success, my stan up tour in 2024 is called taylor swift live. when swift ayoung northbounded her eras tour, it was to be big. 14 million taylor swift fans go on and to ticketmaster to buy tickets and they crash the site, you can t get a ticket. bad blood continues over the taylor swift ticket master chaos. they filed lawsuit against ticketmaster and senate got involved. if you care about the consumer, cap the price. the 4 started in march. she puts on the show of her lifetime. 3 1/2 hours nonstop. everyone knows every word over song. eras tour to be biggest concert tour, beating out elton john s farewell tour. that went on for the second half of his life. it is raining cash for ameri