end, when the movie s over, what s left to do? oh yes, wrap things up. i think we ve learned something here today in chiang mai. i can t summon exactly what that might be right now. you know i was thinking about this whole mohammad said, you know, don t tell me what a man knows or what he says. tell me where he s traveled. you learn stuff. maybe it s to remember to bring something to remove makeup before hitting the cabarets. andy: like the first time that i spent a long period of time in thailand, that sort of brightness, the spiciness, the simple elements making kind of this bright explosion of flavors i got back home, i immediately wished i could be back in thailand. anthony: or maybe you just say screw it and have a good time. it s quite a beautiful piece. thank you so much.
it all comes back to me as the world shifts and tilts. oh yeah. and though i ve been looking out a whole lot of hotel windows these days, struggling to figure out where i am, being here, throwing back shots of rice whiskey with these guys, i know i m back in thailand. [ laughter ] not just thailand, but northern thailand. once known as kingdom of a million rice fields, it s a fertile, green and gorgeous area, home of the ancient lanna people. welcome to chiang mai province. tucked up near the borders of burma, china, laos, india not too far away. all of them have left their mark on the food.
whole family in nan province, all seven of them died. anthony: oh that s really you know, you probably should have told me that during the appetizer course, okay? honestly, best meal i ve ever had in thailand. ever. andy: i m super happy to hear that. anthony: i d eat it out of chris christie s jock strap on a hot summer day. this is cnn. andy: oh, god. directv gives you more for your thing. if you ve been waiting for a sign to quit cable, then here s some signs. quit cable it came from the toaster. quit cable uh. quit cable now you can quit cable. switch to directv for $35 per month. rated #1 in customer satisfaction over cable. more for you quitting cable thing. that s our thing.
i mean, i knew right then i mean, i m not joking. it wasn t the girls. it wasn t the beaches. the noodles, the greasy bottle of fish sauce, and the smell. it s this terrible moment where you realize, i can t share this. that s it. andy: in about five seconds we re gonna go past a woman who has a cowboy hat on. anthony: the lady with the hat stands out among the dozens of street vendors across from the old city s north gate. andy: the best khao kha moo, or stewed pork leg, in the city, potentially none finer in thailand. anthony: yeah, are we goin are we doin that still? andy: well anthony: for years, she s been serving this khao kha moo, slowly stewed pork. andy: she cooks it in a master sauce. you know, the chinese master sauce where you cook it in the same thing, it probably goes
at around beer number eight bring out the ladyboys. just my luck. at a show like this, what happens. what she says. i end up kissing the one ladyboy in thailand who looks like ernest borgnine straight on the lips. of course i am completely oblivious to the dayglo white lipstick all over my face. out of context, photos of me here tonight end up on the internet, this could look bad. awesome show.