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It was there white whale. And this team does not have a lot of black whales. So true and then coach took stock of where to put the blame. All of us. All of us. Myself included. We will need to reflect on how we got to this moment. What we could have done to do it better. Gary, what do you think they couldve done better . Well, they couldve not sucked. Instead they sucked so hard it would peel the chrome off a trailer hitch. But coach ryan stood by the performance of his star player. The president gave his all in this effort. He did everything he possibly could. Talking about the big man, power center donnie trump, known for his haphazard, lumbering style of play. Trump never seemed to be able to grasp the complexity of the game. Although, he was able to p graslathe dy parts of cheerleaders. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes jane fonda and lily tom lynn, jay chandraseykhar and musical guest aimee mann, jon batiste and banned banned. Now leave from
This ends today, car carey. What are you doing here . Dont you yodely guy me. You find it so amusing marching me up the mountain every day and over the side to my death just because somebody doesnt know the price of canned tuna . What kind of sick bastard are you . Calm down. Put down the pick axe. Stephen ill put it down in your skull. Youre mad. Stephen oh, yeah when im a lean cuisine frozen dinner. 6. Stephen sorry. Force of habit. Stephen the next miewnt of mountain im going to summit is your rotting corpse. What are we doing . Weve been through so much together. Look, i can put a price on toothpaste. I can put a price on frozen stephen 48. Lets find out. buzzer oh stephen ill get you, drew carey, you sick bastard ill see you in hell its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes drew carey. Claire foy and matt smith. And comedian bastian maniscalco. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Ste
Going to poke holes in you like a lean cuisine frozen dinner. 6. Stephen sorry. Force of habit. Stephen the next miewnt of mountain im going to summit is your rotting corpse. What are we doing . Weve been through so much together. Look, i can put a price on toothpaste. I can put a price on frozen lasagna, but i cant put on our friendship. Stephen 48. Lets find out. buzzer oh stephen ill get you, drew carey, you sick bastard ill see you in hell its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes drew carey. And comedian bastian maniscalco. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody woooo thank you very much. Jon hey cheers and applause . Stephen thanks, everybody. Thanks so much. Chris. Whats up, mark . Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. With all the excitement of the president ial election, we havent been focusing on what